The No Nonsense Viewers' Circle (I/O) #3 - Page 96

Using Indian TV soaps' and logic' in the same sentence is stupid. Twitter is buzzing with the #DailySoapLogic hashtag since yesterday and we have picked out some of the funniest tweets for you!

1. LET THE WHOLE 5:43 MINS OF SOUNDTRACK GET COMPLETED.

All in slow motion. Default choice of album: Aashiqui 2.

2. LIFE HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS, A HELL LOT MORE IN INDIAN DAILY SOAPS

3. JUST GET UNBREAKABLE PHOTO FRAMES. PERIOD.

Also, don't let the diyas die!

4. THE MEN RUN MULTI-CRORE BUSINESSES, BUT ONLY GO OUT FOR THE BOARD MEETINGS

But the wicked females are busy plotting to send the aadarsh bahus to jail (where they will live with all theie makeup), no exception.

5. SON, YOU'RE ADOPTED.

And when the big revelation is made, 57 cameras from all possible angles will show the reaction at least 13 times

6. WHO NEEDS OLAY TOTAL EFFECTS, WHEN YOU CAN JUST REMOVE THOSE SPECS

7. THE BLING IS JUST ESSENTIAL.

8. THEY'RE PLAYING WITH THE GOD MODE ON

9. I'M JUST JEALOUS OF THE PERFECT LIFE THAT THEY HAVE..

10. WHY U NO DIE?

11. THE AUDIENCE CAN'T SPOT THE DIFFERENCE AFTER ALL

12. EVEN DIWALI FIREWORKS CAN'T BEAT THE BLING THAT INDIAN SAAS-BAHUS CARRY

13. IT TAKES MULTIPLE EPISODES TO INTRODUCE A NEW CHARACTER

Sometimes we see those shoes on Friday as "Agle Hafte Dekhiye", and see the actual shoe scene on Monday. If we're lucky though, the face is revealed before Wednesday.

14. WHO NEEDS YOKO HEIGHT INCREASER WHEN YOU CAN GROW TALLER WITH JUST A PLASTIC SURGERY?

15. LOOK, THEY'VE FOUND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!

16. SOMETIMES IT'S THE KUNDLI MATCH THAT FAILS..

..and other times it's an old family feud that they knew nothing about.

17. THE RANSOM AMOUNTS ARE JUST POCKET CHANGE FOR THE BAHUS OF SINGHANIAS AND OBEROIS

18. A'B PLAYBACK IN LOOP, AT LEAST THRICE IS A MUST

19. DAY 1: MALE PROTAGONIST GOES TO JAIL. DAY 2: THE FAMILY IS LIVING ON THE FOOTPATH. WTH?

Gotta keep up appearances, right? (Ever heard of savings, investments and mutual funds?)

20. GOD COMMUNICATES IN A VERY PREDICTABLE WAY

No flower dropped before an important meeting? It will most definitely go bad. Ohh..the pooja thali fell (in slow motion)? Accident pakka.

21. IT'S EASY TO SPOT THE EVIL WOMEN.

Extra points of evilness for weirder bindis like this one:

Image source: startv.in

22. SO IT'S NOT JUST THE BINDIS!!

23. THE IRONY IN THEIR NAMES

24. THIS ONE'S FOR THE CID FANS

And how can Daya break every door? No matter how big or strong it is.

25. KYUNKI HRD MINISTER BHI KABHI DAILY SOAP ACTRESS THI

26. HOW CAN WE FORGET THOSE EPIC BACKGROUND SCORES

Stretching a 5-episode worth of story to 1000s of episodes won't be possible otherwise.

27. VOLDEMORT IS LOOKING AT ALL THE WRONG PLACES

Perhaps he should try that Tulsi tree in the verandah?