Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti
Day 2:
Question to both of you: You have been hired to represent a group of renegade old-timer BS members disenchanted with all the new rules and the autocratic ways of dispensing them among the mango people. Don't know what I'm talking about? You know...the X quotes per post, you cannot post this...no such and such allowed...only 1 poll per day...1 per member per week...no this...no that...no farting...no smiling...no LOLing...if you do this, I will give you a warning...watch it, you are testing my patience...wagera wagera wagera! Now...both of you are nothing if not logical & humorous. Post a minimum 100 word note to the wannabe powers about how controlling people with rules went out of fashion...well...well...well before World War II ended and this new environment is a big time buzz kill!
Air kisses ala KJo style,
Jojo/Wet Spring
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Way more than 100 words here... sorry 😆
"Dear Powers That Be,
I'd like to start by falling at your feet and thanking you for assigning swanky Tron-inspired colours for senior members. As someone who obsesses over my own IF-assigned golden shower shade, I believe it was high time your esteemed court gave the lowly masses something new to talk about: the joy of having glow in the dark pink and lilac member names.
I cannot think of anything that's more important on this forum, except for the Chaska Meter and TV Celeb Rankings. Indeed, IF is a virtual shrine for TV demigods and goddesses and nothing but. I also humbly express my gratitude to you for making sure our posting freedoms have been cut down on. A mile-long Laxman Rekha is exactly what we needed at this point.
As someone who also survives on the occasional softcore fanfic here, I was horrified to see the hardcore posts by some BS members. Not only were they abusing their privileges by opening ghastly poll threads and asking member-based questions in MOTWs, but they also made the grave mistake of multiquoting and making an odd post here and there that deserved an outright ban.
As low lives of IF society, it is our duty to participate in e-slavery and make your commands our daily bhajans. For that reason alone, I have bought: KSG pop art handcuffs, a neon blue ball gag, a spankin' new feather-laced whip and paddle, and a fluorescent green restraint kit. In the hopes that you will keep hitting the 'like' button on me each time I beg you to subdue me with more rules. Of course, by 'like', I mean relentless hair yanking, throat clamping, and anything but a mild spank.
Let it also not be forgotten that the ball gag and restraint kit will help you see in the darkest of dark nights. Mmm.
So, what do you say? Am I #1 on your Chaska Meter yet? Or did I just get too hardcore?
-Omnipotent 'Moar Bondage Please' Taco"
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