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Du I watched the poster and I am already ecstatic. *embarrassed* If it's HR playing the thief again, I would be delighted. Even I don't want D3 director. D3 was a total crap. 😡 now I am wondering who would be the lady opposite him.

Ps not interested in Dilwale at all. BM dekhne b nahi jaungi nahi to mera track record kharab Ho jayega. 😆 You watching any of them???

Yes, Neha, aap kahen aur hum na aayein?

God, I only saw D3 and it was crap. No more Dhooms for me. Dilwale etc toh I never intended to see anyway. Just BM, if I can.

Kitni shameless hai, yeh sadistic du. But she knows I can't resist dissing even a horror like SSK.

From what I saw, this Simar babe is one more of those aadarsh naris with a huge family (I mean there were so many of them, it was like a dharamshala, that house). One of these virtuous types is Simar's husband, who did not register at all. Ditto his bro, married to a happy-go-lucky female who is OF COURSE Simar's sister. All maajis and cujjins and such floating around, with vague storylines I could not understand, but didn't particularly care to.

To make matters more confusing, this wolf in sheep's clothing, du, also asked me to watch Swaragini, and I happened to see a crossover epi, where Simar came to do detectivegiri and bail out Swara, a most bland female (Simar is quite bland too, but a little less so than blanko ki sartaaj, Swara, apparently phasaod by evil sister, who, guess WHAT, you'll never guess--is married into the same house tooo! I also caught a bit of the much lauded Sans(n-c-d)car (let du explain it), who has improved about 1% from Saraswatichandra days, which is my way of damning with faint praise. Simar in Swaragini was accompanied by a cunning-eyed monotone whom I call Robotic Voice (RV). Said RV is possessed by some pataal devi (PD) with eyes that glow gold when she's Up To No Good. She also appears and disappears as her pataalish self (rather than as RV's body) with no discernible logic and can conveniently slither away as a molten gold stream. Why she can't go poof as at other times escaped me.

Okay, so Simar got Swara bail and was looking on as SANS(n-c-d)CAR got possessed or was momentarily controlled by some spirit (maybe this same pataal devi, who cares) and was driving straight at Swara. End of epi. I refused to watch another.

So Simar returns home (now we're watching SSK--I really need my head examined) to that cloying bunch of dadimas, maajis, etc, and including one off-putting child (among others), who it turns out is hers. Now RV aka PD wants to make Simar a ''zinda laash'' (just say this aloud several times in a lifeless monotone, and you get the gist of my suffering), so she manipulates the supposedly wondrous detective Simar to come make murtis for some frikking order she has to fulfill but some how can't do herself. So Simar Devi, dripping with the milk of human blindness, goes and spends all day doing murti-making, while RV, for some reason, stands over her doing NOTHING but thinking of how she'll make S into zinda laash. W*F? And what do the day's efforts net us? One half lower leg. That really made me hysterical. Way to go, babes! Chances of order fulfillment=0. And here comes the clincher. The lower leg somehow possesses Simar's leg and RV looks satisfied as Simar limps home.

PD makes appearance and laughs gleefully as real RV cries from a barbie doll. Simar goes home and falls down and is confined to bed, so PD's evil plan is put on hold (I guess she needs the WHOLE murti to finish making S a z.l.). Instead a clumsy member of that bursting household goes to do virtuous deed in Simar's stead, falls on lower leg and destroys it, and lo, Simar is healed, while RV/PD fumes and makes evil eyes at clumsy girl. There was more crap about PD taking revenge from Clumsy who has seen her PD roop, by making her lose her voice and threatening HER kid before slithering away in a molten stream.

And I finally realised I had gone way beyond the call of duty and came to my senses and stopped watching.

Neha, I can't tell you the number of times I actually fell asleep while I was doing this crazy serial watching. And it made no difference--i was thinking of dunce and how she said you can skip from serial to serial and miss nothing. I saw some misery called Sapnon se Bhare Naina too, and wanted very much to slap everyone on it. I tried Gustakh Dil, which had the same potential as SSEL, but so not happening once the girl got married. I'm not excusing SSEL, but compared to any of these it is deffo not as bad. However, no reason one should spend one's time on a regular basis watching ''not as bad''.

Originally posted by: anita_m

God, I only saw D3 and it was crap. No more Dhooms for me. Dilwale etc toh I never intended to see anyway. Just BM, if I can.

From what I saw, this Simar babe is one more of those aadarsh naris with a huge family (I mean there were so many of them, it was like a dharamshala, that house). One of these virtuous types is Simar's husband, who did not register at all. Ditto his bro, married to a happy-go-lucky female who is OF COURSE Simar's sister. All maajis and cujjins and such floating around, with vague storylines I could not understand, but didn't particularly care to.

