SwaRon : Back to School Dayz chapter 8
- The after Ramayan Story ...
Heyloo all for all those who enjoyed the Ramayan , here is the story what happened after that laughter filled play , back to school dayz brings to you one more hilarious story ... the after Ramayan story . enjoy !
Tringgg , swayams phone rang .
Swa : halo
Sha : darwaza kholo
Swa : wat ?
Sha : maine kaha darwaza kholo
Swa : ok just a sec
He goes up to the door n opens it
Swa : Sharon tum yaha iss waqt .
Sha : kyu nahi aa sakti
Swa : nahi nahi aa sakti ho , but Sharon rai prakash mere ghar aayi hai matlab definitely kuch important hoga .
Sha : kuch important nahi hai , bass tumhare saath time spend karna tha , lekin agar tum nahi chahte toh mai vapis chali jaati hun .
Swa : no no Sharon please come in , tum kabhi bhi , kisi bhi waqt yaha aa sakti ho .
Sha : toh aab mai aandar aau
Swa : please !
Sha : so ... coffee ?
Swa : anything for u my love , abbhi banake lata hun .
She was successful in making him busy so that she could make her way till the best area of his house , the Sharon corner ! without making any noise she sneaked into his room , she walked looking back to see if swayam couldn't notice her , but she tumbled over the table and things on the table crashed down wid thud .
Swa : kya hua sharonnn?
Sha : kuch nahi swayammm ... (swayam yaha aaye usske pehle I shud keep every thing back in place)
She started picking up the things n arranging them back on the table when suddenly her eyes encountered an old dusty album . The album read " Back To School Dayz ! "
Sharon : yeh kaunsa album hai ?
Before she could open it swayam entered the room .
Swa : Sharon , tum yaha kaise pahuch gayi
Sha : aab udd toh sakti nahi mai , toh definitely chalke yaha aayi hun
Swa : haan but mere room mein kya kaam aagaya
Sha : sach bolu toh aayi toh thi yaha Sharon corner dekhne , but see wat I found , hamaare school dayz ka album , tumne yeh saari pics aabhi tak collect karke rakhi hai !
Swa : yahi pics toh mujhe unn sunhere ladakpan ki yaad dilate hai , jab tum khadus dazzler hua karti thi aur mai ek smart weakling .
Sha : tumne mujhe khadus bulaya ! how...
Swa : how dare u ...tumhare how dare u toh kabhi khatam hi nahi hote the , how dare u swayam kehne ke bahane tumhare muh se mera naam toh sun leta mai .
Sha : u mean tum tabse mujhse pyar karte the .
Swa : hamesha se Sharon aur hamesha karta rahunga , oh wait aabhi ham baatein hi karenge yaa album bhi dekhenge .
Sha : yaa sure why not.
She flips the cover open and the very first picture she looks at is the group picture taken after the ramayan play. Looking at it she bursts into laughter.
Sha: hahahaha...
Swa : ayese kyu has rahi ho..
Sha : aree tumhe yaad nahi iss picture ko khichne se pehle kya hua tha.
Swa : oh God Sharon, tum uss baat ko lekar hass rahi ho, mere liye toh voh kissa mere life ki sabse bada humiliation ka kissa tha.
FLASHBACK...
Vic : kshtrugan mere bhai kaha hai tu ...
Nil : khamosh...!
Vic : aye chal chal bohot hogaya ramayan aab character se bahar nikalneka kasht kijiya bhrata shri.
Nil : abbey saale mai khaamosh issliye bol raha hun kyuki saamne principle sir khade hai.
Vic : oh shit !
Principle : hmm... toh mai dekh raha hun koi apne character se bahar nahi nikalna chata...very good niklo bhi mat.
rey : kya matlab sir?
Principle : matlab yeh ki , apna character aur costume dono pehne rakho , common room mein tum logo ki photo khichne wale hai school activity board ke liye. so everyone be dere in 10 mins , photographer aate hi honge.
Sha : yes sir we will be dere.
Princy walks off and everyone starts to walk towards the common room.
Bha : sala mai toh star ban gaya, photo bito ...apni toh chaandi hai , kya boltay bantay..
Amal : ale lekin mai laavan huna naa mele toh dus sal hai , tum log sab adjust kaite kaloge.
nil : aree jaise ham simmi the jatayu ke panhk adjust kar lenge vaise hi tere sir bhi adjust ho jayenge.
Simmi : aye you shut up ok !
Nil: nananana ok !
Meanwhile swayam was walking behind everyone rewinding all the beautiful things that just happened on stage , Sharon calling him praan naath or the swayamvar and the end rescue oh it was sooo amazing, but suddenly while he was walking his dhoti falls off, nobody notices him as he was behind everyone.
