INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 61

Originally posted by: roxthefox

God was clearly inspired by K serials' back ground score. 🤣🤣🤣

Mithun! "you are mindddddddddddblowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing"... so you get to go in first'

Neeta Kapoor shyly walked into the Trial Room with a Danny boy poster in one hand and HP series in her other hand. A born genius, who is hit for making them aunties and children cry by her heavy vocabulary, maintained her posture calm as she walked towards the court. As God flipped through the pages of Neeta's book of deeds, Her fingers quivered on PG 69, when God noticed that Ms. Kapoor experienced wet dreams about Daniel Radcliffe at age 11. God inquired "My child, will you care to explain why you had rainy dreams that too of man who you can't even call a 'man"

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"Well you see God, Radcliffe is a man with an amiable grin, intellect wits, strapping carcass, and striking oval - shaped bifocals. Through deductive reasoning, I can pledge you that if YOU assert him to be a "half" man, then you indeed are deriding your own creation and if you do so, then you dare mock your own nature. Now through inductive reason, I can assure you that YOU would not want to be proven erroneous since then all your commands will be snatched away by the Yamraaj. Of course, you wouldn't be so entertained by such a blasphemerous idea, so I' 🤣🤣🤣 this cant go well.

God's brain: Oh Myself, I wish she'd talk in shoet hand. What does that mean? Better say something or she'll think you're stupid. 🤣🤣🤣

"My child, you have chosen to worship an imposter. He is a woman trapped inside a boy's body. I damn you to hell Not only that, but you offend thyself by using such large words to communicate. My child, are you not aware that I was created billions of years ago? There were no dictionaries or books in that age"

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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things"

Originally posted by: -simi-

"Hey there Pretty Lady, aa chalti kya, God ne bulaya' 🤣

Originally posted by: moonlit.gold

lmfaooo so im going to hell lol! oor worse.....hahaha....aw i didnt get to see zainuuu=( lollll

Originally posted by: -Neetz-

Chandu sat outside the gates of the Allmighy court, reminiscing about her avis and sigs that she created in her earthly lifetime. 🤣🤣🤣

God :Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things" 😆

God simply looked down upon the lifeless soul and spoke, "My Child, You do not believe in me or My Mad Skills. You shall experience another death, one that is more excruciating than the last one. I'm reserving you a first class ticket to the bowels of the omniverse upon your death. It will be a very untimely death." 😲😲😲