Shahrukh-Salman Split years ago!----The Real Reason----Fun take----

COLORS made it's viewers throw up in disgust with a non-stop barrage of Rakhi Gulzar voice threatening viewers with a relentless scream of,"Mede Kadan-Adjun Aayenge----Dhadti Ka Sinaaa Cheed ke aayenge---Aasmaan ko Phaar ke Aayenge!!!"😡

And after driving viewers nuts for two weeks, FINALLY, the two fifty year old kids who happen to be Bollywood Mega Stars, came together on Bigg Boss-9 this weekend and wanted all to believe they never really fought each other and their banters were merely distorted by evil Media.

Matter deserved attention and one had to dig out what really happened, years ago when two huge egos clashed and resulted in two Superstars vowing never to speak with one another and boycotted one another for many years thereafter!!!!😕

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FLASHBACKKK------------

A FEW YEARS AGO------

9.30 P.M.

Bollywood Party at Taj Mumbai, Host Producer biggie Bharat Bhai Shah

Indian and Russian girls are jumping around in skimpiest of clothes to the beats of Songs like Om-Shanti-Om, I hate you-Like I love You, Munni Badnaam Hui etc. by turn!

(In a corner)

MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh, mast party diya hai Maamu!----- Kya atmosphere hai yaar Baayi God!😉

SAIFU (eyeing Russian beauties around): WOW! Arey yaar party toh waqaui mast hai, No really! I mean it yaar! Wow! Wow! Wow! 😛

SALLU (Smirks with disgust): Hunhhh! ---Same crowd, same people! (Points to Russian dance group)-------------------yehi toh thhi Natasha, Oxana, Larissa---------------sab saali Main Karoon toh Saala, Character Dheela Hai waali dancers.------ Poore 40 din ke shooting schedule mein saath thhi-----------Kucchh naya Maal naheen, huttt!🤢

MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh,------ tere liye wohich puraana maal hai naa Maamu, apun ke liye toh jhakaas hai baap-----------(slaps Saifu's palm)------boley toh Sollid---hahahaha

SAIFU: Wow--------Munna bhai, WOW! 😛

AMIR ENTERS!

SALLU (Rolls up his eyes & mutters under his breath to Saifu-----------aa gaya Saala Mr. Perfectionist------------pakaayega yaar ye abhi------------Saifu suppreses his giggle AND THEN)-------

Sallu (Moves forward & gives a bone crushing hug to Aamir): Aamir bhaai---------kaise ho meri jaan? 😉

AAMIR (Wriggles out of the tightest hug received ever & pants like an exhausted puppy): O Teri! Sallu, jaan lega kya------------(pants)---------Abey!------Oye--------O teri!!!😲

SALLU: Dekh bhai, apun ka toh aisa hi hai------------jo dil mein, wohi jubaan pe-----Love you boss! Love you haan? 😛

AAMIR: O Teri---------abhi main kya bolta hoon--------------dheere bol yaar. Dheere bol----Dheere---EK DUM DHEERE!------------kisi Press waale ne sun liya toh KJo-SRK ke baad-------------Aamir-Sallu next talk of town----------O teri---------naa yaar----------NAA!

SAIFU (Shouts & Laughs): WOW!-------------hahahaha-----------WOW---------KJo-SRK ke baad Aamir-Sallu----------WOW-------WOW-----WOW!

SALLU (Surveys around & flicks his shirt collar up): Abey proper Gujju party hai kya? ---Daaroo-Shaaroo ka intezam naheen hai kya B.C.?

BHARAT SHAH (Pops up out of no where):----- hehehe-----------kya baat karta hai Nee Sallu bhai? ---------------Adey, Sharaab ki toh nadiyaan hai nee---------Blackk Labelll, Blooo Labelll, Reddd Labelll, Cheeevaas Rigalll-----------Champaagane---------aap aawaaz toh karo nee--------------

SAIFU (Bursts out laughing): WOW---------Champaagane---------hahahaha, kamaal hai aapka Bharat Bhai---------OK, Cheeevaas Rigalll-----------hahahaha--------ok ok---------Chivas Regal pila dijiye----------😆

(In the meanwhile on stereo, classics like LAAGA CHUNRI MEIN DAAG are being played in background to horror beats in name of re-mixes and Bra-Chaddi clad babes are dancing around-------------obviously none has a clue what Chunri is----------)😕

MUNNABHAI: Apun ko toh Old Monk Do Bharat bhai, yaa phir Triple XXX Rum!--------Ye Saala Scotch-Wotch apun ko ekdum suit naheen karti----------Kya Aamir? ----Old Monk chalega tere ko?

