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Imagine someone trying to flirt with S and D comes and shouts.
D : accha toh tu hi wo msg wala hai. Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa lagaa!! ?
Person : haan hoon. Tu kaun hai be?
D : main tera baap hoon. Khud niklega ki maar ki maar k nikaaloon??
S (astonished ): Prabhas shut up...prabhas stop.
Person : apni aukaat me raho. Mujhe maroge? Lagte kaun ho iski???
D : ye meri GIRLFRIEND hai.
S ( speechless , khushi ke aasoon rolls )
Person : Anushka! !! Tumne toh kahaa tha ki tum single ho?
D : ye kya bolegi? Maine bola na? Tu jayga ki nhi???
Person : Anushka mujhe jawaab chahiye!
D : tujhe jawaab chahiye ? Abbe...
Person and D starts ghamaasan maramari. S comes in between.
S : rukk jaao dono. I said STOP. Gadhe bewakoof log. Tum dono bacche ho ki paagal?
Both stop but ghur ghur k dekh each other.
Person: Anushka...
S : Please leave now.
Person : Anushka meri baat...
D : Sunaai nhi diya? Leave.
Person leaves angrily and signs ki wo D ko baad me dekh lega.
S : Tumne jhooth kyun bola???
D : kya jhooth?
S : ki tum mere bf ho?
D : wo...kyunki wo tumhe tangg kar raha tha.
S : maine tumse madat mangi?? Nahi na??
D : arre...tumhari madat karna mera farz hai..
S : chale jaao yahaan se prabhas.
D : anushka main buss...
S : jaao!!!
D : par kyun?
S : kyunki main do second aur tumhare saath rahi toh mujhe tumse pyaar ho jayga. Phir se. Aur tumhe nhi hoga. Phir se.
Prabhas's jaw drops.
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