Today I would like to observe a moment of silence for all the innocent brain cells that lost their lives over the weekend.
I am not feeling lazy actually...I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing!!!
The bank called me because of suspicious activity on my debit card. I couldn't believe I bought a gym membership.
About 50% of parents "friend" their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.
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