AAMIR (Raises his hand like a traffic cop): Actually---------NAHEEN CHALEGA. Abhi main kya bolta hoon-----------------Alcohol Liver ko Pareshan karti hai, ---------Kidneys ko Hairaan kartee hai aur Dimaag ko Shaitaan karti hai-------------fruit juice se bhi, pure mineral water is best---------haan--------------BEST!---- EK healthy aadmi ko din mein paanch------------------paanch, haan Paanch liter paani peena chaahiye! Kam se kam--------haan! 5 Liters. YES!

SALLU (Mutters under his breath----): Abey Pakau, kitna pakaayega? Paani piyega--------phir Susu karega----- 5 Liters ---------hunhhh---🤢

AAMIR (smilingly looks at Sallu): Aye Sallu-------------Tu mere se kucchh bola kya? Hain? 😲

SALLU: Haan, Satyamev Jayate Aamir bhai-----------------(turns to Bharat Shah)- Bharat Bhai, Baba ke liye Old Monk, Saifu aur Mere Liye Chivas Regal aur Aamir ke liye Bis-------Bis-------le---------(spots SRK walking in-----------and with disgust in face completes')------------BISLERI----------BISLERI mangwaaiye please!😉

SRK ENTERS, BLOWING KISSES LEFT, RIGHT & CENTER--------------------AS IF ALL INSIDE ROOM ARE FANS WAITING OUTSIDE HIS BUNGALOW MANNAT, & HE JUST SURFACED AT BALCONY!

SRK (Long Goat bleat----------):-----------Heyyy!-----------Heyyy!-------------Heyyy guys------------Ummm!---------Ummm!

Munna Bhai hugs SRK followed by Saifu-------------SRK & Aamir size each other up & reluctantly Aamir extends his right hand and they shake hands. Cameras around go crazy!

SRK's hateful gaze meets fiery eyes of a visibly angry Sallu for a brief split second that seems like eternity to all around----------and then--------

SRK (brisk shake of head towards his left shoulder): Hunhhh! Hunnnhhh!!!!!🤢

SALLU (brisk shake of head towards his right shoulder): Chheee-------Thhooo!🤢

10.45 P.M. (ALL ARE P. K. TUNNN--------PISS DRUNK---------except Aamir who is taking maza with all by turn)

AAMIR: Munna Bhai---------------kya mast picture banaaye bhaai----------maza aa gaya aapko AGNEEPATH mein dekh ke Sir------------😉

MUNNA BHAI (Stretches drunk Red eyes upwards, smiling all the time and stammers): Hey, Hey! ----Hahahaha! Aaya? Aaya na maza? Hey hey hey hey--------------------Magar tu Dhobi Ghat kya samajh ke banaya baap? Boley toh, Biwi ne Dhobi ka Kutta bana diya-------------Na ghar ka na ghaat ka-----------hey hey hey hey! 🤓

SAIFU (hysterically laughs): Aaah-hahahaha WOW-WOW, -----Dhobi ka Doggy..WOW-------------WOW! (Suddenly breaks down and starts sobbing uncontrollably)-----Biwi ne-----sob---Biwi ne---sob-sob-sob-sniff-sniff-sob!

SRK (Drunk goat bleating now): Heyyy! Naaa! ---Hmmm------NAAA! Heyyy! Naaa Saifu naa------------arey kis kambakht ne tera dil toda hai-------------------hua kya Saifu bol---------bol apne bhai ko Saifu! 😡

AAMIR (Suppressing smile somehow): O Teri!---- Ye toh ro raha hai yaar. Kasam se!------ HE IS CRYING YAAR!--------O teri----Oye! Kya hua? 😛

SAIFU (Drunk, emotional & stammering in a choking voice): Beybo!-------------Bebo ne dil toda mera Aamir---Bebo ne bhaai---(breaks down and cries uncontrollably now). 😕

AAMIR (Suppressing smile): O teri! Beybo Kya? ----Ailaa Kab? ---Kaise oye? 😛

SAIFU (Sobbing): Baar baar mera dimaag khaati thhi bhai ------------------Davidoff ka perfume lagaya karo, ----------------Davidoff ka perfume lagaya karo-------------Arey yaar main Hugo Boss ka perfume lagata hoon---------Givenchy ki fragrance like karta hoon-----------😭

SRK (surprised looks): Heyyy-------------mmm----------------toh? ---------Ismein kya problem hai?---- Perfume badal le Saifu,--- Bebo is a good girl! -------------dekha maine Ra-One mein---I swear haan---I swear Saifu!!

