FUNPOST: Interview with Dharma

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Posted: 10 years ago
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This is my first fun post in this forum.

Note: The comments made in this post are based on what's been shown in the serial CAS. All fun is limited and restricted to the chars dharma and others from the "show" and is in no way related to the real life Dharma, Chanakya etc. I do no intend to derogate real life Dharma or the actress who plays it.

So here goes----😆

A Media person Shikha Dutt from DNVT channel heard someone discussing about "Ahimsa", non-violence and other "mahaan" thoughts and realized that a lady staying in Pataliputra was expert in giving long speeches about Non-violence, abrogation of death penalties etc. So Shikha decided to take her interview:

Shikha: Good afternoon sevika sit down. I've heard that you have some really great thoughts. I would love it if you share them with our viewers.

Dharma is shivering, her lips trembling and she's bungling her fingers awkwardly. She mutters "Kahi ye Mir Khorasan ki guptchar to nahi"😕

She finally sits down.

Shikha: What's the matter dear?

Sevika: No nothing. I was just just jus ...😕 (Dharma stammers)

Shikha: OK leave that apart. What are your thoughts about Non-violence and war?

Sevika: Ahimsa? You want to know about Ahimsa and shanti? ⭐️
(Dharma's face brightens😆😆 She starts off...😎)

Sevika: In my opinion, war is worthless. War doesn't do any good to anyone. Har kisika bas nuksan hi hua hain yuddh se. Several people die. Kids are orphaned. Women are widowed.
In my opinion, jaha yuddh khatam hota hain wahi se "shanti" or "sandhi" ke marg shuru hote hain.😃

Only Ahimsa and Shanti are the solution to each and every problem in our lives.

Shikha: Interesting!! Very Interesting!! So tomorrow if Pakistan attacks India what should we do?

Sevika: We should lay down our weapons and raise the white flag😃👍🏼

Shikha: And what if they try to kill our soldiers?

Sevika: everyone has to die some day. No one is immortal.

Shikha: And what if they try to acquire Kashmir?

Sevika: Oh there's nothing that's yours and mine. So what if Kashmir becomes a part of any other country. Hoga to issi dharti par na? ⭐️ Iss desh main ho ya uss desh main baat to ek hi hain!⭐️

And once they take away Kashmir, who knows our relations with them might improve. We can write love letters to each other, send messengers and envoys and try to establish peace. Peace is the only solution.😃

(Shikha is very impressed)

Shikha: So what are your views abt terrorists?

Sevika: Terrorists are misguided souls brainwashed into terrorism. They should be given a chance to improve. After all, they are also human. 😃😃😃 We should teach them the principles of Ahimsa and Shanti and try to improve them.

Shikha: But what about the those innocents who lost their lives in such attacks? Shouldn't the culprits be punished?

Sevika: I feel bad about those who lost their lives. It was their destiny and bad luck. But every person should be given a chance to improve. "Dharm hi nyaya ka adhaar hain".

Shikha: Recently a terrorist was hanged. So was this correct?

Sevika: If we too kill people in the name of punishment, then what's the difference between us and terrorists Punishment should be given in a way that the the culprit realizes his/her mistake. Killing anyone is not an option. Ahimsa and Shanti are the only way out.

Shikha: You seem to have really brilliant thoughts. What's your name?

Sevika: Nammmeee? My nammmeee... eee?😕 ~~~~~~~~~
Dharma Stammering ~~~~~~~~

Shikha: Yes may I know who you are? I heard you have a son too? What's his name btw?

(Dharma is shivering once again🤣)

Sevika: Woh woh... mera naam namm~~~~~😕

(Dharma is shocked and is trembling. She thinks "Kahi iss reporter ne 'Mir Khorasan' ko bata diya to???"😕 )

Chanakya has overheard this convo.

He thinks, "What if this lady tells all about Dharma to 'Devi Helana'. Ye "Uchit Samay" nahi hain "Satya Ujagar" karne ka😕😕 🤣

Sevika: I'm having a sore throat. May I have a glass of water.

Shikha: Oh yes wait I'll get one.
(Shikha returns back with water in 2 minutes)

Shikha looks around to find that Dharma is missing.

Shikha: Where did she go? 😕

Dharma has hid behind a pillar. She throws Chilly Powder in Shikha's eyes.

Shikha is screaming due to the chilly. She sees the dim picture of a woman running.

Dharma is now running faster than the speed of P T Usha towards the palace. She vanishes from the sight in no time.

Shikha: Ajeeb Aurat thi wo. Kaha chali gayi?😕 Isse to Olympics me hona chahiye tha. She could win a gold medal for India in the 100m running race.

THE END.
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Amit.Ghangas thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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"threat of punishment" is only thing which keeps the world arrange.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: musicndance2

ROFL!!! Its soo funny...

Glad u liked it!😃
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Amit.Ghangas

"threat of punishment" is only thing which keeps the world arrange.


Ya so true! This is exactly what I wanted to convey through the post👍🏼
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Very funny post Rishi🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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@Rishi_

Hilarious😆

Can you do a couple more? One for Sushim post leap when he learns that Ashoka is his brother(Isn't it gr8 that he gets a new brother?What does he think about him?) and then for Helena(What does she think about the people of Magadha?)

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nonie12345

Very funny post Rishi🤣


Thanks dear! Glad u like it👍🏼
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Posted: 10 years ago
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@moniloveasya
@Maddy

Thanks guys means a lot😃

Maddy why am I feeling that we've met before as well in some other forum? I don't remember where. Been a long time since I was active on a forum.😊
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: capricornrcks

@Rishi_

Hilarious😆

Can you do a couple more? One for Sushim post leap when he learns that Ashoka is his brother(Isn't it gr8 that he gets a new brother?What does he think about him?) and then for Helena(What does she think about the people of Magadha?)



Yes I will certainly try to make more such posts.

@BOLD as a matter of fact I was planning to make a post on Helena and her "Yojanas" to destroy Magadh. 😆
Will do it when I find free time! Thanks for the suggestions. Even Sushim's post can be really hilarious😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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funny post😊
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