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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#201

hahaha mere wala jokes to awesme. Mere stomach me gudgudi hui.

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#202

rakhi sawant give a banana and a sheep to bama ramdev as dowry
ramdev ask- why dis kola (banana) and bheri (sheep) di (rakhi didi)
so
hui na?
Why dis why dis kolaveri kolaveri di? (stamering dats y double double)

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Swetha

@swethasyam08

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#203

Radhi

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG gr8 use of this kolaveri di 😆 and thanks for giving the meaning of kola bheri di 🤣🤣🤣

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#204

Thnx swetha
*
A MURGA Said to MURGI . . . . . I LOVE YOU. MY Life Is Only For You & I Can Do Everything For You.
Then MURGI Said- to fir ek anda de kar dikhao priye.

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Prachi

@justjayati

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#205

Baba re!!!!! bhargu and radhi!!!!!!! u two are really dangerous creative minds!!!!!!😆

Ok listen to this one:

Lalu: Are maidam ji... ye 'I love U' ka matlab kya hota hai??

Sonia Gandhi: "Main tumse pyaar karti hoon"

Lalu: ye lo!!!! ek sawal kya puch diye angrezi mein..."pagli fida ho gayi"!!!!!

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#206

Rap song
dhanu-
my name is dhana
o baby yo my name is dhana
i am d maharaja
jo na kisise darta
oh yo i am d maharaja
lakho ladki mere piche
kavi upar kavi niche
oh ya kavi upar kavi niche
cz am d big maharaj
i am dhana
mujhe thoda bachke
mein ho thoda hatke
oh ya ya ya
am d big maharaja
(fast) oh ya ya am d maharaja
rajao ka raja
oh ya
(v fast)
am d mission
in search of a dust brahman
uska saath ek ladka
jo lena chate big panga
wo nehi janta
hw big am d maharaja
o ya d maharaja
ladko ladki meri piche
kavi upar kavi niche

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Prachi

@justjayati

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#207

Oye!!! cha gaye guru!!!!!!!!

inspired from u here is my rap dedicated to Chanakya:

Hey yo!! I m the man with a "khuli shikha"

C-G-M ne sab mujhse sikha

main jaanu kaise Chalate hain raajj..

mera hai..thoda hat kar andaaz...

Dhana hai bhaga mere piche!!

Poison ki suyi chubhoi ..kabhi upar kabhi niche!

CGM par karta hun manmaani...

yaad dilaaunga dhana ko uski naani

mere dil ke doors hai ladkiyon ke liye closed..

Raat ko dhana ke sapne main ban kar aata hun main ghost!!

Hey yo!! keep ur hands together..

cuz the C is in the house... to rock u better...

hey yo..baby..!!! {i m the GURU}

radhi ho jaa shuru...😎

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Ankita

@radhikarani

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#208

haha jayati gr8 yaha dhanu aur C ka rap cha gaye

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#209

@ jayati :

dekh yar, teri rap to achchi hai..par raha sawal lyrics ki to mujhe woh achcha nahi laga..see i respect the character of chanakya too much, to unke baare mein aisa kuch main hazam nahi kar sakti..so sorry !! plz bura mat manna !!😒

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Prachi

@justjayati

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#210

@polly

koi gal nahin yaar!!!! isme sorry krhne ki kya baat hai??? Maine toh bas aivanyi likh diya tha radhi se inspired hokar... and i tried not to demise his character... if then also u felt bad...then i m extrememly sorry for that yaar!!!!!!!!😭

ye lo!! tumhaare mood achcha karne ke liye ek joke:

what are the three fastest means of transport???

1. Tel-ephone.

..2. Tel-evision

.3. Tel- a- woman...😆

still need faster...

Tel her not to tell anyone!!!

[ye toh thik tha na??? Now let me have a sm😃ile on ur face!!!