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Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To
Speak..! XP=P

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"

Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
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Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!

After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.

Push Ant In To It.. =!!

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..

A Man's Feeling :...

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"It Feels Like A Mini Heart Attack When I Dont Find My Mobile In My Pocket ..

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& Its Almost Like Heart Fail When I See It In My Girlfriend's Hand !

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me,

Just Imagine How Lucky I M!

Great Words
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** DUST BIN **

Dear Computer Users,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards The Other Keys Of Keyboard!

But Why Do You Press All The Keys Softly & Hit Me With Your Full Power?

Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D

Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust?

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Boy Thought For A While...

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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said ' Look Girl, DONT Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics