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guenhwyvar

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Posted: 8 years ago

#11

Well well well ... quiet Subha is this week's bakri.

This will be good. I shall return with a list of questions one day. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow. Maybe I won't come back until the end of the week because that's when I'm most free and I don't want to give you too much of a hassle because you're doing the farewell thread...

So sleep well Subha. Kal Kaise Hoga? That's a pretty good movie title.

Question 1:

Actors / Actress / Plot of the film Kal Kaise Hoga - written and directed by Subha, produced by me.

Question 2: Mohit with a shirt or Mohit without a shirt

Question 3: Mohit as Ashoka or Mohit as Shiva

Question 4: On a scale of 1-10, how mature are you?

Questions 5: You have a chance to slap someone, anyone. Who would you slap.

Question 5A: Which guy in this forum would you slap?

Question 5B: Which girl in this forum would you engage in a cat fight with?

Question 6: Jennifer Aniston or Jennifer Lawrence?

Question 7: 5 good things and 5 negative things about Deepika Padukone, Sonam Kapoor, annnd Mumtaz ... annnd SriDevi ... anndd Hritik Roshan.

Question 8: I think I asked you think before, but which state do you live in?

Question 9: How crazy are you ...

Question 10: Indian community in the US or American community in India.

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guenhwyvar

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Posted: 8 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: .Subha.

This gives me an idea ... a very bad idea.

Courtesy of Yahoo! Answers for these odd questions. Give your answers to these idiotic (but hilarious) questions Subha.

"Can you lose your virginity if you fall?"
"Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?"
"My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get pregnant. i bought her laxtives but don't know how to ask."
"8===D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?"
"Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?"
"What does fall 2010 mean ?"
"Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn't help much!?"
"Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?"
"Do midgets have night vision?"
"What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?"
"How many calories are in a booger?"
"How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep in between us at night? Please HELP!?"
"Can you use plastic food wrap instead of a condom for cucumber masturbation to protect against any STDs?"
"Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe?"
"What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?"
"My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it OK if she is vegan?"
"Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?"
"How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?"
"How do I take care of my pet potato?"
"How can I lose weight without moving?"
"How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
"Is it okay to boil headphones?"
"Why is my sperm so powerful?" -- the question has this description as well -- I've only been with my GF for 4 weeks, but the doctor says she is 4 months pregnant. How did my sperm become so potent?
"Is it weird that my dog likes to watch me pee?"
"I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?"
"What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?"
"Why do my balls smell like ham?"
"How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?"
"Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?"
"My bro has not had his first period yet?"
"How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers? pleaase help, i need to ask an URGENT question!!!?"
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?"
"Girlfriend ain't had period since getting pregnant?"
"How turn computer monitor intor mirror?" -- the description for this one: Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work.
"How much listerine does it take to get drunk?"
"Is there anyway I can get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant?"
"STD from Dog is it possible? help...?"
"How long can a little girl hold her breath?"
"I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?"
"My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?"
"I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?"
"My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?"

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MuguetDScorpion

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Posted: 8 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: .Subha.
I will write the shortest and funniest story ever.

When Quackvaki was about to enter their bedroom,Ashok bangs the door on her face.😆

This cracked me up at the middle of the night. 🤣 Spoilers says he will kill her which I think is impossible but if it is then can he take this idea from you. I swear I will forgive him for being a majnu if he kills her like this. 😆

No idiotic questions you said ? Are you sure ? No because I feel like writing them now. 😈

BTW if you haven't seen yet. I have unreserved my comment with a few questions, page 1. Please answer them whenever you can. 😉

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guenhwyvar

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Posted: 8 years ago

#14

Dear Subha --

MDS and I had an interesting talk about the past, present, and future. We came to the conclusion that you had indirectly caused MDS to indirectly make me lose all the questions I wrote the 2-3 times I did make an attempt to do so, back in CASian of the Week 1... so it's only fair that you are punished accordingly, because after all -- two indirects cross out and make a direct connection, so basically by the indirect-direct proclamation of the Shyam-MDS pact, we hold you guilty of directly making me lose those 100+ questions. If you would like to make an appeal ... too bad. 😆😆

Thus, I am directing all my unanswered questions to you. Happy Birthday!! Party!!🤣🤣🤣

The questions shall follow in the next post.

