Bollywood Member of the Week: God - Page 9

Who was the mother of Cain's children?

eermmm... hmmm *sweats... perspires*...f!@&(!k 🤬

How did I miss the question! 😆

This should be an interesting task. We have heard that God has an excellent sense of humor. So complete these scenarios as jokes or short stories.

1. Dex, A priest and a prostitute walk into a bar.

2. Omnipotent_Taco, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the Geico Gecko decide to make a burrito.

3. Dr. Evil, Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dolittle plan to make an evil death ray.

4. Meena, Xena and a Ballerina are taking Samba lessons.

5. Shak, all his past avatars and all his future avatars come face to face in a time warp.

6. God. and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

7. Blue Ice, Sunny Leone and Sunny Deol teach sex ed in high school.

8. Maddy and the rest of the DT decided to troll IF for a day.

9. Wat_Up, Snoop Dogg and Himesh make a rap album

10. Hades, Lucifer and Iblis conspire to takeover earth

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Almighty God, most magnificent and most merciful, creator of the sun, the stars, skies and all that lies betwixt them, thou hast conferred great honor by shedding thy glorious light on the darkness of my questions. Thou wisdom hath cast away the shadows of my mind. As thou can clearly see as doth thou stars shine into the night sky thy commandments are the path to salvation, for all creatures that doth not wish to burn eternally in fire and brimstones, and thusly so I hath taken thee commandments to learn myself the English language, language that be like honey from thy tongue, as doth your will might want me to speak. Glory be to thee God, king of kings, oft forgiving and merciful father of earth. Hallelujah!

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

This should be an interesting task. We have heard that God has an excellent sense of humor. So complete these scenarios as jokes or short stories.

1. Dex, A priest and a prostitute walk into a bar.

2. Omnipotent_Taco, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the Geico Gecko decide to make a burrito.

3. Dr. Evil, Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dolittle plan to make an evil death ray.

4. Meena, Xena and a Ballerina are taking Samba lessons.

5. Shak, all his past avatars and all his future avatars come face to face in a time warp.

6. God. and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

7. Blue Ice, Sunny Leone and Sunny Deol teach sex ed in high school.

8. Maddy and the rest of the DT decided to troll IF for a day.

9. Wat_Up, Snoop Dogg and Himesh make a rap album

10. Hades, Lucifer and Iblis conspire to takeover earth

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

This should be an interesting task. We have heard that God has an excellent sense of humor. So complete these scenarios as jokes or short stories.

1. Dex, A priest and a prostitute walk into a bar.

2. Omnipotent_Taco, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the Geico Gecko decide to make a burrito.

3. Dr. Evil, Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dolittle plan to make an evil death ray.

4. Meena, Xena and a Ballerina are taking Samba lessons.

5. Shak, all his past avatars and all his future avatars come face to face in a time warp.

6. God. and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

7. Blue Ice, Sunny Leone and Sunny Deol teach sex ed in high school.

8. Maddy and the rest of the DT decided to troll IF for a day.

9. Wat_Up, Snoop Dogg and Himesh make a rap album

10. Hades, Lucifer and Iblis conspire to takeover earth

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

7. Blue Ice, Sunny Leone and Sunny Deol teach sex ed in high school.

Originally posted by: blue-ice

ab sunny leone ko daal diya mere aur sunny paaji ke saath.😡...not fair...uski practical classes ke saamne ...mujhse aur sunny paaji se theory kaun padhega...😡...

Originally posted by: Mr.Congeniality

She had been hitting more mosquitos than answering questions in her thread. She even made her own MOTW post and then pretended to be an old duck instead of bali ki bakri? Haa, I fainly remember it. Have to dig it again =)

Originally posted by: God.

woh akeli practical classes de rahi hai, aur tum do jan ho, phir bhi sirf theory seekha rahe ho.. ajeeb school hai 😆