Swa : oh freak ! yeh kya hogaya...kisine dekha toh nahi...thank God sab aage nikal gaye...lekin abb kya, ek kam karta hun yeh classroom mein ghus jata hun .izzat girne se toh bach gayi lekin iss giri hui dhoti ko kaise uthau. Oh God dus min me photo session hai, aab mai boxers mein toh photo nahi khicva sakta , lekin karu kya mujhe dhoti peheni bhi nahi aati , voh toh subha mummy ne bandhke di thi . mummy bhi naa yeh kaisi dhoti baandhi thi , fevicol se chipkana chahiye tha dhoti ko, agle janam tak chipki rehti , infact paani mein bhi nahi nikalti. Mummyyy abb kya karuuu ?
Suddenly the door slams open and.
Sha : make up ka saaman kaha rakha hai ________ OH SHIT! (turns around) swayam tum ...tum yaha kya kar rahe ho , and how dare you haan tum girls changing room mein ghus gaye , tumhe pata nahi yeh class sirf girls ke saaman aur changing ke liye allot kiya hai and above all tumhe sharam nahi aati tum school mein boxers pehenke ghum rahe ho.
Swa : now will u let me speak ... voh achaanak hallway mein meri dhoti satak gayi toh hadbadahat mein mai iss classroom mein ghus gaya , I seriously didn't know yeh girls ke liye hai I swear Sharon mujhe pata hota toh ...toh bhi mai yahi ghusta uss time meri izzat ka sawal tha .
Sha : hahahaha!
Swa : Sharon tum has rahi ho ..kaisi ladki ho tum, yaha meri yeh soch ke fat rahi hai ki iss room mein koi bhi ladki kabhi bhi enter karke mujhe iss haalat mein dekh sakti hai aur tum... Err forget it I cant expect anything from you.
Sha : ok ok... abb itna gyan mat do, i m sorry.
Swa : kya kaha tumne?
Sha : thik se sunai nahi deta ek baar kaha na .
Swa : firse kaho na ...
Sha : kya ?
Swa : kaho na pyar hai
Sha : wat !
Swa : oh sorry woh...sorry kaho na phir se ..i meant sorry ( swayam control yaar control... Sharon ko dekte hi dhoti, dil, zubaan sab fisalne lagti hai teri)
Sha : shut up ! and listen...mai voh.. tu..tumahri dhoti tie kar sakti hun.
Swa : WAT ! tum...tum meri dhoti baandhogi ...tumhe aati bhi hai... ayese kaise baandhogi
Sha : accha thik hai fir , m leaving tum aajana boxers mein center position par photo khichwaane , aur photo ka caption hoga , boxers ki raasleela ramleela jaha dhoti ne boxer ka saath chod diya kyunki dono alag materials ke khaandaan se the.
Swa : bass bass bohot hogaya .
Sha : yeh toh sirf promo tha , agar tum tym se dhoti pehenke common room nahi pahuche toh picture bhi nikal jayegi. Anyways jaati hun mai..
Swa : jaldi hai kya ??
Sha : excuse me ?
Swa : ( swayam re Swayam sambhaal apne aap ko ) voh Sharon ruko .. tum agar baandh sakti ho toh ...thik hai aab mai bhi kya kar sakta hun , I guess i have no option meri izzat ka sawaal hai ..
Sha : toh mai ghum jau ??
Swa : amm yes plzz.
As soon as Sharon turn around swayam hides his boxers with dhoti. Sharon controls her laughter and starts walking towards him.
Swa: (voh aah rahi hai , shit voh aur kareeb aa rahi hai ...yeh dil dhadakta hai dhoti dhoti kehta hai no no Sharon Sharon kehta hai ..tumhe meri tarf aate hue dekh dar saa lagta hai , kho baitha hun hosh mere tere haatho se dhoti bandhwaane ko , kya hoga mere dil ka haal jab tum meri dhoti baandhogi.)
Sha : heyloo swayam ..kidhar kho gaye .. give me the dhoti.
Swa : haan ..nahi ..i mean ok
Sharon stretches her hand towards swayam to take the cloth, but swayam steps back, she steps towards him to take the dhoti ..he again steps back still hiding his legs with dhoti.
Sha : yeh kya kar rahe ho ... give me the dhoti ( she snatches the cloth from his hands at once)
Swa : nahiii krishana ji draupadi ke cheer haran ke time toh barabar pahuch gaye , lekin mere cheer haran ke tym kuch nai.. kya meri izzat izzat nahi , bolo bhagwaan bolo...
Sha : hogaya tumhara melo drama ? abb dhoti bandwaani hai yaa.. boxers ki raasleela ram..
Swa : ok shut up and start I am ready ! abb tumhare hawaale izzat Sharon
Sha : haath uppar karo .
Swa : wat ? kyu tum mujhe haath kyu uppar karne keh rahi ho ?
