Bollywood's Oddest Jodis

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Vidya-Shahid

Oedipus complex anyone? Kismet has some other connection for these two. While Shahid will never grow out of her pallu, the amma that she looks, should shed some clothes and act with heroes her age. She did look and feel the part of Sanjay Dutt's tender side in 'Munnabhai MBBS'. Why did she have to try a Bebo with Shahid in that godawful 'Kismet Konnection' just to warm up to him.

When will Shahid start working with girls, like screaming teenage girls Himess bhai is working with? The nasal nuisance is as old as the hills but his female co-stars are getting younger with every new film he's signing and Shahid instead chooses to work with Rani, with whom he has just signed a Yashraj film. It would suit them to remake 'The Graduate'.
Bipasha-Ranbir

Bips looks every bit the superwoman in 'Bachna Ae Haseeno'. And the way she treats puppy dog Ranbir, making him sing and dance to her tunes, she reminds me of Meryl Streep's sadistic cruelty in 'The Devil Wears Prada' with perhaps an understated polite hint of Cruella required for a Bollywood film. She's almost spewing venom at the mere sight of the boy.

The film required that, but the image is so strong now, the I dread to imagine the two of them trying to cuddle up in another saccharine romance. Bips comes on so strong on the androgynous boy, she ends up looking like she will wear the pants around, and leave him to pick up her towels all the time. Ying-Yang disturbed.
Sonam-Salman

The two of them were visibly embarrassed to acknowledge each other as lovers in 'Saawariya' and I wasn't convinced she should go with him in the end. They looked so mis-matched. She's tall, gawky and still a girl, whereas he's short, bulky and an old man with false hair.

They haven't signed any films together, and we hope they keep it at that. Salman has no dearth of PYT's hanging on his arm off screen to flaunt anymore on screen and Sonam will do well if she is paired with fresher, younger men, although it's advisable that she check with her directors about the height of her heroes.
Saif-Akshay

I am taking a detour but these two guys would have to make it to this list, being an odd pair is more than obvious but they are better off than most odd pairs we have around. From the time they did 'Main Khiladi Tu Anari' where the girls had no clue where to take their cues from to their sizzling chemistry in 'Tashan' which would make any Akki-Bebo, Saif-Bebo vibes fail in comparison the Saif-Akshay jodi rocks.

In a Bollywood adaptation of 'Brokeback Mountain' hands down, these two guys would be the first choice for any film maker. Whether he chooses to call it 'Toota Hua Pahaad' or 'Peeth Par Pahaad Toota' makes no difference, we will watch and first day-first show for this hatke jodi.

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Posted: 16 years ago
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haha i love the akshay saif jodi main anari tu khiladi is such a funny movie, altho srk n saif jodi also rocks maybe we could see an interesting threesome jodi with them lol
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I don't think Shahid and Vidya or Salman and Sonam jodis are that odd. There is a huge age difference, other then that, they don't look that bad next to each other. For the male jodi Akshay and Saif, I like Shahrukh- Saif jodi and Aamir and Salman jodi.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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😆Bipasha is waaaaaaay too old for Ranbir

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Posted: 16 years ago
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i ddin't like sonam-salman nor shahid-vidhya
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: mittijalebi

Vidya-Shahid

Oedipus complex anyone? Kismet has some other connection for these two. While Shahid will never grow out of her pallu, the amma that she looks, should shed some clothes and act with heroes her age. She did look and feel the part of Sanjay Dutt?s tender side in ?Munnabhai MBBS?. Why did she have to try a Bebo with Shahid in that godawful ?Kismet Konnection? just to warm up to him.

🤣🤣🤣 absolutely Agreeeeeeeeeeee......
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I like Saif and Akshay's jodi!!!!!!!!!..........

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Posted: 16 years ago
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I am glad you left out the Neil-Rimi example, which I found really distasteful to read. Not that I don't think they are mismatched because I do think they are, but the way whoever went about it was well interesting. Though I am sure that is a very mainstream opinion, it made me want to throw up in my mouth.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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^what did they say about Rimi and my bb Neil?
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Posted: 16 years ago
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^Well, it is not like you are the only one with a crush on him.😳 But basically the writer went with this really crude metaphor saying compared to her, he looked albino. Okay, he is pale, fine. But then it went to say something like such ashen people should not be dipping in chand. Basically, it said Neil should be paired with actresses more of the typical Bollywood heroine look. I know I may have it wrong, but I tried to block it out because I happen to have grown up in a melting pot where saying this type of stuff would probably get you into seriously outcast token crazy person category.
Then it went on to say stuff about how she could not at all match up to his presence in the film, and I for sure agree with that. You can say she can't act or she seems frumpy compared to him. But going that way with it is well a little off the deep end.

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