SOME SMSES. - Page 13

Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" kare, socha "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi baat nahin jis ko karna hai woh kaun sa normal hai

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

^^^ lol

Lara was filling up application form for a job.
she was not sure what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought she wrote: YES Expected!

🤣

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.

LOL!

^^ very funny...lolzz

here's a sms between shijhu and lara

shijhu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Lara: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

^^^lol!

Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardarji: Oye Punjab.

Boss: Which part?

Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

haha!

^^^^hahaaaa...I like it

shijhu and lara got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send messages. And this scheme worked very fine.

One day shijhu sends her pigeon.

Lara sees the pigeon is without any message. she picks her mobile and asks Shijhu : The pigeon is without any message.

shijhu : Oye pagli, that was a missed call.

🤣