Chandu : What??? Another Wedding??? No way, I won't !!! 😡 😡 😡
Achu : Chill Dude! 😎
I am asking you to marry only 3, Not 300...like Jallu! 😉😆
Chandu : 😲 😲 😲
This is a general phenomenon now! Every time Chanakya asks him to marry... he harps on Yeh aasambhav hai... only to alight the altar in another set of wedding robes 😆
Chandu sets out to seek Jallu's advice.
Chandu: Shahenshah Jallu! Aapne bahut achche prakaat raashtra ka nirvaah kiya. Badhai ho. Par 300 begum kaise samhala aapne ???
To the likes of Sachu Patti, you have started writing down this kind of conversations beautifully. They are always so crisp, witty, and full of surprising twists 😛
Jallu: Samrat Chandu ! Desh ka hukumat to bahut aasaan hota hai. Par haram samhaalna apne aap mein ek fan hota hai.
Chandu: Isiliye aapse paramarsh karne aaya hoon.
Jallu : Aap pehle shaahi libas pehen leejiye. Khud Badshah hone ka ehsaas payiye.
Such an entertaining tuition class😆
Chandu: Aacharya ne bhi Rajkiya jeevan ko sweekarne ka aadesh diya hai.
Jallu: Apne begumon ko shaahi haar, baazuband, jaise gehne tohfe mein dete rahiye.
Chandu: Aabhooshan se mujhe koi lagaav nahin.
🤣🤣
Jallu: ( looks unbelievingly) Teek hai. Aap apni dil ki baat dil mein hi rakhe. Kisi ko khabar nahin hone dein. Khaaskar begumon ko. Suna hai aapka mind voice kaafi loud hai. Har waqt mind mein aloud bolte rehte hain. Us fitrat ko kaboo mein rakhe.
OMG!! !!!🤣
Chandu: Par hamari tho aloud sochne ki pravriti hai.
Aloud sochne ka, aur zaroorat se zyada bolne ka bhi 😉😆
Imagine he calls Nandni musk melon on her face... 😉
Jallu: Use badalna laazmi hain. Nahin to khatra hai. Aapki raaniyaan sun legi.
Chandu : ( looks worried) Prayaas avashya karoonga.
( Chandu takes notes )
🤣🤣
Jallu : Dil kholkar har begum se kahiye ki wohi sab se khoobsoorat hai.
Chandu : Parantu woh to asatya hoga . Rani agar musk melon jaisi dikhe to main kaise kahoon ki woh ati sundar hai. Aacharya ji ke aadeshaanusaar asatya kehna varjit hai.
This guy will never change
Jallu: Lekin mohabbat aur jung mein sab kuch jaayaz hai.
Way to go, Shahenshah👍🏼
Chandu: To Aacharya ji se vichar vimarsh karni hogi aur anumati leni hogi.
Jallu : Main bhi Khan baba ko maanta tha . Par begumaat ke muaamle mein woh dakl nahin dete the.
Chandu: Par mereliye to Aacharya ji hi timetable banate hain.
Timetable! 🤣
Jallu :( Exasperated) Kamse kam smirk karna seekh leejiye. Kisi ko pata nahim chalega ki aapke dimaag mein kya chal raha hai.
Chandu: Aacharya ne us kala ka abhyaas nahin di hai. Had you not ended here, Jallu would have surely ran for his dear life, from this Acharya and his obedient Shishya 😆
Jallu: Aapke liye 3 begum hi bahut hain. Usse zyada bilkul aapki bas ki baat nahin hai.
Sahi pakde hai🤣
Chandu: Aasha karte hain ki Aacharya ye baat samajh lein.
It will be better for Acharya if he does 😆
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