To make matters more confusing, this wolf in sheep's clothing, du, also asked me to watch Swaragini, and I happened to see a crossover epi, where Simar came to do detectivegiri and bail out Swara, a most bland female (Simar is quite bland too, but a little less so than blanko ki sartaaj, Swara, apparently phasaod by evil sister, who, guess WHAT, you'll never guess--is married into the same house tooo! I also caught a bit of the much lauded Sans(n-c-d)car (let du explain it), who has improved about 1% from Saraswatichandra days, which is my way of damning with faint praise. Simar in Swaragini was accompanied by a cunning-eyed monotone whom I call Robotic Voice (RV). Said RV is possessed by some pataal devi (PD) with eyes that glow gold when she's Up To No Good. She also appears and disappears as her pataalish self (rather than as RV's body) with no discernible logic and can conveniently slither away as a molten gold stream. Why she can't go poof as at other times escaped me.

Now RV aka PD wants to make Simar a ''zinda laash'' (just say this aloud several times in a lifeless monotone, and you get the gist of my suffering), so she manipulates the supposedly wondrous detective Simar to come make murtis for some frikking order she has to fulfill but some how can't do herself. So Simar Devi, dripping with the milk of human blindness, goes and spends all day doing murti-making, while RV, for some reason, stands over her doing NOTHING but thinking of how she'll make S into zinda laash. W*F? And what do the day's efforts net us? One half lower leg. That really made me hysterical. Way to go, babes! Chances of order fulfillment=0. And here comes the clincher. The lower leg somehow possesses Simar's leg and RV looks satisfied as Simar limps home.

PD makes appearance and laughs gleefully as real RV cries from a barbie doll. Simar goes home and falls down and is confined to bed, so PD's evil plan is put on hold (I guess she needs the WHOLE murti to finish making S a z.l.). Instead a clumsy member of that bursting household goes to do virtuous deed in Simar's stead, falls on lower leg and destroys it, and lo, Simar is healed, while RV/PD fumes and makes evil eyes at clumsy girl. There was more crap about PD taking revenge from Clumsy who has seen her PD roop, by making her lose her voice and threatening HER kid before slithering away in a molten stream.

And I finally realised I had gone way beyond the call of duty and came to my senses and stopped watching.

Hi Guys...

Just came back after Dilwale and I knew where I had to go to get some fresh goss :)

Me my brother and Didi wanted to watch Bajirao Mastani , but we weren't allowed to see Ram-Leela , as apparently the leads have a very intimate scenes , and 16-19 year olds can't handle that lol . do they even actually do it ? Just feels weird that a intimate scene won't go censored :0

BUT OMG SRK and Kajolll , kajol has proven that she will never lose her charm , and Varun Dhawan srk and Kajol are Bollywood's Ram Lakshman Sita , seriously near the end of the movie there is a frame with the 3 of them and IT WAS JUST SO CUTE AND I WANT TO FRAME IT AND WOW THAT SOUNDS CREEPY

I don't know what to say about Kriti Sanon- that's her name right?? She and Varun have chemistry , but the poor girl didn't get enough screen time , they could have shown the relationship between her and Kajol more , sorry guys for spoilers but the film is predictable anyway apart from one tiny bit which I'm not going to say and this should be the longest sentence in the world :)

If I'm not here , Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance xxx

It's Sunday and I have attend office. Screw you swachta abhyaan. My life sucks like hell these days. Will reply back to everyone later. Bubye. Enjoy Sunday while I go work.

Hello Hello people!

I'm back from my holiday!

Missed you all. Who's around?

I posted a review of Bajirao Mastani on the BW reviews thread. I thought it was an average watch. Nothing great.

Kritzi, how was Dilwale? Give us a detailed review. I thought it would be awful.

Neha, Appu 2, Ash- 🤗

Ash- how is your chemistry going? 😉 School treating you well?

Originally posted by: arch_angel

Hi Guys...

@Neha... Am a Dean girl...all the way babe... 😊

@Ani - SSK has never been more entertaining than while reading your post... It might drive you a lil insane, but please review some other TV crap too---- LOVED IT!!😆😆

New Dhoom is coming? Didn't know... the last one was such a colossal waste of time and effort... used to like Aamir Khan as an actor - Dhoom 3 ne meri nazar mein uski image seriously dent kar di! 🤢 HR was HOT!! Ash was too... until she opened her mouth and that uber fake " r u like checkin me out?" came out...🤢... Who's starring in this one?

Anyone saw BM? Comments and Reviews plzzz .Dilwale toh... like du said...

Dhoom 4- Let's hope it's not worse than D3, though that's a really hard feat to accomplish, but hey, it's BW- where nothing is impossible. 😆

Link to my BM review- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/129745212