INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 79

Originally posted by: -Neetz-

Nimmi was the next to stand in trial. My child, I have noticed that you have been quite vocal about politics and human rights. You have been quite the subjective person and I have witnessed you raise a few questoins on Mr. George W. Bush-- another creation of mine. My child, you must understand, this is all God's plan. You must not contest it and challenge God's plan by promoting Obama. You must understand that people must fear me first. My child,how can people love Me if they do not fear Me first? You would think after two millennia of allowing wanton slaughter and disease and hunger and literally a bajillion gabillion deaths I would be more feared and, thus, more loved"

"If I tell you people that I love you, then what? No more fear. This reminds me, I have to go make sure some of those Africans starve a little while longer."

'But God, you have praised my works many times before. You have blessed me with your bounty. I'"

'My child, fear not. I have reserved a spot for you in Heaven. I shall visit you occasionally and we shall both make sure that Ron Howard never wins an Oscar'

Caro makes her way to God's court, after a lot of thakofying and langoofying. She contests God's authenticity by questioning her: "Yo God, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"You should not be questioning me on how many fingers you are holding up. You should be questioning me on how many fingers you will lose in an "accident" tomorrow"

"Sleep well,

You will be placed in the purgatory."

Sonia, I am more than honored. Thank you for the place in heaven, my dear God. Indeed, may Ron Howard never get another Oscar. That would be a prayer I would love to be answered.
🤣 Starve a little while longer, oh dear.

Originally posted by: moonlit.gold

i am backkkkkkk

LMFAO! THis story is AMAZING!

Aisha just like she remembered my Shakuntala craze hahaha

Originally posted by: roxthefox

😡

Maybe if you had answered our PM's and actually told us you were coming I would. 😡 But no, I'm sorry, I put this together in half hour this morning, and I only did people who told me they were coming. You never replied to PM's. 😭

well didn't i tell u like a week ago that i am doing to do FP fo shoooo then it meant i will be attending....sooner or later. aarrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhh u suck. 😡 Make up something. i want a red carpet. 😆😭

After all critics were segregated into their respective realms, and God had blissfully escaped into the world of 'Tom-Cruise-on-a-beach' dreams, Silence prevailed across the arena possessed by God. No sound could be heard, No movement could be detected - The only thing that was visible was the swirling mass of clouds. And then, slowly, the scene dissolved into nothingness.

The scene now shifted to a metropolitan city, which seemed to along with the pace of time. In a lone flat, Miloni woke up feeling giddy. She held her face in her hands and recalled the very vivid dream she had, "What was all that ? I've never had such an uncanny dream before..Usually I dream about Sonam Kapoor"

"It felt so real..as if it had happened in actuality.." She shook her head as she tried to recall everything

Across her room, Aisha woke up in a similar state. She wiped the traces of sweat that had formed on her forehead, and frantically gulped down a glass of water, "Whatever..it was a dream and that's it. I guess dreams are supposed to be like that..wierd"

And not only Aisha, these were the concurrent thoughts churning within the minds of each critic. And they all dismissed it as an eerie dream.

The scene dissolved once again, and shifted to the brightly lit horizon, which was being approached by a figure who looked very much like a woman.

Upon a closer look, reality sets in that it is actually God. The same god that all critics had dreamt about. The same God who was roxthefox. She was walking towards the horizon, whereby Tom cruise awaited her, with open arms, finally to be united with her one and only love.

As she was gliding towards him, she stopped for a moment and turned around. With a mystical smile plastered on her face, she spoke, "This is not the end Critics, it might just not be a dream..Enjoy your last day on Earth.."

END

TO BE CONTINUED AT OUR 75TH BASH...

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, OR WAS IT?

Originally posted by: zainab25

After all critics were segregated into their respective realms, and God had blissfully escaped into the world of 'Tom-Cruise-on-a-beach' dreams, Silence prevailed across the arena possessed by God. No sound could be heard, No movement could be detected - The only thing that was visible was the swirling mass of clouds. And then, slowly, the scene dissolved into nothingness.

The scene now shifted to a metropolitan city, which seemed to along with the pace of time. In a lone flat, Miloni woke up feeling giddy. She held her face in her hands and recalled the very vivid dream she had, "What was all that ? I've never had such an uncanny dream before..Usually I dream about Sonam Kapoor"

"It felt so real..as if it had happened in actuality.." She shook her head as she tried to recall everything

Across her room, Aisha woke up in a similar state. She wiped the traces of sweat that had formed on her forehead, and frantically gulped down a glass of water, "Whatever..it was a dream and that's it. I guess dreams are supposed to be like that..wierd"

And not only Aisha, these were the concurrent thoughts churning within the minds of each critic. And they all dismissed it as an eerie dream.

The scene dissolved once again, and shifted to the brightly lit horizon, which was being approached by a figure who looked very much like a woman.

Upon a closer look, reality sets in that it is actually God. The same god that all critics had dreamt about. The same God who was roxthefox. She was walking towards the horizon, whereby Tom cruise awaited her, with open arms, finally to be united with her one and only love.

As she was gliding towards him, she stopped for a moment and turned around. With a mystical smile plastered on her face, she spoke, "This is not the end Critics, it might just not be a dream..Enjoy your last day on Earth.."

END

TO BE CONTINUED AT OUR 75TH BASH...

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, OR WAS IT?

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Amazing Job done ALL OF YOU!!

My cheeks are hurting from laughing non-stop. 😆

Itni achi script both alag aur itni unique both saalon mein paree hain. Make fun of my Hinglish right now. I am weeping and can't wait until we chatterboxes make it to the 75th. (tears of joy)👏

hey guys🤗