Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 28

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Eeeps! There is more red in the MOTW. I don't like Red. Take it away please. Take it away.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Eeeps! There is more red in the MOTW. I don't like Red. Take it away please. Take it away.

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Task #2: Rumor Has It!

Okay, you two- it's your lucky day! I'm going to give you the honor of taking my position on IF for one day. Both of you get to play the resident bitch of the forum today! ;-) Apparently, rumor has it that there is a lot more to IF members than meets the eye. Your task is to come up with at least five juicy rumors about IF members. Make things spicier and share some of the rumors that you've actually heard (or already know are true!). Don't tell us which is which. Either way, give us somethin' to talk about.

Love,
Gossip Girl XOXO ;-)

Here is some of the juiciest tidbits I've heard on India Forums. I don't know how true they are, but rumor has it

EGM had a wild night last night when Eraser dragged him into the janitor's closet at Taco hut, blindfolded him and went on to play kinky games and ride him like a stallion. Turns out that EGM was wildly mistaken. Eraser was busy smacking misogynist bas***ds with her rolling pin. It was actually Tanya who kidnapped him. Their bad blood is jealousy as EGM only has erotic eyes for Eraser.

Dexter has been having fits of fury in Taco Hut lately throwing knives, cleavers, tongs, and all sorts of dangerous kitchen equipment around. Turns out Heisenberg has been abusing his powers as manager to extract sexual favors from his employees. Apparently Maya Knockers and Jaya Pants Off were his first victims, but the list is long Eraser on the kitchen counter, XoXo in the closet, a daring discreet service from Taco right at the hostess station, Sheldon in the Management office, RTH behind the bar counter…….

Tanhayi has confirmed that Maddy, Mandy, RTH, Jaya, Maya, Taco, Dexter, Eraser, Sheldon, Ajnu, Priya, Pallo, Desigal, VIP, Tanya, Somy, Lemony. Nuktacheen, Blue Ice, Naach Basanti, etc. etc. etc. etc. and even Salmon are all lesbians. She wants us all to wait patiently. Very shortly she will be posting topics with random youtube videos that will prove her claims beyond any doubt.

While Taco was browsing the internet the other day she found D3vil's name in the sex offender registry. Turns out he has a big blue Volkswagen van from where he hands out candy to kids from the back. All members are advised to be cautious about Strangers with Candy.

Sheee is convinced that there is a dirty power scandal in the Dev Team and is working furiously to conduct a Wikileaks like expose very shortly. There can be no other explanation why Souro was made BS mod when another member with username starting with s and the same number of letters was overlooked.

Turns out that Dexter, 2Direct, Mogli, Heisenberg, XOXO, Maddy, Mandy are all MIDs of Shak. His MID conspiracy is far deeper than meets the eye. Who is Shak? You could be chatting with him right now? I could be Shak too.

Originally posted by: blue-ice

Don't we have enough of moronic verses...written by the pseudo-intellectuals of the forum...who needs more?😆

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

😆 True BI...but I have a screen shot of this exact phrase being used by "another" member of IF elsewhere. Well...I have sent the information on to Maddy to do what she sees fit!

Originally posted by: monar

@RTH - I can't keep myself from asking this. - if you weren't a moderator in DMG forum, how have you dealt with the Fanatics.

I think I would have been harsher on the fanatics. People need to grow up and stop being in love with celebrities. But both sides were crazy. I think KSG heaters were as obsessed with him as his lovers. 😆

* If there is a bollywood version of Harry Potter, then whom will you cast?

That is a tough one. Most of the important stars are kids and we don't have that many good kid stars.

Maybe Darsheel as Harry Potter.
In honor of the Unholy Trio of Heisenberg, Mystery and Texan I cast Salman as Voldemort
Kareena Kapoor as Bellatrix
Ash and Abhi as Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy
Karan Johar as Dumbledore, cos you know he's gay
Sanjay Dutt as Snape
Sonam Kapoor as Trewlaney
Anil Kapoor as Hagrid
Kiron Kher as McGonagall
Sushmita Mukherji as Umbridge

I think I got most of the staff down there


* How different you're outside IF

I'm quite the same outside IF as here. I'm quite introverted, live in my head and tend to be annoyingly cerebral at times. I think I am more chatty online, otherwise I don't like to talk to people much unless I really like them. I have the same oddball sense of humor making wise cracks now and then. Although all this is my personal perception. You may need to ask someone who know me both RL and online to get the whole picture. The only one on IF who can say that is banned.

