this is not an april fool post...only a fun post...please don't start fan wars...Sorry fans if i hurt your feelings...
expressions are for the actors...
When sharukh called salman...
Shah Rukh : heeeyyy...
Salman : ouuu ii ee aa ou li uski
Shah Rukh : hmmm
Salman : aa ei ye .. hi spped-breaker
Shah Rukh : hello nange...
Salman : ou ee .. kyun phone kiya..?.
Shah Rukh : talk time unlimited..
Salman : hein š
Shah Rukh : kuch lena tha...
Shah Rukh : do gay kya??
Salman : kkkya,kya,kya??š
Shah Rukh :lagta hai aaj kal ekTha tiger ki serial dekha raha hai tu...
Salman :name copyrights steal karne ki saza...š
Shah Rukh : sallu...mujhe...mjuhe
Salman : bol na...mera bahut bada..dil hai,bol
Shah Rukh : mujhe do-char hit filmein chahiye...š
Salman : mushkil hai par impossible nahin...doon kya?doon kya? lekin tumhe bhi dena padega...
Shah Rukh :
Salman : mukhe shaadi karni hai...mere liye ek ladki dhondo...tumhe meri pasan aur napasand sab pata hai...sirf tum hi yeh impossible task kar sakte ho...
Shah rukh : mujh se behtar tumhe aur koi nahin jaan sakta hai...
Meanwhile the great KJo enters the convo
KJo: hhh haaa haha ha ha haa
Shah Rukh : kkkaran...kkyun has raha hain tu...???
Kjo: Good news
Salman : baccha???
Shah Rukh : chup nange..
KJo: Dharma ek nayi film bana rahi hai...dabbang Ra.1 ki jawani badnaan hui...Aur main lead hain... tum dono...haha haa ha ha
Salman : lekin humari ladai...š²
Shah Rukh : haan...sab ko batana padega ke woh ek PR strategy hai kya??š²
Kjo: woh sirf meri strategy tha///kisi aur ki nahin...ok??š”
Salman : ok kajuš³...lekin point to hai...kaise batayenge logon ko ke hum saalon se unko April fool bana rahe hai...š²
KJO : poor stupid fans...aivayi fight karte ha...oh my god...ha ha hee haaahaa
Shah Rukh : kas mat kaju...woh sab milke hamari barfi banayenge š„±
KJo : i will handle everything...don't worry sweet hearts...srk ko hit film mil jayega aur sK heroine se shaadi karegi...
Shah Rukh : haaan...heroine ke audition ke bahane, bhabhi dhoond lenge...Yess
mere yaar ki shaadi hogi.yeeesss!!!!š„³
Salman :š³š³āŗļø
Shah Rukh :Kjo u are the saviour...tum ek umeed ki karan ho...š³š¤
Salman : love u bhaišš¼
Kjo: ur welcome darlings...š¤
sorry again fans if i hurt your feelings...
Edited by LadyDabangg - 12 years ago
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