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guenhwyvar

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Posted: 8 years ago

#15

How does it feel knowing that you will have to answer 100 random questions?
Let's start: Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
If you could be any animal that's not an animal-animal, but an animal in an animal cracker box, which animal that's not an animal-animal, but an animal in an animal cracker box woud you be?
All-time favorite movie that you can watch again and again and again?
Swimming the ocean, pool, or lake?
Favorite shade of blue? Also, mention an object with that color.
How long is the hair on your head?
You have to romance someone in CAS, who is it going to be? DHARMA IS OFF LIMITS BUB, YOU CAN'T PICK DHARMA.
Sorry for my outburst above, what are you thoughts on Captain Underpants. If you haven't heard of Captain Underpants, I want you to google it and read about Captain Underpants.
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Beach person or boat person?
Favorite horror movie?
Do you have any relatives in jail?
Favorite midnight snack?
What is your weirdest "quirk"?
Why do you think little styrofoam pieces (to help cushion an object in a package) is called peanuts?
How tall are you?
How tall do you want to be?
If you could be any pig in the world, which pig would it be?
List 5 animal sounds from the top of your head, go.
Your friend died, and his hot girlfriend that was planning on breaking up with him anyway is into you, what would you do?
Who do you think is the most neutral person in the EDT?
Who is the 2nd most annoying character in CAS - rules: can't be a person we, the EDTers, have declared stupid at least twice.
Excluding romantic love, when is the last time you said I Love You to someone?
It's a dark night, you're alone. You hear a tap on the window three times. Tap. Tap. Tap. You open the door and no one is there. There aren't any branches near the window. Suddenly, you see the shadow around the corner of your house. What do you do?
What's the most selfless act you have done in the last 10 days?
You have to go back in time to change one thing you did, what do you change and why?
Are you an open person or close person?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do you believe in the dark arts - ghosts, witches, etc. If you do skip to the first 9 below. If you don't skip to the first nineteen below.
Name 3 Bollywood actresses that you cannot stand (or if you're the nicest person in the world, then three BW actresses who you aren't as happy with)?
Create shipping names using your name MDS and the actresses' names. There will be 3 shipping names (one for each actress) and you cannot repeat the same pattern.

For questions 33-40: Which of the following would you wed, bed, or want dead? Google names you aren't familiar with.

Deepika, Sonam, Katrina
Hritik, Rowan Atkinson, Tom Cruise
Decaprio, DaVinci, Cote De Pablo
Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, Emma Stone
Kaurvaki, Devi, Chanda
Charu, Subrasi, Noor
Bindusar, Chanakya, Radhagupta
Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez [LAST ONE]
BOO! Did you get scared? Either way, go back and answer the questions you skipper. Put a ROFL smiley here.
Favorite TV channel?
Favorite TV show
Which bee would you be if you could be any bee?
How do you wake up? By waking up or opening your eyes?
Favorite Drink that you can make?
Favorite smoothie that you can make
So at this point, you indirectly caused me to close my work. What do you think is the most appropriate punishment for this?
Since I have no way of knowing what your answer is, and thus punishing you fairly, I'll just up the number to 150 questions now. Your thoughts on answering 150 questions?
On a scale of 1-10, how hot are french women really?
BOO! Did you get scared? Either way go back to answer the questions you skipper. Leave a tears smiley here.

I have noticed that your heart beats Bollywood. Let's put that to the test, shall we? Choose one. (52-63)

Hritik in Mohenjo Daro or Krrish or Koi Mil Gaya
Kangana in Tanu Weds Manu or Krrish
Sonam in Thank You, or Sunny Leone in Ragini MMS 2
Sunny Deol the Indian He-Man or Sunny Leone the Bollywood actress with a XXX past
SRK in Gerua or Salman in Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (songs)
Rani Mukherjee in Black or Akshay Kumar in Khiladi
Anupam Kher or Kader Khan
Paresh Rawal in Comedy or Paresh Rawal in Gangster Evil
Dancing with Madhuri Dixit or Giggling with SriDevi
Sonam Kapoor or Shraddha Kapoor - better actress
Kareena Kapoor or Karishma Kapoor - better actress
Shirt on Salman Khan or Shirt Off Salman Khan
Do you wear branded clothes? If yes, which ones?
What would you do if you were carried off by thieves while sleeping?
I have written around 90 questions that I have lost (because of you, indirectly), and am currently at 66. What are your thoughts on this?
Who would you kill? CAS -- Sushim or Siamak?
Who would you love? CAS -- Devi or Kaurvaki?
Who would you marry? CAS --Noor or Subhrasi or Charu