* likes of IF makes people more crazy about celebs - true or false?

Yes, the sense of anonymity and lack of real consequences brings out the worst in people IMHO. Even teenagers would not be so obsessive and crazy in real life.

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

DeXeta...😆

Day 2:

RTH & Taco Woman...a tad bit disappointed that my Day 1 task is still left undone 😡...chop chop women. 😆

Now...if you thought that your snail pace would stop me from posting a Day 2 punish...oops...task, you would be sadly mistaken! 😆

Question to both of you: You have been hired to represent a group of renegade old-timer BS members disenchanted with all the new rules and the autocratic ways of dispensing them among the mango people. Don't know what I'm talking about? You know...the X quotes per post, you cannot post this...no such and such allowed...only 1 poll per day...1 per member per week...no this...no that...no farting...no smiling...no LOLing...if you do this, I will give you a warning...watch it, you are testing my patience...wagera wagera wagera! Now...both of you are nothing if not logical & humorous. Post a minimum 100 word note to the wannabe powers about how controlling people with rules went out of fashion...well...well...well before World War II ended and this new environment is a big time buzz kill!

Air kisses ala KJo style,
Jojo/Wet Spring


😆

Greetings, members of Bollywood Dev Team. We are Anonymous.

In recent rule changes, you have singled out Anonymous as a threat to "India Forums and the members". You have also alleged that your conspiracy is a 'necessary evil' and that transparency is not always the right way forward.

Anonymous would like to remind you that the Dev Team and the members are, contrary to the supposed foundations of "forumocracy", distinct entities with often conflicting goals and desires. It is Anonymous' position that when there is a conflict of interest between the Dev Team and the members, it is the member's will which must take priority. The only threat transparency poses to Dev Team is to threaten Dev Team's ability to act in a manner which the members would disagree with, without having to face forumocratic consequences and accountability for such behavior. Your own report cites a perfect example of this, the Anonymous attack on trolling. Whether your troll bots were acting in the cause of security or military gain is irrelevant - their actions were illegal and morally reprehensible. Anonymous does not accept that the Dev Team and/or the ban missiles has the right to be above the law and to use the phony cliche of "forum security" to justify illegal and deceptive activities. If the Dev Team must break the rules, they must also be willing to accept the forumocratic consequences of this at the ballot box.We do not accept the current status quo whereby a Dev Team can tell one story to the people and another in private. Dishonesty and secrecy totally undermine the concept of self rule. How can the members judge for whom to believe unless they are fully aware of what policies said moderators are actually pursuing?

When a Dev Team is selected, it is said to "represent" the section it governs. This essentially means that the actions of a Dev Team are not the actions of the people in Dev Team, but are actions taken on behalf of every member in that section. It is unacceptable to have a situation in which the members are, in many cases, totally and utterly unaware of what is being said and done on their behalf - behind closed doors.

We do not wish to threaten anybody's way of posting. We do not wish to dictate any thoughts to anybody. We do not wish to terrorize any section. We merely wish to remove power from vested interests and return it to the members - who, in a forumocracy, it should never have been taken from in the first place.

You know you do not fear us because we are a threat to the forum. You fear us because we are a threat to your established power hierarchy. Anonymous has proven over the last several years that a hierarchy is not necessary in order to achieve great progress - perhaps what you truly fear in us, is the realization of your own irrelevance in an age which has outgrown its reliance on you. Your true terror is not in a collective of activists, but in the fact that you and everything you stand for have, by the changing tides and the advancement of technology, are now surplus to requirements.

Finally, do not make the mistake of challenging Anonymous. Do not make the mistake of believing you can behead a headless snake. If you slice off one head of Hydra, ten more heads will grow in its place. If you cut down one Anon, ten more will join us purely out of anger at your trampling of dissent.

Your only chance of defeating the movement which binds all of us is to accept it. This is no longer your forum. It is our forum - the member's forum.

We are Anonymous.

We are legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us…

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

😆 True BI...but I have a screen shot of this exact phrase being used by "another" member of IF elsewhere. Well...I have sent the information on to Maddy to do what she sees fit!

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Damn it! I knew the Moronic Verses would have made a very juicy gossip. I can't believe I skipped it.