Which Producer/Director will make the first movie on Sologamy?? - Page 4

Originally posted by: semantic.error

BI and Sameer are the same person now? That would explain so much though 🤣

Na re, my mistake🙈 SRK and Salman fans ek hi insaan mein kaise ho sakte hai😅

Originally posted by: Kyahikahoon

What will be his role?

Originally posted by: oye_nakhrewaali

Na re, my mistake🙈 SRK and Salman fans ek hi insaan mein kaise ho sakte hai😅

Originally posted by: semantic.error

The nondescript heroine will decide to get married. But the courts and society refuse to recognize the marriage, so she decides to challenge the court to get it legally recognized. She hires Ayushman as her pro-bono lawyer. 80 minutes of inoffensive humor and two heart-felt speeches later, the judge (Gajraj Rao) legally recognizes the marriage. Cue remixed Punjabi song for the end-credits.

Gajeaj Rao ladki ke papa honge re, and Neena gupta mom😌

Originally posted by: Chameli_billi

So what happens on suhaagraat then

suddenly remember Sheela Ki Jawani lyrics...

"Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya.. main toh khud se pyaar jagao"😆

Originally posted by: Chameli_billi

So what happens on suhaagraat then

Apna haath Jaganaath

madhur bhandarkar,

title can be

self- marriage

meri khud ki shaddi hain

manu weds manu

dulhan wahi jo dulhan mann bhaaye

Originally posted by: semantic.error

The nondescript heroine will decide to get married. But the courts and society refuse to recognize the marriage, so she decides to challenge the court to get it legally recognized. She hires Ayushman as her pro-bono lawyer. 80 minutes of inoffensive humor and two heart-felt speeches later, the judge (Gajraj Rao) legally recognizes the marriage. Cue remixed Punjabi song for the end-credits.

100% this script will be copied 😂

Originally posted by: -PD-

Own wife ok but husband😲

You confused me how this marriage works 😒

Disclaimer: Not asking in sexual terms 🤓

Husband and wife are just roles created by society. In most modern marriages/relationships traditional roles are changed and people are sharing roles a lot more. Marriage is also a social contract. So instead of relying on other people to engage in a contract or fulfill a certain role, an individual does it for themselves.

I always thought people were their own best friends and lovers. But this sologamy is a new term. The alphabet mafia is really expanding and taking over all the alphabets. 😆

But here are some ideas for hatke films. What about someone with multiple personality disorder where two of their distinct personalities are in love with each other? Or what about a multiverse of madness where people fall in love with themselves in another universe? Or what if someone creates a clone or android version of themselves and marries them? If anyone is looking for a script, send them to me.

And here is a question - when you enter a relationship with your multiversal self - is it twincest or masturbation? What about with a clone - twincest or masturbation? And is a clone your sibling or your child? And if a clone is a child then is it plain old incest? Honestly, if the multiverse exists, I am so hooking up with myself. And if my multiversal self is anything like me, they are dtf as well. 😆

But how come no one has posted the sologamy anthem yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMpFmHSgC4Q

When I get chills at night, I feel it deep inside

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Know how to satisfy, keepin' that tempo right

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Pictures in my mind on replay

I'm gonna touch the pain away (hey!)

I know how to scream my own name

Scream my name

Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else (hey)

Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else (I love me)

Can't help myself, no, I don't need anybody else

Anytime, day or night

I take it nice and slow, feeling good on my own

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Got me speaking in tongues, the beautiful it comes

Without you, yeah (hey!)

I'm gonna put my body first

And love me so hard 'til it hurts (hey!)

I know how to scream out the words

Scream the words

Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else (hey)

Gonna love myself, no, I don't need anybody else (I love me)

Can't help myself, no, I don't need anybody else

Anytime, day or night

For sologamists who love themselves, but need some help

https://youtu.be/wOg2Hr_g-NM

Translation

Nobody will ever understand anything

Such love is artificial honey,

Artificial honey, artificial ice

Artificial paradise, turn it on faster.

And I won't tell anyone, that I love robot

I love robot, I love robot.

Robot, robot, robot,

I love you, we want it so much

Robot, robot, robot,

I will turn you on, and let's fly.

Robot, robot,

There are electronic storms in your heart.

Let's fly, let's fly, let's fly, let's fly.