That was the warm-up to CAS questions. The following questions (70-90) will be about CAS characters

What would you do if you got married to Kaurvaki?
You take Kaurvaki out on a dream date, describe it.
You propose to Kaurvaki. Write your marriage proposal
You have two babies with Kaurvaki, name your children.
You ask Kaurvaki for a divorce because she keeps going after Ashok. She refuses, what do you do?
Would you seriously kill Kaurvaki or just push her far away from you?
A clap of thunder is heard and Kaurvak suddenly buries her face into your shoulder. Do console her or ...
Dress Kaurvaki up in a modern day outfit. What would you like to see her wear?
Write MDS Hearts CAS Kaurvaki five times if you dislike CAS Kaurvaki even slightly. If you love CAS Kaurvaki, write that.
Choose the hottest wife of Bindusar (minus Dharma): Charu, Noor, or Subhrasi?
Renounced Subrasi or Queen Subrasi?
Think of CAS, who is the first person to pop into your mind?
Imagine yourself and Kaurvaki dancing to Suraj Hua Maddham and Gerua and Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge. Describe some parts of it.
Nuptial Night with Kaurvaki ... perfect gentleman or will you pull a drunk Ashok? If you pull Drunk Ashok, who's name will you take?
After the last couple of questions, how has that affected your take on CAS Kaurvaki?
Name 2 things you would change on each wife of Bindusar (clothes, personality,etc.)
What song comes to mind when you think of all the female characters of CAS -

Helena
Charu
Noor
Subrasi
Lassandra
Dharma
Devi
Kaurvaki
Niharika
Ahankara
Bahamini
That spy-chick that was RG's GF.

Which CAS character would you hook up with, man or woman doesn't matter.
Roar like CGM lion and type ROARED here so I know you roared.
Ashok's Garud or Virat's Birdy - favorite character
Same characters, except favorite ride
CDs or Tapes
If you could go back to any age, which age would it be?
Like taking selfies or hate taking selfies?
How tired are you on a scale of 1-10

Let's Play Bed, Wed, Dead. Who would you bed, wed, or want dead.

Kaurvaki, Devi, Chanda
Bindusar, Jaggu, Mir
Ashok, Sushim, Siamak
Charu, Noor, Subrasi
Kaurvaki, Quackwaki, Helena
Helena, Charu, Niharika
Keechak, Rakshas, Ujjaini Barbarian with weird name
Anandini, Chubby princess, skinny princess [LAST ONE]
Ok, your thoughts on continuing? Should I end now?
I'm ending now. What are your thoughts on that?
No I'm just kidding, what are your thoughts on that?
Nope, I'm just messing with you. I'm done. #106 is the last question. Do you want to answer 44 more questions?
Romantic Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage?
Elope with your lover or bow down to your parent's wish and marry some other person?
Imagine yourself playing catch with yourself ... do you throw and chase the ball or do you just toss the ball up.
Can you do a high jump kick? If yes, how high can you jump? If no, who do you want to high jump kick?
What's the meanest thing you've said?
What's the meanest thing you've done?
If you could wish for anything, besides more wishes, what do you wish for?
List 4 things you can cook / make / bake?
List 5 things you want to learn how to cook / make / bake?
Favorite restaurant in the USA?
Favorite restaurant outside of the USA
Favorite car make / model
There are four groups in the caste system - brahmin, kshatriya, vaishya, shudra -- put yourself into each group, give yourself a name using any combination of your name and list the very first thing you would do (for example Subwaki is the queen of Kushagiri. First thing she does is dance around. Pandit QuackBa is currently doing a puja for Pooja).
Fried Potatoes or Baked potatoes?
Choose one person you would elope with, one person you would go out on a date with, and one person where you'd stay up all night chatting. (can't be the same person)
Give five compliments to Quackwaki.
What has been your favorite part of being our culprit?
Do you want to be a culprit again?
Which person from the ancient past would you like to meet and engage in a conversation over a scrumptious dinner. List person, restaurant, meal, and topic.
Final question from my end -- what are you feeling right now after answering almost 200 questions.
Actual Final questions -

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MuguetDScorpion

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Posted: 8 years ago

#16

That's cracking me up. 🤣 Yes Shyam take your revenge... Even more knowing that I replied less than you did. 🤣

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Subha

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Posted: 8 years ago

#17

I just forgot about this thread.

I will post my answers soon

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Subha

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Posted: 8 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion
Yaaay 🥳
Res will come back soon.

