INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1

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Sonu

@x.sonia.x

Inactive

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Posted: 16 years ago

#591

Nimmi In hopes of finding lemonade to cure her dizziness, 🤣🤣

"God loves you Mahi! He really does! He wants to run to you in a field of fluffy dandelions and take you in his arms and hold you and kiss your face and tell you that it's all going to be okay"' 🤣

"Yes, but is there going to be Maggie noodles in heaven? " questioned Mahi. 🤣🤣

Noreen, "I knew I shouldn't have watched DMG today. Rox warned me. And now God is releasing His wrath upon us' 🤣

Chandu 'HOMMIES! Rox IS God'. 🤣

"Don't eat me! I have two masoom critics. Eat them," cried Sayeed. In the midst of the chaos, Sonu, the resident Critic, seemed calm and collected. "I hope she lets me spam in heaven"
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as if i would think i was goin to heaven! 😆

On the other end of the court, handsome hunk Ishan was busy dozing off and dreaming about a bikini clad Shilpa Anand. He suddenly awoke from all the chaos and stood there for 10 minutes, scratching his head, his chin, and other places for equilibrium. Upon his realization that Rox was indeed God, he claimed "So God is now revealing himself.. or Herself through the chat club section of an Indian entertainment message board? Man, God has really lowered His standards these days" 🤣

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hello.

@hello.

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#592

LMAOOOOOOO "Oh myself"

hAHAHAHHAH!!!
aw poor liz....its always the smart ones that are damned=((

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Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#593

My child, are you not aware that I was created billions of years ago? There were no dictionaries or books in that age"

HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZ THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Neeta

@U-No-Poo

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#594

Originally posted by: roxthefox

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Originally posted by: roxthefox

"My child, you have chosen to worship an imposter. He is a woman trapped inside a boy's body. I damn you to hell Not only that, but you offend thyself by using such large words to communicate. My child, are you not aware that I was created billions of years ago? There were no dictionaries or books in that age"

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Mitsy

@mits002

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#595

🤣🤣🤣!!!

Ishan dreaming of SA!!
Maggie!
ROX IS GOD! and chaos! 😆

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KaJen.xoxo

@KaJen.xoxo

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#596

Hey guy i'm back

Chezz movie is scary.

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hello.

@hello.

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#597

dharaaaa!

lol its an IC movie....OF COURsE its hatke=D

the only love story here is between ishan and sa loll

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ramsha

@-SilentLove-

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#598

I am safe phew! Sayeed mentioned only two masoom critics!

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Neeta

@U-No-Poo

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#599

While Neeta's fate was being decided, Chandu sat outside the gates of the Allmighy court, reminiscing about her avis and sigs that she created in her earthly lifetime. "One for Baichung - the love of my love, another for KSG ma hoMmie, this one is for Sukriti Khandpal's ogre-like expressions..." She sat occupied until Mithun Dada approached her.

"Hey there Pretty Lady, aa chalti kya, God ne bulaya'

God observed Chandu for a brief moment, as if she was searching her memory, and spoke "My Child, I have witnessed your obsession with the world of science. Whether it's your knowledge of the SA node, or proteins, you have always placed your knowledge of science before me. Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things"

Chandu, who was angered by God's admission, quarreled back. "If the knowledge of deoxygenated and oxygenated blood along with AV node and bicuspid valve had not been provided to mankind by science, then the race of hawt men such as Baichung, Silly Billy, or HomMiE KSG would have been wiped out from the face of earth. Seeing is believing. The less science available, the less power you hold."

God simply looked down upon the lifeless soul and spoke, "My Child, You do not believe in me or My Mad Skills. You shall experience another death, one that is more excruciating than the last one. I'm reserving you a first class ticket to the bowels of the omniverse upon your death. It will be a very untimely death."