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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#101

Man1- I told my wife d truth dat
I was seeing a Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn?
Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat
She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#102

At dis moment in time 10 million people r sleeping.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r working & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

hahaha! ;)

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#103

Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#104

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. ;)

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#105

An American friend sent a sms to his sardarji friend in india......
hamare america mein aksar shaadiyan email's se hoti hain

to this sardarji replied.....par hamare india mein tho aksar shaadiya female's se hoti hain

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#106

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#107

Today I was cooking when I added Hara Dhaniya guess what happened?

Chicken started dancing & singing: Hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala... Maar dala Maar dala

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#108

^^^hahaha!

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#109

^^^^ lol...hahaaa ...very funny.....heard for the first time🤣

a man sent a sms to his friend which read...

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.