Okay, back with another 'funny' OS. I am still skeptical about this one as I felt something lacking and it may not have turned out to be funny as the previous one. But just an attempt on trying to make this good, hope its not too bad Shivangi. This OS dedicated only to her, Happy Belated Birthday as well! đ¤
"These men!" Sharon yelled as she stormed into the hotel room while the slamming the door behind. The other five girls looked at her in shock and confusion.
"What happened babes?" Simmi asked immediately.
"Swayam happened that's what..." She crossed her arms and paced the room back and forth glaring.
"Swayam happened...but he happened 24 years ago na?" Rinni asked completely confused but not long before Sharon threw a pillow at her.
"I meant he forgot our baby's birthday...how could he do that?!" She exclaimed.
"Baby?" Taani sat up now in complete confusion.
"Baby? Yeh kab hua!?" Simmi yelled.
"Arre...nahi baba...who toh mein..." She continued explaining to them what she meant while on the other hand Swayam marched into the boy's hotel room with anger and irritation.
"Are...majnu ko kya hua? Kahin uski Laila toh bhaag nahi gayi na?" Vicky whispered to Nil and Rey.
"Swayam...what happened yaar?" Rey asked when he saw Swayam sitting there with a balloon-like face.
"What happened...Sharon...that's what happened!" he yelled and now all the guys gathered around to listen to their majnu's saga.
"I mean I went to give her a surprise because it was our 2 year anniversary and she started yelling because I didn't remember our so called baby's birthday!"
"BABY!?" They all yelled in unison.
"Swayam tera baccha hogya aur tune hume batana zaroori nahi samjha!" Nil exclaimed dramatically.
Just then Vicky began singing, "Dost dost na raha...pyaar pyaar na raha," soon Nil, Amar and Bharat joined him, "zindagi hamein tera...aitbaar na raha.."
"Abe CHUP!" Rey shouted to stop their over the top melodrama.
"Are meri bandaron ki sehna, mera koi bacha wacha nahi hua hai. Woh woh...humara baby...woh Gucci ki baat kar raha tha.." Swayam explained.
"Sharon ka kutta...Gucci...uski birthday hai aaj?" Vicky asked to which Swayam nodded in reply.
"Kaise kaise din aagaye hain bhai log, ab Laila ka birthday yaad rakho aur uske kutte ka bhi," Bharat sighed and then questioned, "Yeh...Gu...Gu..."
"Gucci," Swayam completed.
"Haan wohij Guttargu...yeh kaisa naam hai?"
"Ab Sharon ka kutta hai koi high-figh brand name wala hi hoga...isliye Gucci."
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"Please Sharon!" Swayam pleaded on the phone trying to convince Sharon to come along with the girls to join them at the near-by club. After an hour or so she agreed to come with the girls.
Here at the club the boys were waiting for the girls to come, each one of them getting more annoyed by the minute.
"Yeh ladkiyan kabhi time pe nahi aasakti na..." Bharat yelled.
"Kya yaar...itni acchi acchi item hai aas paas aur humein inlogon ka wait karna pad raha hai..."Vicky said while staring at a few chicks nearby.
"Haan yaar...chalna in sab ko chodte hai, chal wahan un lodkiyon ke paas jaate hai..." Nilesh said. Vicky, Amar and Bharat agreed but then they looked at Rey and Swayam who clearly disagreed. Nil and Vicky looked at each other and smiled.
"Zor laga ke haiyaa!" They yelled and then pulled Rey and Swayam towards the group of girls. The two fell right in middle of the pool of chicks and stared at each other hoping that Taani and Sharon wouldn't see them around.
"OMG! You two are so cute!" A girl yelled while grabbing Rey from the collar, "Honey can I be your chammak challo tonight?" Rey cringed at the girl's cheesiness and said no but she kept persisting. So he agreed to buy her a drink and grudgingly spend a few minutes with her.
Meanwhile on the other hand Taani and the girls entered the club. Swayam had somehow saved himself by running to the washroom and the other boys too got of the random girls to meet their own.
"Hey girls!" They all greeted them.
"Guys Swayam kahan hai?" Sharon asked.
"Woh wahan washroom ki taraf gya tha..." Vicky replied and Sharon walked towards the other side of the club. The other girls meanwhile got settled on the lounge chairs.
"Hmm...Rey kahan hai?" Taani asked the boys.
"Woh Rey," Vicky got stuck but Nil hatched a plan and continued, "woh kisi ladki ke saath tha Taani. Meine kaha tha na tumse ke tumhara Rey jitna bhola dikhta hai utna hai nahi. Bahar se DDLJ ka Shah rukh Khan aur andar se naughty Shakti Kapoor."
"What?!" Taani yelled. She soon spotted Rey smiling at a girl wearing a mini-skirt drinking at the bar.
"Rey ke bacche...aaj toh tujhe teri nani yaad aajaye gi," Vicky said while the other boys laughed and high 5ed each other.
"How could he do that to me! Goa aaye nahi aur inki flirting shuru, ab mujhe pata chala humesha mujhe kyun kehte rehte hai ki 'Taani darling, flirting is good for health'...sab ek jaise hi hai! Par ab mein dikhaungi ke Taani bhi kya kya kar sakti hai."
