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Ashi

@ashi.melodyfire

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Posted: 13 years ago

#191

Originally posted by: polly_03
🤣🤣 although dis r common jokes, but still cant stop myself 4m rofling !! ok, 1 4m me now -

Girl : i love you dear !!

Boy : different style mein propose kar na !!

Girl : teri laash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣

wah wah wah kya jk hai polly 😆😆

@bold

yeh padke toh mein ROFLing karna chud hi nhi pa rhi hoon🤣

charu dekho tumhara style apna liya meine😉

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Ashi

@ashi.melodyfire

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Posted: 13 years ago

#192

Q.What is da difference b/w secretary and private secretary?❓

Ans-

Secretary says "Good morning sir"😆

and

Private secretary says "Its morning sir"😉🤣

Edited by ashiach14 - 13 years ago

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Prachi

@justjayati

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#193

beat this emotional PJ:

Once a woman was driking a coke..when suddenly a fly came out of the coke bottle saying:

"MAA"

The woman replied: "Main teri maa nahin hoon!!!"

Fly: "Aisa na bol maa!!!! main teri "coke" ke nikla hoon!!!!

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#194

thnx 4 reving my fav thread.
Mein iska malik. Sukriya

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#195

teacher- who was chandragupt maurya
stdnt- thre were two chandragupt maurya rushiraj pawar n ashish sharma.

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Prachi

@justjayati

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#196

haha!!!!!! good one radhi!!!

BTW.maate!! mujhe thnx kaho!!! i did this noble job!!!

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Ankita

@radhikarani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#197

thnx u jayo swt
ok
ek aur
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Dulhan ke baap ne vidai ke waqt dulhe se kaha: Beta hamara izzat ab tumhare hath me hai...

Dulha bola: Chinta mat kijiye aaj hi loot lunga...
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chi!
Agar yeh dulha mere training k andar rehte ya fir love marriage hote to uska ans hota

dulha- abey sasurji chinta na kijo vo izzat ko maine kab ki loot li.

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Ashi

@ashi.melodyfire

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Posted: 13 years ago

#198

radhi mate se pahle unki putri durdhara unki dusri putri cornelia ka dhanyavad karti hai 😆

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Bhargavi

@Historylover

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#199

@ jayati, radhi, ashi

awesome blossom jokes😆...gud going haan😉

@ charu

polly ne agar tera post padha toh badi wali red smiley degi tujhe🤣...mere khurafati dimaag mein ek idea aya hai:

imagine radhi as cgm and polly as ambhik😆

polly ka dialogue: ummm...kuch anand nahi aa raha...khiladi bada hai toh khel bhi bada hona chahiye...ek kaam karo isle sar pe rakhe bade phal ko chote phal se badal do...phir nishana lagao...aha anand hi anand😛🤣

Radhi ka dialogue: yeh anand kaun hai?? koi naya negative character hai kya...phir woh bhi mera🤣