Sha : stupid dhoti baandhne ke liye !
Swa : oh ok never mind .( hey Krishna ji yeh kaha phas gaya mai kahi sharon apna sara gussa yeh dhoti pe naa utaar de plzz God mujhe Shakti do)
Sha : uppar kya dekh rahe ho
Swa : toh kya neeche dekhu ... tum plzz zara dhoti pe concentrate karo.
Sharon starts going around him, she first ties a knot.
Swa : heeehehhey shhhaaarooonnn... Aaram se.
She eventually does other steps while swayam had completely lost it..
Swa : Sharon dheeere...eee Sharon thoda dheel do ...oh God Sharon you are being so tickleish , baaapppreee shhharoon sambhalke thoda.
Sha : shut up ! just shut up ok ek toh mai tumhare liye yeh stupid si dhoti baandh rahi hun aur tum mujhe hi taunt maar rahe ho . nahi baandhti mai dhoti aajana ayese hi ..
Swa : aree ruko Sharon kaha ja rahi ho mujhe ayesi haalat mein chodke ..abb shuru ki hai toh khatam bhi kardo plzzz sharonnn.
Sha : tum kitna over react karte ho , koi baccha bhi diaper pehente samay itna nahi rota.
Swa : voh kya haina Sharon mera first time hai
Sha : toh maine kya dhoti baandhne ka office kholke rakkha hai.
Swa : sorry na Sharon ... mai bilkul aawaz nahi karunga promise .
Sha : hmm thik hai
Sharon resumes tying the dhoti around swayam , trust me he was trying his level best to keep quiet. He was having one of the most embarrassing yet weird times of his life. She was never so close to him. For once in his life time she was around him without any of her angst or barriers. This was the Sharon he always knew from inside , a girl who cares, a girl who understands situations, a girl who can solve any of those difficulties in his way so easily , though this was the sharon he knew not the one who could be seen by everyone. A pure soul in Sharon the divas disguise. He kept looking at her. For a moment he could smell her raspberry shampoo as she was so close to him. She tucked the final pleat in his waist and looked up . HHLL ...
Sha : swayam
Swa : haan Sharon ..
Sha : hogaya
Swa : hogaya hai tujhko toh pyar sajna
Sha : wat !!!
Swa : kuch nahi ... voh kya hogaya ?
Sha : dhoti baandhke hogaya duffer !
Swa : oh dhoti ... aree waah very good.
Sha : wat very good , isske badle mein kya milega mujhe
Swa : tum jo chahti ho milega Sharon
Sha : maths homework
Swa : hojayega Sharon ..
Sha : aur tumhari mummy ka bhidi fry kal tiffin mein
Swa : miljayega Sharon.
Sha : aur...
Swa : aur kya aur... Bass hogaya ek dhoti kya baandh di tum toh sir pe chad gayi.
Sha : uttaru aabhi khichke.
Swa : nahi nahi ...tum bhina Sharon har baat ko seriously leti ho ...chalo aabhi photo khichwaane jaate hai .
Sha : tum jao mai touch up karke aati hun.
Swayam goes out of the class , but comes back peeps through the door n says
Swa : hey Sharon thanks !
Sha : its ok ..now gooo !
As soon as swayam exits , Sharon bursts into laughter.
Sha : bwahahahahahaha ... wat a day pehle voh ramayan aab yeh dhoti ..oh God swayam ka face dekne laayak tha , poor swayam , bechare ki dhoti hi gir gayi ..thank God stage pe nahi giri varna usske mickey mouse ke boxers sabko dikh jaate , hahaha anyways I guess I shud rush to the common room isske pehle voh mujhe bhul jaaye.
Sharon reaches common room she looks at swayam and starts giggling .
Nil : aree yeh lo Sharon bhi aagayi , kaha reh gayi thi tum ?
Sha : voh mai ek important kaam mein phas gayi thi.
Sim: kaisa important kaam Sharon ?
Sha : voh naa mai ...
Swa : aree Sharon ...chalo na photographer tumhara hi intazaar kar rahe hai , jaldi chalo.
Rey : haan haan guyz lets get into positions , swayam Sharon tum dono beechmein ram aur seta , baaki bhai swayam ki tarf aur matayein Sharon ki taraf. Raavan aur kumbhkaran next line mein . hanuman tu iddhar saamne baith swayam ko side profile deke aur jatau tum uss taraf baithogi. Dashrat and sadhu beside ravan. Chalo sab ready.
All together : yess
Swa: so everyone say cheeseee
Sha : no no wait everyone say dhotiii
All : DHOTIII !!!
Click !
hope you all enjoyed it đ plzzz leave your comments n suggestions , ande tamatar allowed hai đ
again wishing baru tai a happywala birthday đ
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
Anupamaa
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