SRK-Sallu's 'Samjhauta Express'

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Posted: 10 years ago
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#RailBudget2015: #CelebTrains trends on Twitter


While Rail Minister, Suresh Prabhu, did not give the common man anything to be happy about with his rail budget, he did provide the Twitterati with a reason to celebrate the budget on the social networking site. Immediately after the new rail budget was announced, #CelebTrain started trending on Twitter. Let's take a look at the celebs who were trolled...

"SRK - Sallu's Train : Samjhauta Express #CelebTrains"

"Hema Malini wants that all trains should have a Kent RO purifier. #CelebTrains"

"#AnuragKashyap express The TTE will abuse you, shoot you and throw you out of the train if you don't have a ticket. #CelebTrains"


"ACP Pradyuman's kuch to gadbad hai express #CelebTrains"

"Blank: Emraan hashmi: kissing express #CelebTrains"

"#CelebTrains Smriti Irani Passenger. 13 bogies: 1st Class, 2nd Class, 3rd Class, 4th Class, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, Yale."

"U will get mufflers instead of bedsheets in kejriwal express #CelebTrains"

"Amit Shah's train will cover the entire India except Delhi. #CelebTrains"


"Alia Bhatt express won't know any station names. #CelebTrains"

"#AamirKhanExpress will only run once a year, & passengers will be selected by Aamir Khan himself...#CelebTrains"

"Kejriwal's train will have no seats. Everybody will sit on the floor. Plus instead of the whistle, train will cough. #CelebTrains"

"Arnab Goswmi express. The announcement will be so loud that it will render you deaf. #CelebTrains"

"Alladin: Anna Hazare's train won't have Pantry. #CelebTrains"


"#RajnikanthExpress can drop you at two stations at the same time...:-P #CelebTrains"

"Prabhu deva Express.. Driver, guard, cleaner, TC, mechanic, station master and passenger. #CelebTrains #prabhudeva"

"Yaami Gautam train has white interiors and will promise white fair skin by end of journey #CelebTrains"

"Abhishek Bachchan 's train would clap after every junction #CelebTrains"


"Alia Bhatt express won't know any station names. #CelebTrains"

"#AamirKhanExpress will only run once a year, & passengers will be selected by Aamir Khan himself...#CelebTrains"

"Kejriwal's train will have no seats. Everybody will sit on the floor. Plus instead of the whistle, train will cough. #CelebTrains"

"Arnab Goswmi express. The announcement will be so loud that it will render you deaf. #CelebTrains"

"Anna Hazare's train won't have Pantry. #CelebTrains"

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"#DhoniExpress It's 4 hours late initially, but reaches its destination just in time. #CelebTrains"

"Rajanikanth Express won't go anywhere...all stations will come to it #CelebTrains."

"Yo Yo Honey Singh Express. Runs only when alcohol is added in the fuel tank. #CelebTrains"

"In Sanjay Dutt Express, passengers will be able to get out of the train whenever they want. #CelebTrains"

"Salman train will only run on platforms. #CelebTrains"

"Sunny Leone's train: S.Express"

"Dont press Express : Sonam Kapoor "

"Salman Khan Train : Land Cruiser Express #CelebTrains"

"@aamir_khan express would be an yearly train"

"#CelebTrains Katrina Expressionless Express"

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Arvind kejriwal 's maflar express
Alok nath's sanskaar express
Alia bhatt's bachcha party express

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Smriti Irani's 13 bogies 🤣
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#CelebTrains - Arjun Rampal - Cannot Express..

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"Alia Bhatt express won't know any station names. #CelebTrains"
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Y no daya express ; he is much more famous than pradyuman 😆
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"#RajnikanthExpress can drop you at two stations at the same time...:-P #CelebTrains"
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"Yo Yo Honey Singh Express. Runs only when alcohol is added in the fuel tank. #CelebTrains"

"In Sanjay Dutt Express, passengers will be able to get out of the train whenever they want. #CelebTrains"


#CelebTrains "Ekta Kapoor K-Express": Only housewives will board, TT will get plastic surgery after every station, may take 20 stations leap

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Originally posted by: MR.KooL

"Ekta Kapoor K-Express": Only housewives will board, TT will get plastic surgery after every station, may take 20 stations leap




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