Kissing onscreen is like an algebra equation: Sidharth Malhotra - Page 2

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Kissing is a biochemical process accomplished with the
application of rudimentary physics, algebra and geometry.

It usually takes between two carbon based life forms and
involves the organs such as lips and tongue. In more intense forms there will
be appendage roaming and lateral movement of the organs to other parts of the
anatomy such as nape, clavicle, chest, abdomen and even further lower. This
biological process would not take place without neuro-receptors altering the
chemical balance of the brain and signaling arousal through the anatomy. Gravity
is essential, because it is difficult to make the lips meet in zero g
situations. Herein comes physics. But there is more - the bodies have to move
with the right acceleration and force. Without such fine tuning there is no
difference between a warm embrace and a football tackle. Geometric angles have
to be considered with accuracy to prevent miscalculation mishaps such as painful
bumping of the nostrils or heads or worse connection of wrong organs such as
lip to nose or having ones follicles get entangled in a mess. Algebra comes in
handy to calculate the value of x when calculating the angles involved or the
acceleration necessary.

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This is most naughty maths class i have ever attained.

haha Sid's an interesting item, he cheers me up with his 😲 lines in his interviews 😆. Hope to smile on his rawness until he changes himself and become ''intelligentia''.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Kissing is a biochemical process accomplished with the application of rudimentary physics, algebra and geometry.

It usually takes between two carbon based life forms and involves the organs such as lips and tongue. In more intense forms there will be appendage roaming and lateral movement of the organs to other parts of the anatomy such as nape, clavicle, chest, abdomen and even further lower. This biological process would not take place without neuro-receptors altering the chemical balance of the brain and signaling arousal through the anatomy. Gravity is essential, because it is difficult to make the lips meet in zero g situations. Herein comes physics. But there is more - the bodies have to move with the right acceleration and force. Without such fine tuning there is no difference between a warm embrace and a football tackle. Geometric angles have to be considered with accuracy to prevent miscalculation mishaps such as painful bumping of the nostrils or heads or worse connection of wrong organs such as lip to nose or having ones follicles get entangled in a mess. Algebra comes in handy to calculate the value of x when calculating the angles involved or the acceleration necessary.

😲 OMG 🤣👏

Originally posted by: shinaa

This is most naughty maths class i have ever attained.

So Algebra must be now fav subject of all now 😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Kissing is a biochemical process accomplished with the application of rudimentary physics, algebra and geometry.

It usually takes between two carbon based life forms and involves the organs such as lips and tongue. In more intense forms there will be appendage roaming and lateral movement of the organs to other parts of the anatomy such as nape, clavicle, chest, abdomen and even further lower. This biological process would not take place without neuro-receptors altering the chemical balance of the brain and signaling arousal through the anatomy. Gravity is essential, because it is difficult to make the lips meet in zero g situations. Herein comes physics. But there is more - the bodies have to move with the right acceleration and force. Without such fine tuning there is no difference between a warm embrace and a football tackle. Geometric angles have to be considered with accuracy to prevent miscalculation mishaps such as painful bumping of the nostrils or heads or worse connection of wrong organs such as lip to nose or having ones follicles get entangled in a mess. Algebra comes in handy to calculate the value of x when calculating the angles involved or the acceleration necessary.

Epic😆😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Kissing is a biochemical process accomplished with the application of rudimentary physics, algebra and geometry.

It usually takes between two carbon based life forms and involves the organs such as lips and tongue. In more intense forms there will be appendage roaming and lateral movement of the organs to other parts of the anatomy such as nape, clavicle, chest, abdomen and even further lower. This biological process would not take place without neuro-receptors altering the chemical balance of the brain and signaling arousal through the anatomy. Gravity is essential, because it is difficult to make the lips meet in zero g situations. Herein comes physics. But there is more - the bodies have to move with the right acceleration and force. Without such fine tuning there is no difference between a warm embrace and a football tackle. Geometric angles have to be considered with accuracy to prevent miscalculation mishaps such as painful bumping of the nostrils or heads or worse connection of wrong organs such as lip to nose or having ones follicles get entangled in a mess. Algebra comes in handy to calculate the value of x when calculating the angles involved or the acceleration necessary.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Kissing is a biochemical process accomplished with the application of rudimentary physics, algebra and geometry.

It usually takes between two carbon based life forms and involves the organs such as lips and tongue. In more intense forms there will be appendage roaming and lateral movement of the organs to other parts of the anatomy such as nape, clavicle, chest, abdomen and even further lower. This biological process would not take place without neuro-receptors altering the chemical balance of the brain and signaling arousal through the anatomy. Gravity is essential, because it is difficult to make the lips meet in zero g situations. Herein comes physics. But there is more - the bodies have to move with the right acceleration and force. Without such fine tuning there is no difference between a warm embrace and a football tackle. Geometric angles have to be considered with accuracy to prevent miscalculation mishaps such as painful bumping of the nostrils or heads or worse connection of wrong organs such as lip to nose or having ones follicles get entangled in a mess. Algebra comes in handy to calculate the value of x when calculating the angles involved or the acceleration necessary.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Kissing is a biochemical process accomplished with the application of rudimentary physics, algebra and geometry.

It usually takes between two carbon based life forms and involves the organs such as lips and tongue. In more intense forms there will be appendage roaming and lateral movement of the organs to other parts of the anatomy such as nape, clavicle, chest, abdomen and even further lower. This biological process would not take place without neuro-receptors altering the chemical balance of the brain and signaling arousal through the anatomy. Gravity is essential, because it is difficult to make the lips meet in zero g situations. Herein comes physics. But there is more - the bodies have to move with the right acceleration and force. Without such fine tuning there is no difference between a warm embrace and a football tackle. Geometric angles have to be considered with accuracy to prevent miscalculation mishaps such as painful bumping of the nostrils or heads or worse connection of wrong organs such as lip to nose or having ones follicles get entangled in a mess. Algebra comes in handy to calculate the value of x when calculating the angles involved or the acceleration necessary.