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Ingredients required :
- 2 tablespoons of cheesy romance mixture
- 1 tablespoon of relationship sentiment powder
- Intro scenes 3 in number; Hero, heroine and villain
- A stack of villains At least one must be good-looking with 6-8 pack abs
- An item song
- Punch dialogues As per necessity
- Fight sequences As per necessity
- Comedy As per necessity
- One Happy Ending
Preparation of cheesy romance mixture :
- Add a spoonful of stalking and 2 spoons of ogling into a bowl full of stupidity and senselessness.
- Blend it thoroughly into a dense mass.
- Flavor it by pouring a small amount of romantic songs which have been manufactured in foreign locations (preferably Switzerland).
Preparation of main course :
- Take the intro scenes and add them one by one, in the order of villain, hero and heroine.
- Immediately add the above prepared cheesy romance mixture in order to facilitate the mixing of hero, heroine and villain.
- Heat it with an item song on a pan full of alcoholism and bar scenes for a few minutes. Stop heating when smokes of offensive lyrics and excessive skin show begin to arise.
- Let the meal cool down and then add one tablespoon of relationship sentiment powder.
- Add some amounts of punch dialogues, fight sequences and comedy in between.
- As the last step, add the stack of villains and stir thoroughly with a weapon of your choice (Wooden logs, knives, axe, anything that comes in your imagination). Sprinkle the Happy Ending to increase its taste and attractiveness.
- Savor it with popcorn and please leave your brains behind as a precautionary measure.
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