So common sense isn't all that common, after all.
At the risk of making you lose faith in humanity altogether, here are the seven most ridiculous song lyrics of 2014:
Caller Tune, Humshakals
Given the general level of common sense that the rest of the movie reeked of, we probably shouldn't have expected much from the lyrics. Like plotline, like lyrics.
Ice Cream, The Xpose
Ice cream khaungi, Kashmir jaaungi, sholo mein bhadke jiyaa...' Might we recommend a small detour on the way to Kashmir to a well-recommended psychologist?
Keeda, Action Jackson
Tumse milne ka keeda andar hai, dating kar le tu, open calendar hai...' How about NO?
Happy Budday, Kill Dil
Happy-happy budday to you, aire-gaire samjhe magar, bas aashiqon pe rahe curfew.' Forgive us, but the only person begging for curfew right now is the lyricist behind this masterpiece.
Johnny Johnny, It's Entertainment
Brb. Gotta go prevent the original Johnny from shooting himself in the head.
All Is In The Well, Happy New Year
Two minutes of listening to this song and the only thing in the well was our respect for the otherwise talented names being wasted in this hamfest.
Desi Kalakaar
Zipper, your slipper, your fridge te lageya sticker, your glossy lipper, mere liye some liquor, kar na koi fikar, just do it, everything quicker.' And we'd have gone on in this same vein, except that we're running dangerously low on our daily quota for BS. Perhaps some other time.
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