Joke for today

hey are you today’s date? Because

May 13 May 13 May 13

(Kalank song lyrics, say 13 in Hindi)

Originally posted by: priya185

hey are you today’s date? Because

May 13 May 13 May 13

(Kalank song lyrics)

Originally posted by: Havaana

I saw that on twitter 😆

Joke for October 10th:

Hey are you today's date because you are a 10/10 😎

Disclaimer: this line will not work on anyone.

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I don’t get it. 🥺

Originally posted by: Havaana

mein tera mein tera ( may 13 ) 🤣

LMFAO oh........

I was singing

"Mayy thirteeen Mayyy thirteeenn" and thought it was an unpopular song I missed from the movie

Kal bhi ek off-color joke ban sakta hai 🙊

5/14 🤣

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

LMFAO oh........

I was singing

"Mayy thirteeen Mayyy thirteeenn" and thought it was an unpopular song I missed from the movie

I tried saying “May 13” repeatedly and really fast. It almost sounded like I was chanting to myself. I thought maybe I was missing a hidden word. 😆

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

LMFAO oh........

I was singing

"Mayy thirteeen Mayyy thirteeenn" and thought it was an unpopular song I missed from the movie

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

LMFAO oh........

I was singing

"Mayy thirteeen Mayyy thirteeenn" and thought it was an unpopular song I missed from the movie

Dude! Noooooo, you made this up didn't you🤣🤣🤣🤣.