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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#111

A policeman caught a bus driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: "Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?"

Driver: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai "Bus Stop" Toh humne rok diya :p

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#112

^^^^ lol both the jokes are funny....can't stop laughing

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#113

You are one of the most CUTE people in the world!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Trouble

Everywhere

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#114

guys u all r rocking wid dese hilarious smses

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#115

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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jhumi

@shijhu

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#116

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->

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Star_on_earth

@Star_on_earth

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#117

Originally posted by: shijhu

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

lol...loved that line!!! 🤣🤣 gud one shiju!!👏

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#118

Aap ek brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, good looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larki ka sms par rahe ho

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#119

Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced

"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!" ;->

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#120

Pathan:tumhain pata hai k chaina k log chai(tea) nhi petay
Sardar:ghaday china k tea tu famous hai
Pathan:un ki country ka naam kia hai
CHai-NA

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