Raise some questions...

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Posted: 13 years ago
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What do you call a heroine who tried on 65 dresses and still didn't turn up for the producer's B'day party?

Chicken 65!

What was the heroine's response when she got an invite to be on the Cannes red carpet?

She couldn't "weight"to be there!

Why are the Khans like seasons?

Because when one comes the other goes- e.g.Shahrukh Khan in; Salman out of Madame Tussaud's world tour & Shahrukh to attend, Salman to skip IIFA Awards

What happened to the security guard who stood up to SRK at MCA?

He is off to US to join the Airport Security

What is the question everyone is dying to ask the baby with the famous initials?

AB, why no C (see)?

And then the age old question was posed to ppl from Bollywood and look what they had to say!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sonam Kapoor- Because it was shameless

Katrina Kaif- Because it asked Salman and he said it was ok

Aish - Because it was blessed

SRK- Because it was banned from this side

Aamir- In search of truth, Satyamev jayate

Sonakshi - Cross karne se dar nahin lagta sahab, gaadi ke neeche aane se lagta hai

Salman- I swear I didn't run it over, it was my driver

Shilpa- to lose its post pregnancy weight, walking is good, the best thing after yoga

Kareena- I'll answer this only if it was a Khan

Karisma- to make a come back

Abhishek - I don't know about the chicken but my Pa is the best when it comes to crossing roads

Saif – Did it watch Agent Vinod?

BigB- It wasn't the road that it crossed; it was the Agneepath, Agneepath, Agneepath!!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Another age old question was posed to the Bollywood stars:

What is the secret to your success?

Katrina Kaif:
My ex-bodyguard.

Imran Khan: My uncle. Oh, uhhh ... I mean Uncle Sam. I took acting classes in the U.S. that helped me become the actor I am today. 😆

Kareena Kapoor:
The letter 'K'. First it was the Kapoors, now it's the Khans. I hope to find a Kumar next.

Hrithik Roshan: Three thumbs. Uhhh, I mean a thumbs up from the three people that mean the most to me: my father, my mother and my wife.

Preity Zinta: Dimples. Oh, haha, Dimple Kapadia is my inspiration. I aspire to be a star like her.

Yours were so much funnier, Tally! This is all I can manage at the moment. Lol.


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Posted: 13 years ago
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Not bad, Woh Anjabee! :)


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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣love ur sense of humour👏👏👏
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Posted: 13 years ago
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There should be a button named "A Million Likes"
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: bambogli

There should be a button named "A Million Likes"

🤗 Thanks Mogz!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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And bamboo, is this your new profile? What happened to the old one? 😕
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Visha_Dhami


And bamboo, is this your new profile? What happened to the old one? 😕


Yeah, it's me Visha 😳 I've asked them to ban my old one.

BTW, you've become pink 😳 Congrats on becoming a Cool Viewbie 🥳

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: bambogli


Yeah, it's me Visha 😳 I've asked them to ban my old one.

BTW, you've become pink 😳 Congrats on becoming a Cool Viewbie 🥳


I have came here a few times and commented and was wondering where you went 😆
Finally your back with a new profile. Thanks buddy 🤗
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Visha_Dhami


I have came here a few times and commented and was wondering where you went 😆
Finally your back with a new profile. Thanks buddy 🤗


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Itthay hi thi... Vanishing cream laga kar ghoom rahi thi 😆😆

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