Dill Ka Doctor's Home Breaking Bureau - Break a marriage n make it look like you tried to patch.
Namaskaar. Swagat hai aapka iss bureau mein, aur aaj kee tazaa samachar hai kee abhi abhi Mumbai mein ek manhoos purush ne ek bureau khola hai jahaan par rishton kee chemistry ko woh todte hai.
Kya aapko kisi kee khushi nahin dekhi jaati? Kya aap ek badjalan, zaalim, namakool insaan hai? Kya aapko logon ka ghar thod kar chain aata hai? Kya aapko kisi aur kee biwi par dill aa gaya? Agar haan, then hop on here right buddy, because we will take you thru an exclusive virtual tour of the Home Breaking Bureau.
OWNER
This company is owned by Dr. Armaan Mallik, jo logon ki biwiyon ka maalik banana chahta hai.
Qualifications of Dr. Armaan Mallik
Bachelors in Gay-logy
MBBS in patnichori-ology
Awards
Our very famous behooda doc has earned a fimfare for patni chor and aims to win many more awards in future. With the fluctuating hormones he posesses one can be very sure that he will win many more awards.
Mission Statement:
Tujhko mirchi lagi uskee shaadi se? Tere dost kee gharwaali tujhe chahiye? Hum Hero hai toh kya hue, dilljalle hain! <--- If you are one of a kind people, then our company assures you that in 21 days we will break apart your best friend's wedding, that to with guarantee.
Vision Statement:
We envision our company to reach heights as we have an experienced, trained, and a talented team working together toward the mission statement. The purpose for such a unique organization is to snatch away the peace and contentment of couples only because jealous and vella folks ka dill aa gaya already booked ladies par. Haan jee, hence to ensure such folks satisfaction, we stoop to any levels and spew any sort of dirt at the happily married couples just to break their tie apart. Yaad rahe, hum kissi bhi hadd tak jaa sakte hai apne customer ki satisfaction ke liye, after all you pay us cha - ching.
Current missions:
Currently the doc himself is dealing with a very complex natured case in where a happily married couple Siddhanth - Riddhima that are meant to be will be tried to be broken apart in various ways. Mr. Armaan has taken special interest in the case as the dupatta of Riddhima Modi seduces his garments. He plans to begin with miscommuniation and bheja fry Ridzy's head by manipulating her into believeing that Dr. Modi is romancing with a hot choreographer - cum - nurse at the hospital on the song zara zara touch me, touch me, touch me. We will continue covering the segment of the case and brief you all on it definitely.
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