S.C.C.G.S.C. Thread-42 [STRICTLY INVITES ONLY] - Page 55

Originally posted by: Shree.Nanda

preet, this one's specially for u😉:-

Director to Heroin:
Tmhen 4 Banday pakrain gain
Phir Hero bachany ayega
Heroein: Hero kon hoga?
Director: Imran Hashmi'!
Heroin: Tey odday kolon menu tera piyo bachaayega...😆

Originally posted by: CrazyDollAnandi

me going tata

gotta go

Originally posted by: Shree.Nanda

gotta go

exam 2moro

need to sleep

will miss u

bye

tc

mwahzzz!!!!!

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."

Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Originally posted by: Shree.Nanda

Imran hashmi ny apni girlfriend ko pehly
=FOOTHPATH=
py pataayaa
phirr apnaaa
=AASHIQ BAAAYAA=
Mgr uski
=JANNAT=
zyada time tak na rahi
Un 2no k beech men
=AAWARAPAN=
karta huaa
aik
=GANGSTER=
AA gaya
Phirr usny
=CHOCOLATE=
main
=ZEHER=
mila kar
Uska
=MURDER=
karwaaya
Gangster ny us k
=AKSAR=
khawaab men aa kar kaha
(TUM SA NAHI DEKHA)
to Imran hashmi ne kaha is
=KALYUG=
men
JAWAANI DEEWANI
hy
Is liye is
=RAAZ=
ko raaz hi rakhna.

ok now im off

Originally posted by: ...OohLaLa...

Good morning