Rajnikant Declares Himself Last Superstar

Rajnikant Declares Himself Last Superstar' And Commands His Followers To Worship Him
January 22, 2015 by Zaid Hamid Panipatwalay Leave a Comment

Chennai: Tamil cinema icon Rajnikant, who enjoys cult following in India, has declared himself the Last Superstar on planet Earth and asked his followers to worship him, sources told Al-Bakistan Times.

Addressing a gathering of his fans here on Wednesday, he said, "There is no Hollywood, Bollywood or Lollywood. The film industry of the world is One, and I am the Last Superstar!" He also urged his fans and followers to go and behead those who don't believe his claims.

"Those who don't believe my claims are vilest of animals," he said to have told his followers, "you should show mercy to one another, but be brutal to those who don't worship me."

"How perverse are they?" he asked angrily, "strike off the heads of these people as well as
their fingertips. Fight them if they are near you. Don't make friends with such people who don't worship me!"

"You may come across some people who may claim to worship me," he suggested, "ask them to bring 4 witnesses to prove their claim. If they fail to do that, behead them immediately."

He cited all his miracles that he performed in his films to prove his point. His miracles include splitting of a bullet by a blade, popping a cigarette into his mouth by beating the gravitational force, and creating a cyclone by simply moving his legs anti-clockvise. These miracles, according to him, make him worthy of worship.


Obama paying respect to lord Rajnikant.
His speech obviously didn't go down well with many people who condemned his speech outright. They couldn't believe that someone, who is well regarded and respected by many, can ask to kill those who don't worship him. According to them, only brain dead psychopaths will believe in such stupid claims.

Responding to their condemnation, Rajnikant said, "Why these seculars are getting mad? hain? Aren't there some people who follow such morons as myself already? hain? Why don't you criticize them too? Why this double standard? I hereby declare that criticizing Rajnikant from now on is considered as blasphemy and it is punishable by death!"

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