Member Topic : Embarrassing things you did or happened to you - Page 4

Originally posted by: Chameli_billi

I once went on a date with a hot guy. Of course he turned out to be a flat earther and kept talking about the earth not having a curvature. I tolerated his rant for 40 minutes but only because he was insistent on buying me lunch. Talk about KLPD

Bade sehyane keh gaye ki you don't go on date with hot guys or girls for their views but their view.

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Oh Lord, I have so many.

Story # 1

Once upon a time, I ate this spicy kebab at home and while I was chewing, I could have sworn that I could feel a slight tenderness around my gums. Feeling a tad self conscious, I went and stood before a mirror and raised my lips to see what the tenderness was all about. Suddenly to my horror I notice a red patch of dried blood on my UPPER gum, like far far up. Being the extremely paranoid person that I am, I of course went on Dr Google and found out from wikipedia that I have oral/gum cancer. Convinced that I was going to die from this fatal illness, I broke the news to my family. My cousins, friends and mother were urging me to see a doctor but I dramatically told them that we should not avoid the obvious. Wikipedia says its Cancer, and wikipedia is NEVER wrong.

After being forced to see the Doctor, I went ahead and booked an appointment. I walked in confidently and sat down. I told the doctor that I have a red blood patch on my gum and she worriedly inspected it. The doctor was also concerned about this 'random blood' and hence took out a paddle pop stick and tried to fiddle around with it. She ensured me that if it hurt, I must tell her immediately. I nodded and patiently waited as she fiddled around my gum, poking my Cancer and scraping it. She then looked back and triumphantly displayed the 'Cancer' on her paddlepop stick. 'It looks like a skin from a red chilli' she announced. In conclusion, my fatal illness turned out to be red chilli stuck on my gums and I died from humiliation! The doctor laughed at me as well and I wanted to sob onto the ground in shame. 🥲 Below, you’ll find the receipt proof of my humiliation.

🤣🤣🤣

Along those same lines, I went an extra mile last year and totally convinced myself that I was at stage 4 of a cancer that the doctors obviously missed during all the routine visits cuz they didn't know any better. Took me multiple trips, appointments and all the comprehensive tests available to convince me otherwise.😆 NEVER google your symptoms is a lesson I learned the hard way!

Originally posted by: Zeal17

Bade sehyane keh gaye ki you don't go on date with hot guys or girls for their views but their view.

You expect me to fcuk a guy with maggots for brains? Isse accha toh main kunwari mar jao

I think we've all been there at one point or another, but I have waved at complete strangers more often than I care to admit or remember cuz they looked like they were waving at me. I mirror their level of enthusiasm too. If they look super excited, I add an extra dose of faux excitement from my side too cuz hey, if they're that happy to see me, it only makes sense I spread good cheer too! 😆 Until, of course, it turns out they're waving at their friend behind me or doing some aerobic exercise with their hands in the air, giving off the impression that they're waving at me ........at which point, I either pretend that I was trying to kill some imaginary mosquitoes or chasing flies till I crawl out of their sight.

Just thought of another one, more specific I guess: I jumped and bear hugged a complete stranger from behind thinking it's my friend. They turned in complete shock with a totally understandable WTF expression but believe me when I say that I was FAR more shocked than they could ever imagine. Still, I apologized profusely and proceeded to crawl into a hole and disappear. and promised myself to contain my excitement till I actually see their faces next time.

Originally posted by: Chameli_billi

I don’t remember. I do the kaand and I forget the kaand unless someone reminds me

Sure beats remembering every excruciating minute of the kaands you commit like it was yesterday. 😆

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

Just thought of another one, more specific I guess: I jumped and bear hugged a complete stranger from behind thinking it's my friend.

really 😂 😂

Bear hugging strangers is bad

But did you ever bear hug a relative thinking it was your significant other 😆

Originally posted by: Maroonporsche

really 😂 😂

Bear hugging strangers is bad

But did you ever bear hug a relative thinking it was your significant other 😆

Thankfully I have NOT hugged anyone thinking it's my non existent boyfriend ..... that's the last thing I need, to be accused of sexual assault by a random guy. 😆😆 Don't tell me you have.

I was totally appalled at myself, of course. To be fair to myself, she was the same height as my friend and most of our faces were colored. It was a holi event on campus, most of the people were tipsy to drunk and hopefully she thought I was off my face too ....... on second thoughts, that would have been a great idea at the time, to really act drunk and out of my mind ...... but obviously I was too shocked to think on my feet. Next time. 😛

Originally posted by: crispsy

OmFg! What THE! NSFW content 😆

You all asked for it 🤣

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Oh Lord, I have so many.

