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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#131

^^ 🤣 too gud thameem.. can't stop laughing....

Na tammana hai sitaro ki,
na chaah hai nazaaro ki,
bus ek sacha dost mil jaye,
to kya zroorat hai hajaaro ki!!! 😳

Edited by princezna - 17 years ago

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#132

Originally posted by: thameem
^^ very funny...lolzz

here's a sms between shijhu and lara

shijhu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Lara: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

😆😆omgggggggggggggggggg thameem u r too much n our dogs r getting married to ur dogs sisters wot say lara😆😉

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#133

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#134

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some good person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#135

Originally posted by: angelstar08
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some good person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."

haha funny lol😆

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#136

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#137

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#138

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#139

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#140

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."

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