Bollywood Member of the Week: God - Page 11

Originally posted by: Mr.Congeniality

If I could think, you would be a tumbrel or a push cart.

The kegels will help you save yourself from those who dig your ride = P

Originally posted by: UnsolvedMystery

Normally, I tend to stay away from grilling MOTW. But, for GOD's sake I ll ask few easy questions.

1. If Zombies are dead, how can they walk?

2. Why does Superman wears underwears over the pants?

3. At a movie theate, which armstand is yours?

4. If Apple and Google together were to bring a new product in the market, what would be that prouduct?

5. Pick one

Led Zepelllin or Deep Puruple

Elton John or Eric Clapton

Salmon Khan or Salmon Khan

7. If You, Bill and Salman Khan happened to be in the same plane, seating alongside, what would you do ?

6. Last but not the least, Why are you wasting time, asnwering question thrown by some random entities of virtual world?

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

This should be an interesting task. We have heard that God has an excellent sense of humor. So complete these scenarios as jokes or short stories.

1. Dex, A priest and a prostitute walk into a bar.

2. Omnipotent_Taco, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the Geico Gecko decide to make a burrito.

3. Dr. Evil, Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dolittle plan to make an evil death ray.

4. Meena, Xena and a Ballerina are taking Samba lessons.

5. Shak, all his past avatars and all his future avatars come face to face in a time warp.

6. God. and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

7. Blue Ice, Sunny Leone and Sunny Deol teach sex ed in high school.

8. Maddy and the rest of the DT decided to troll IF for a day.

9. Wat_Up, Snoop Dogg and Himesh make a rap album

10. Hades, Lucifer and Iblis conspire to takeover earth

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

Oh illegal immigrant, please consider applying for residency in this section!

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Now that I've got the endorsement of the Perennially Wet Woman* and Zsa Zsa Gabor**, nothing can hold me back from planting my ass here 😈

Bad girls really do go everywhere, no?


*you
**GodkiChokri