Baaraatis Anonymous CC # 38 - Page 4

Originally posted by: Arshi67

🥳 Thread 38 !!!! 🥳

Ridz, thank you for that wonderful opener!!! 😎

The Baaraatis are thrilled to have you come dance with us !!! 😃

Ridz, I can't tell you how much of a relief it is to know that Lakshimji is safe and sound and living it up in LA. My gnawing fears of Lavanya's moniker of mutton coming true are unfounded , Devi Maiyaa ka laakh laakh shukriya.

Mamaji's abandonment of AR is a matter of some concern, however. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for him and all that, but how will Aakashji function without someone to watch over him when he comes to the US? He'll be on the phone to Bhai constantly and then another one to butt in on Rabba Ve... Haye Re Nandkishore

I trust XP is sending lots of phoren goodies and dallars for his brothers back in Desh. They need some reward for putting up with the weirdos (My Arnavji excluded ... bas keh diya) in RM.

As a show of gratitude for having closed a number of loopholes, I promise to seek the assistance of the best hairdresser Mumbai has to offer when I consult with Mr Sobti on behalf of our BPH. Please find here http://www.stylecraze.com/articles/best-hairstylists-in-mumbai/ a list of them and feel free to suggest one who sounds good to you. I wouldn't want you to start keying his car now in your incandescent rage.

Preethi has concluded there may not be much in his kitty right now. Although, she has factored in Bhabhi's investment skills in her calculations, the result is still not a healthy one. His repeated wearing of that one pair of jeans and of course the Devdas look bears evidence of the same.

The Baaraatis have offered to fund the necessary make over personally, but he is a self-respecting guy (we love him for that as well ❤️) so will be reluctant to accept. Collages and poems of love being deep as the sea and high as the sky, seems to be all he's okay with ... 😕

But while you'll wait with immense trepidation, to see if Cherry and I are successful, please do continue rocking this place.

We will be thinking of all you as we tuck into our 69 gol guppas, as suggested by Ria, and our falooda and garam garam jalebis with mini gulab jamuns and rabri and bhel and sev puri and pav bhaji and vada pav ...pata hai pata hai what you're going to say, but we need to be properly fortified before we approach him ... and have a topic to open the conversation with. I am given to understand he is rather fond of food and it's very frequent and regular intake ...

Will report back once Cherry stops blushing ... ☺️

Originally posted by: Arshix144

Thread 38, really??!

Just how behind am I? I came here with the intention of congratulating Ruch and everyone on doing such an amazing job with the opener of thread 37 but what do I know there is a link sitting in my inbox for thread 38!😆

Ridz, I don't believe we have met but that was one hilarious intro to the thread. Half way I was cracking up like there is no tomorrow because I had guessed you could be telling the story on behalf of Lakshmi ji! The payalji and akashji bit had me ROFL'ing! Lakshmi's reaction to ASR was pretty hilarious too, specially the bit about it being fried and eaten.🤣

Ruchi had a fab post as always too, thanks heaps for the link to both threads luv!🤗

And Re Re my RV woman I loved the pic you have posted here! 🤗Missed you all loads!❤️

Originally posted by: mem1

Hey BlueMystique - Ridz , That opener was Killer!!! loved it.

You are really funny! Have you written anything else? I don't believe I have read any of your work. And we need more episodes of LTOLA...

Thread 38!!!! WooHoo!

Originally posted by: Arshix144

Haha Yes Ridz, feel free to make any contributions even the ones that you consider whacky to the thread! We all love reading here, the crazier the better!😆 Btw I am Mini, not literally but that's my name! ;)

Chotiii hello hiii🤗 please tell me I haven't missed any BTD stuff!😳😆

@Gita - so good to see you here after such a long time! When is ASR musing again woman?!

Originally posted by: mem1

ASR is silenced by LakshmiJi... Ab Lakshmiji is musing so well, ASR ko muse karne ki kya zaroorat hai????

And when you say "I am Mini, not literally" , do you mean you have a massive ego ???? Shaatir Dimaag to nahin hoga na?