Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 18

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

😆 mere rofling torture se dar ke bhaag jaengay dono 😆

Originally posted by: blue-ice

Good strategy Munna...jaise he ye dono tumhe maarne aaye...ye saare emoticons...ke 100 pieces each use karna...apne aap bhaag jayenge..👍🏼

Originally posted by: blue-ice

The thread is all clean and shiny now..YAYYY👍🏼😆

Originally posted by: wat_up

Ya i agree. Btw has taco wooed you yet i want to see whst she makes and all

Originally posted by: wat_up

RTH Pick 12 members to enter big boss house and there roles

Originally posted by: .Dr3viL.

Thanks hades .. But I am a bad guy.. I look both ways before I cross then I wait for a car to drive past theeen I cross the road.

question: can you follow me like on twitter baby?

Originally posted by: boredsoul

Hey taco & RTH

Both of you are in love madly badly crazily . You share all your love stories , future plans & dreams . One fine morning you find out that its not the only thing you share , you share the same man too 😲 . That bast@&* has been two timing you , on that fateful day you also realise that both of you are knocked up . What now ?

LMAO! You know when I first quick glanced this I thought the scenario was me and Taco are in love with each other. Then I went to knocked up and was like - wait how did that happen.

Actually knowing our tastes in men, it would be highly unlikely that we fall for the same guy. She likes real men with fuzz on their chests, I'm like smooth chests. Get that fur off you beast! So this guy must surely be growing chest hair pretty quickly as its back on the next night after he waxes it for a night with me.

But if any bas***d does two time us. I'm sure Taco and I will come up with a fitting way to punish him real good.

I don't want any children. So no matter who, I'm not keeping any child if I ever get knocked up. 😳

The mighty internet goes down for a week ,

what will you miss the most

I will miss XCKD, Wikipedia and hours of endless fascinated stumbling.

what would make you say , thank god , i wanted this so badly

The lack of IF. I am so much more productive without IF. When I was without IF for two weeks earlier tis year, I didn't even miss it. I was carefree.

any five members from IF you think might look like actors, who & which actors & why?

I think Shashi might look like Mark Salling. That is because Shashi puts on this cool, rebellious, bad boy, play boy image just like Mark Salling's character Noah Puckerman.

Angel like Devil might look like Genelia D Souza. She has a very bubbly personality and independent nature that reminds me of Adity from Jaane to Ya Jaane Na.

EGM probably looks like Matan Shalev. He is always so erotic and thinking wild things, that I can't help but imagine someone wildly erotic. [Matan is a po*n star, don't google him at work]

I think Taco might look like Deepika Padukone. I picture someone tall, well tanned and thick dark hair. I hope you don't hate her too much Taco. I can't help but picture someone aamchigali.

For Omkara I think he might look like Arshad Warsi especially the tapori flirt type from the song Aank Maare in tere mere Sapne.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Jess, I hope you realize I don't watch Big Boss. I just wound up on the forum by chance and circumstance. Although you don't need to watch the show really. The colorful forum and their discussions are more fun. Although I think I get the gist of the show. It is some sort of mashup of Animal Farm meets 1984. You put a bunch of animals in a house so that Big Brother can watch them.

I hope no animals are offended over the people I am putting in place of them in the house.

First and foremost the Big Boss house needs a starlet. An up and coming celebrity who is just not there yet and hopes that some cat fighting in the house will get her the much needed attention and accolades. That will be Sheee, because she hopes that a stint in the Big Boss house will help her become moderator someday.

Then there is the anti-starlet. Usually an aging actor or some other obscure personality. For some seemingly obvious but non-evident reason the anti-starlet chooses to form a second camp that opposes everything our starlet does. In our case here it would be Souro.

Now that we have the camps we need the minions. Basically the minions just attach themselves to the camp masters, sometimes switching sides as necessary hoping that their symbiosis will carry them through.

There is the screaming minion. Usually the screaming minions job is just to scream as loud as possible and stare people down. This tactic is supposed to intimidate others and bring them in line, but often results in the best howler monkey imitations. Kind of like that guy called Sky. Our screaming minion would be Omkara.

Another kind of minion is the schizophrenic minion. This minion suffers from multiple personalities. Through the course of a season they will have undergone at least 10,984 identities. You lose your mind trying to keep track of their mind. This can be none other than Shak with his experience with multiple identities.

A deadly kind of minion is the self serving minion . This minion does not care about their camp masters really. They follow both camp masters carefully with a knife behind their back all the time planning cunningly which cam master to stab in the back during the final laps. That would be our very own VIP.

After the minions we have the controversial characters. These are usually people with scandalous reputation and scandalous behaviors who will stir up a sensation. Our multitude of "newbies" will be perfect for the job.

Tanhayi will be our resident lesbian detector. Through the course of the show Tanhayi will present theories on how every inmate is a lesbian including a sensational conspiracy theory that Big Boss is actually a voyeur lesbian spying on the women.

WaterOnEarth will be the sultry sensationalist. There will be a stir as guest contestant Ranveer Singh is accused of pinching her butt. Apparently Omkara will be accused of groaning too loudly in the restrooms and all that jazz.

And then there will be side-dishes who bring their own unique flavor to the show. Munna will serve as the comic relief with frequent and vigorous outbursts of laughter that no one will understand. He will go on for a while because all the contestants get really riled up at his fits.

There has to be the lone voice of reason, our dear old Blue Ice. Completely uncontroversial and friendly with everybody, she will be glad to be voted out early from the house.

We also need a Mr. & Mrs. Oblivious. Two love birds cooped up in the house completely lost in each other oblivious to everything that goes around them. They will be EGM and Eraser. Usually there is a wedding in the show, stolen moments and kisses, but this couple likes to keep it wild and erotic - so everyone wants to watch out - there maybe a Big Boss Sex tape.

Finally we always have the pimp. The man who has or at least believes he has a bevy of bodacious babes lined up for him inside the house and outside. This would be none other than the forums self proclaimed studmuffin Heisenberg. He will get into epic fights with Tanhayi as she claims all his girls are lesbians.

Of course taking pity on their buddy Heisenberg in the house TexanHolden and UnsolvedMystery could not let him be at Salmon's mercy. Right before the show the run him over with a black SUV, but not before chasing him down the street and shooting him in the butt. They declare themselves the host of this IF special Big Boss in place of Salmon.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Jess, I hope you realize I don't watch Big Boss. I just wound up on the forum by chance and circumstance. Although you don't need to watch the show really. The colorful forum and their discussions are more fun. Although I think I get the gist of the show. It is some sort of mashup of Animal Farm meets 1984. You put a bunch of animals in a house so that Big Brother can watch them.