Story # 1

Once upon a time, I ate this spicy kebab at home and while I was chewing, I could have sworn that I could feel a slight tenderness around my gums. Feeling a tad self conscious, I went and stood before a mirror and raised my lips to see what the tenderness was all about. Suddenly to my horror I notice a red patch of dried blood on my UPPER gum, like far far up. Being the extremely paranoid person that I am, I of course went on Dr Google and found out from wikipedia that I have oral/gum cancer. Convinced that I was going to die from this fatal illness, I broke the news to my family. My cousins, friends and mother were urging me to see a doctor but I dramatically told them that we should not avoid the obvious. Wikipedia says its Cancer, and wikipedia is NEVER wrong.

After being forced to see the Doctor, I went ahead and booked an appointment. I walked in confidently and sat down. I told the doctor that I have a red blood patch on my gum and she worriedly inspected it. The doctor was also concerned about this 'random blood' and hence took out a paddle pop stick and tried to fiddle around with it. She ensured me that if it hurt, I must tell her immediately. I nodded and patiently waited as she fiddled around my gum, poking my Cancer and scraping it. She then looked back and triumphantly displayed the 'Cancer' on her paddlepop stick. 'It looks like a skin from a red chilli' she announced. In conclusion, my fatal illness turned out to be red chilli stuck on my gums and I died from humiliation! The doctor laughed at me as well and I wanted to sob onto the ground in shame. 🥲 Below, you’ll find the receipt proof of my humiliation.

Story # 2

I’ve already told this story. Mind you, majority of my issues wouldn’t exist if I actually wore my glasses all the time but I hate it and only wear it while driving and watching TV. Contact lenses always gives me an eye infection.

Anyway, I once had a conversation with a tree for 2-3 minutes because I thought it was a person. It was dark and I wasn’t wearing my glasses. My mate lived one street away and I begged aka threatened him to go for a jog. I was having a must-get-fit phase but needed someone to join me because I refused to suffer alone. I was at the end of the street facing the opposite side of the road, waiting for him to walk through when I thought I saw him standing there. I don’t remember exactly what I said line for line because my memory is fuzzy and this was close to 8-9 years ago, but it was similar to this:

I called out his name (let’s call him Bob) “Bob” and there was no response. I was like “Bob, I can see you standing there, stop trying to bitch out of this.” Silence. I got frustrated and started walking across the road while yelling “Why aren’t you talking back. Why are you standing there quietly like a freak? Are you trying to scare me”. That’s when I realised as I got closer that it was a tree. Not long after the actual Bob arrived and I was dumb enough to tell him what happened. When I tell you that he NEVER let me hear the end of it, I mean he literally told everyone at Uni what I did and I soon became the butt of so many blind and tree hugging jokes.

Story # 3

I apologised to a chair once. I was at Uni and had to submit an assignment in person and the deadline was 5 minutes away. Printing had taken ages and I was in a mindless panic, so I started sprinting out of the library. I accidentally bumped into a chair, looked over my shoulder and very loudly said “IM SO SORRY.” My brain and blind eyes didn’t register that it was just a chair until 10 seconds later when I heard everyone laugh at me.

Story # 4 - Last one for today.

When I was at Uni years ago, I had a bone shaking crush on a guy. I’ll walk passed my own mother and not recognise her because I’m blind, but I could detect my crush from miles away and recognise him from his ankles alone. Anyway point is, I was obsessed. Once a upon a traumatising day, I was walking to class when I spotted my crush lingering around, watching me approach with a smile. He started talking to my and I was replying back to him without breaking my stride. In fact, I was so nervous that I started walking faster while I had my face turned to him when BAM, I slammed the side of my face into a pole. My head and ears were buzzing and I could see his expression go from chilled to horrified.

In conclusion

This meme is my whole life summed up for you.

Essay of the year award goes to FF!

Well. Not me but my mom. And it’s kinda mild.

This was many many years ago. She was out shopping with her friends. And this was a very busy area, and it was a hassle to cross the road( you know, Indian roads). Except this time, when my the ladies leave the shop, my mom notices that road is surprisingly empty. People were standing at the sides but no one was crossing. And she beckons her gang to use this amazing opportunity.

The ladies are almost halfway through when the traffic policeman notices and tells them to turn back. The ladies, especially my mom, don’t understand why he was trying to stop them and ignore him. The policeman pleads again and again but they pay him no mind.

As they move forward, the chief minister’s convoy brushes past them at full speed. Needless to say, they’re stunned and finally realisation dawns on them.

The public stare at the crazy ladies while the policeman just joins his hands at them and wishes he never has to see these ladies again.