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Originally posted by: rock&roll

Hi...This is a fun review of the latest movie I watched.I assume there must be many Salman Fans out here...To them,I must say,no offenese to your idol,this is just a take on the movie...read,post your comments /like and have fun😃

Ok ..so here
I am back from the theatre, kicking myself for allowing my son to convince me
to watch this movie. Kick is basically Salman's answer to Saif's Humshakals. Now
Humshakals will not have the run away distinction of being the best unintended comedy of 2014.It has
kicking competition in that category now.

Let's get
down to the details.Kick is an educative and inspiring movie on the shortest
route to becoming a successful Bollywood policeman.

There are
four steps involved here

Step 1:Drive
a tempo at breakneck speed

Step 2:Beat
up people(innocent or otherwise) at your nearby coffee shop

Step3: Rob
the rich and famous and escape with your
booty on your bicycle

Step 4:Get
promoted and become a super cop😲😲

Nice and
easy.😉

Rules of the
game:

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• Make sure
  you display all your report cards and kindergarden
  certificates on your drawing room wall. It helps impress psychos, I mean, psychiatrists.They
  fall for your report cards before they fall for you.😉
• Before
  bashing up the bad guys in coffee shops,bash up the good ones. The way you ensure
  fair and just treatment for all living beings in the world.⭐️⭐️⭐️
• Plan A: Escape
  mechnanisms from robberies should be
  black bicycles or gigantic conspicuous
  red buses. Reason: The enemy will be so flabbergasted by your stupidity that
  you catch him unawares.😲😲
• Plan B: If
  the enemy employees 1,000+ armed policemen to shoot at you when you escape, change
  strategy and move to Plan B. Run right through the 1000+ armed policemen on
  foot. The enemy will be expecting you at 20 feet distance and you can outwit
  him by running through him.

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Points to be
noted for doctors:

Never check
a patients heartbeat/pulse before declaring him dead. Only and only check his
saansein(breath).That way you ensure that your common sense doesn't act as a
hindrance to his moronic plans.

Tips for psychiatrists:

Retrograde amnesia patients can be cured by psychiatric treatment given on "Jumme ki raat" with 100 dancing men
and women...So let's Salsa😉

Statutory
Warning for audience:

"Jumme ki raat hai Allah bachaye mujhe tere vaar se".The
song is a veiled hint at what to expect.Only God can save you from this Jumme
ki raat's kick.Enter at your own Risk and be prepared for the hangover that is
sure to follow.😆😆😆

'Salman's 'Kick' does not do justice to original'

Filmmaker Surender Reddy, who is the creator of the original "Kick" in Telugu, feels the Hindi remake didn't do justice to his film or Salman Khan. He says the makers of the remake didn't understand the spirit of the original.

"Watched the Hindi remake of 'Kick'. It definitely does not do justice to our original movie or to Salman. 'Kick' would have been the biggest movie ever for Salman if the makers understood the spirit of 'Kick'," Surender posted on his Facebook page.

Salman's "Kick", which released July 25, has minted over Rs. 50 crore in the first two days since release.

Produced and directed by Sajid Nadiadwala, "Kick" also features Jacqueline Fernandez, Randeep Hooda, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Mithun Chakraborty and Saurabh Shukla in important roles.

Surender Reddy's "Kick" originally released in 2009 and went on to be a blockbuster and the biggest in the career of Ravi Teja, who played the lead role of an adrenaline junkie.