Thinking this she slapped the DJ and put on a song. Suddenly the light went off and a spot light hit the back of a beautiful slender figure. Soon the music started and everybody started hooting.
maine tujhase pyaar kiya hai, tu hai meri jaan
Meri har dhadkan kehati hai main tujhape kurbaan
Tera jara sa bhi dola jo imaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
Huwa tera kaam tamaam, tu saala kaam se gaya
Tera dil jo huwa beimaan, (tu saala -3) kaam se gaya
Rey who had been sitting there drinking his whisky spit it out and sprayed it on the other girl's face when the girl on the dance floor turned and he saw Taani. His Taani!
"You idiot!" SLAP! The girl slapped Rey who's right hand was now on his cheek and still had whisky spitting out of his mouth. What was happening to him!?
Teri najaron pe jaan-e-jaan meri najar hai
Teri saari harkato ko mujhako khabar hai
Are mastiyon mein duba huwa hai, tujhe nahi fikar hai
Aaja aaja hosh mein aaja, ???
Taani went up to him and made 'I see you' movements with her fingers. She shook him badly from the shoulder and pushed him out of the chair. Poor Rey fell out of the chair still in shock that Taani was doing this.
Tera jara sa bhi dola jo imaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
Huwa tera kaam tamaam, tu saala kaam se gaya
Tera dil jo huwa beimaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
She stomped on his feet with her heels and walked away; leaving Rey hoping on one foot with the other in his hand paining.
Aisi waisi galiyon se kabhi na gujarana
Kisi bewafa ke chehre pe tu na marna
Mujhase kabhi bhi tu bewafaai na karna
Sach kehati hoon jaanu rehna saavdhan
Tera jara sa bhi dola jo imaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
Huwa tera kaam tamaam, tu saala kaam se gaya
Tera dil jo huwa beimaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
Finally she took Rey and dragged him between a bunch of girls who thought it would be great to spin him around and strip away his coat and tie.
What was happening? Rey was just getting more shocks.
Maine tujhase pyaar kiya hai, tu hai meri jaan
Meri har dhadkan kehati hai main tujhape kurbaan
Tera (jara sa bhi -3) dola jo imaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
Huwa tera kaam tamaam, tu saala kaam se gaya
Jo na bachake raha tu meri jaan, tu saala kaam se gaya
"Taani drunk...and TaaRey...in one hotel room tonight without Swayam...socho kya kya hosakta hai.." Nil said as he noticed Rey carrying Taani out of the club.
"Hum tum ek kamre mein band ho aur daaru chadh jaye...ere short short dress ki bhool bhulaiyon mein Rey kho jaiye..." They sang freely in Swayam's absence.
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"Rey you don't love me na?" Taani asked for the zillionth time completely drunk and high
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"I do love you baby...how many times do I have to say that..." Rey said still trying to put her to sleep.
He went near to pull the blanket on her but was pulled down by Taani woh grabbed him by the collar.
"I am jealous you know," she said making a pout on her face.
Rey looked confused, what was she jealous of now? She had already said that she didn't like him being with random girls but now what was it, "What but of who and why?"
"Your lappy, your phone, your clothes, even that stupid secretary of yours." Rey couldn't help but smile, "And why is that?"
"Because your laptop stays in your lap, your phone is on your cheeks, your clothes are snuggled in your body and that secretary gets to see you more than me...hmph..." Rey chuckled and thought of how cute she was when drunk.
"Taani I love you and all that should be jealous of you not the other way around now go to sleep you've had too much to drink and you're not in your senses." He was about to move but got pulled in more.
"It's not fair you know that I have so many sautens," she said referring to the laptop, phone etc, "I should also get a piece of you."
She licked her bottom lip and pulled a stunned Rey into a wild passionate kiss. He felt like he was on cloud nine, his Taani was kissing him. She moaned as the kiss deepened and Rey started roaming his hands over her body.
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Early morning, Taani woke up to Rey beside her. She remembered bits of last night smiled and at the same time Rey woke up. He smirked and pulled Taani in for another kissing session.
Outside the room the boys (exception of Swayam) gathered. "Hmmm...hmmm..." They heard faint sounds and all raised their hand for the iconic 'chemisty' signal.
"Andar se koi bahar na aasake, bahar se koi andar na jaa sake...socho kabhi aisa hoto kya ho...socho kabhi aisa ho toh kya ho...HUM TUM..." They sang loudly outside the room.
Taani heard that and pushed Rey out of the bed who fell on the floor hurting his bum.
"Hum tum ek kamre mein bandh ho aur Rey ki niyat phisal jaye...tere lips ki bhool bhulaiyon mein Taani kho jaaye..." They stopped singing suddenly as Rey opened the door and stood there in anger caressing his hurt bum with one hand.
"Abe saalon meri khushi dekhi nai jaati kya tum sab se?... Ab dekhna uska 'BHAI' aayega Taani Taani chilata hua..." Rey sighed and made a frowning face.
Suddenly Swayam came rushing down the hall, "Taani Taani...Rey kahan hai Taani...jaldi bata warna mein..." The boys all started rolling on the floor laughing.
"Mein Taani Taani chilaunga Rey ko maar ke..." They all started singing while Reyam just started at them annoyed.
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Arjun
