Blind: Guess who?

WE hear the mother of a leading actor has approached several television channels looking for some work, but has found none. It's a bit surprising as the lady is rather lovely looking, and also renowned for her histrionics. We doubt she should mind, TV shows these days are ruled by wanna-shines locked up in a house, or shows with snakes coming out of women's hair-dos. We'd rather just go to a kitty party instead.