1) If you weren't born Indian, which name would you like to have ? What's in a name?I don't like any particular name

2) Describe yourself physically. I am a human being so I look like a human being.

3) Describe your personality. I am an introvert, I take time in mingling with people.I mostly like to spend time with myself,I do things that makes me happy but at the same time I don't like to hurt others...

4) What is your best quality ? Patience

5) What's your worst quality ? Laziness

6) What's your profession ? Why did you choose that and not something else ? I was a teacher in India.I feel giving knowledge to people is one of the best things that a human can do.

7) What did you study for that ? How long was it ? I did a 6 months B.Ed.(Bachelor of Education)course for that

8) Is it what you always wanted to do ? If not what was your dream job when you were a kid or teenager ? I have always dreamed about being an IAS officer.I had appeared in the exams and may have become one but due to a sudden death in the family, I couldn't attend the interview.Anyways,I did the B.Ed.course and teaching profession made me forget the pain of not fulfilling my dream.

9) If you could change your profession, what would it be ? Why ? I was happy with my job so after my son grows up a little,I would definitely want to take up the teaching job again.

10) What did you accomplish till now ? I gave at least thoda bahut knowledge to kids in my 5 years of career.😆

11) What are your plans for the future ? Start my teaching career again and become financially independent all over again.

12) What are your hobbies ? Reading,Net surfing,Music,Playing with my kiddo,Travelling.

13) What are the things you hate to do ? Cooking🤢

14) What is your favorite dessert ? What is your favorite chocolate ? Gulab Jamun and Kit Kat

15) What is your favorite Indian dish ? What is your favorite non Indian dish ? I like Biryani,Chole poori,junk food, etc.
Non Indian mein I like Pastas and Noodles

16) What do you think people like about you ? What do you like about yourself ?I think people like my sense of humor.The fact that I don't give up so easily and keep fighting till the end is what I like about myself.

17) If you could change one thing about you, what would it be ? I am what I am.I don't need to change anything about myself. I am not perfect,nor are others.

Edited by .Subha. - 8 years ago

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MuguetDScorpion

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Posted: 8 years ago

#19

SUBHA

Write a short story (Synopsis) with us, the forum members. It can be a love story, family, friendship, action, comedy, horror or whatever you want. It should be between 20-30 lines... Or more if you have the energy. All these members should be there. Shyam, BeingBlunt, Andromeda, BabyHimavari, MDS, Babur, Niki, Crazyforsarun, Shyamala Aunty, Swathi, Adhyakumarijha, CourageousLeo and yourself.

Title of the story ?
Choose actors who will play our roles.
Write the story/synopsis (20-30 lines at least).

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Subha

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Posted: 8 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: shyam09
So sleep well Subha. Kal Kaise Hoga? That's a pretty good movie title.

Question 1:

Actors / Actress / Plot of the film Kal Kaise Hoga - written and directed by Subha, produced by me.
Actor-Shyam
Actress- Quackwaki
Plot-Both,Quackwaki and Shyam have only 1 dialogue in the whole movie...
Quackwaki-Shyam,mere jaanu,my darling,kal shaadi kar lein ?
Shyam (makes a shocked face like a ekta kapoor serials character)-Kal kaise hoga?...
In the whole movie,Shyam just keeps giving excuses to postpone the wedding.In the climax,Shyam dumps Quackwaki and marries Ileana.😉

Question 2: Mohit with a shirt or Mohit without a shirt
Mohit with shirt

Question 3: Mohit as Ashoka or Mohit as Shiva
Obviously Mohit as Shiva

Question 4: On a scale of 1-10, how mature are you?
7.5

Questions 5: You have a chance to slap someone, anyone. Who would you slap.
I am the descendent of Gandhi Bapu.I believe in non violence 😉

Question 5A: Which guy in this forum would you slap?
Nobody

Question 5B: Which girl in this forum would you engage in a cat fight with?
Again no one.

Question 6: Jennifer Aniston or Jennifer Lawrence?
I like both

Question 7: 5 good things and 5 negative things about Deepika Padukone, Sonam Kapoor, annnd Mumtaz ... annnd SriDevi ... anndd Hritik Roshan.
All of them are good actors and all of them are big drama kings and queens.

Question 8: I think I asked you think before, but which state do you live in?
New York

Question 9: How crazy are you ...
I am crazy most of the times

Question 10: Indian community in the US or American community in India.
Both actually. American community in India are mostly found in ISKCON and other such religious organizations.They are very nice people.

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