What do you call a heroine who tried on 65 dresses and still didn't turn up for the producer's B'day party?
Chicken 65!
What was the heroine's response when she got an invite to be on the Cannes red carpet?
She couldn't "weight"to be there!
Why are the Khans like seasons?
Because when one comes the other goes- e.g.Shahrukh Khan in; Salman out of Madame Tussaud's world tour & Shahrukh to attend, Salman to skip IIFA Awards
What happened to the security guard who stood up to SRK at MCA?
He is off to US to join the Airport Security
What is the question everyone is dying to ask the baby with the famous initials?
AB, why no C (see)?
And then the age old question was posed to ppl from Bollywood and look what they had to say!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sonam Kapoor- Because it was shameless
Katrina Kaif- Because it asked Salman and he said it was ok
Aish - Because it was blessed
SRK- Because it was banned from this side
Aamir- In search of truth, Satyamev jayate
Sonakshi - Cross karne se dar nahin lagta sahab, gaadi ke neeche aane se lagta hai
Salman- I swear I didn't run it over, it was my driver
Shilpa- to lose its post pregnancy weight, walking is good, the best thing after yoga
Kareena- I'll answer this only if it was a Khan
Karisma- to make a come back
Abhishek - I don't know about the chicken but my Pa is the best when it comes to crossing roads
Saif – Did it watch Agent Vinod?
BigB- It wasn't the road that it crossed; it was the Agneepath, Agneepath, Agneepath!!
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