SAIFU (Crying): Khaak good girl Shahrukh bhai----------------Aaj maine Stardust mein uska interview dekha yaar-------------Favourite perfume mein usne---------us kameene ne bola Davidoff yaar. -----------Jee karta hai usko bhi jaan se maar doon aur Bebo ko bhi--------(cries aloud)! 😭

MUNNA BHAI (Piss drunk): Usne bole toh kisne yaar? ----Kisne? Haan? (Screams)--------Kisne???😡

SAIFU (Scared): Aahista bolo Munna bhai---------------(pause)-----------arey usi kameene Shahid Kapoor ne yaar. Uska favourite perfume hai Davidoff-------------aur ye-----------aur ye Bebo-----saala Boyfriend badal liya par perfume wohi chaahiye B.C. WOHI DAVIDOFF CHAHIYE USKO!! 😲

SALLU: hahahahaha. Puraane boyfriend waala perfume pasand hai madam ko-----------------hunnnhhh, ---------(Suddenly gets angry)------abbey tum log ladkiyon se itna darte kyun ho? --------------MERI TARAH LAAT KYUN NAHEEN MAARTE UNKO?---------- Hain? Laat kyun naheen maarte? 😡

SRK: Heyy---------ummm-----------Jo ladkiyon ko laat maarey, use naamard kehte hain-----------ummm------------------

SALLU (Mocking): aur jo Ladkiyon ki din-raat Laat khaaye------use Baazigar? ABEY CHUPP! 😡

SRK (Angry as hell now): Shut up Sallu------------------Shut up---------------------Iske aage ek lafz bhi kaha toh mera haath uth jaayega---------------ummm-----------ummm!😡

SALLU (Continues Mocking): Abey Jaa Jaa! Payr tere theek se zameen par naheen pad rahe, haath kya uthayega be tu-----------??

There is a silence of few seconds and obviously someone doesn't like peace between the two and jumps in!

AAMIR: O Teri---------------Shahrukh, Sallu bol raha hai tere mein himmat naheen hai haath uthane ki----------------😲

SRK (Sparked again): Sallu main maar doonga-----------main sach mein maar doonga haan?? Ummm?? Mmm-mmm??? 😡

AAMIR (Continuing his Chingaari act): Naheen maar sakte!---- Sallu bol raha hai aap maar hi naheen sakte! Sallu bol raha hai Kaleja chaahiye maarne ke liye------O Teri---hain Sallu? Yehi bola naa tu? 😉

SALLU: Aur kya? Abey main Karan Johar hoon kya?------------ Haath toh laga ke dikha! 😈

AAMIR: O Teri. Sallu bol raha hai haath bhi naheen laga sakte isko----maarna toh door ki baat----O teri!😛

MUNNA BHAI (Drunk eye----smiling like laughing Buddha): Saale Aamir---------------do Billiyon ki ladaayi mein faayda uthaane waale Bandar---------Saale Naarad Muni---! 😃

Saifu drags away Sallu------------------At some distance Aamir is seen gently pulling away SRK-----------------SRK is screaming at the top of his voice!

SRK (Screaming): Chhod de mujhe Aamir, Chhod de, jaan se maar doonga main aaj isko, Overgrown kid he is.------ I will kill him today-----CHHOD MUJHE-----CHHOD---- ummm---heyyy-----CHHODD!!!

AAMIR (Evil Whisper): ------Maine tujhe pakda hi kahaan hai?------------maar de saale ko aaj-------Main toh kehta hoon utha chaaku salad plate se aur ghusa de iske andar! 😈

Bodyguards barge in and drag away their respective masters to their Mercs & BMWs!

Next editions of Stardust & Cine Blitz proclaim it as one of the most lavish parties thrown around in recent memory and carries pictures of these Bolly biggies hugging each other and playfully chatting and High-Fiving in pics, but some sections of 'evil Media' reported Shahrukh-Sallu were involved in a brawl and have vowed never to speak or work with one another ever again----😕

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Other..Fun-takes so far on Bigg Boss Season-9

1. Fun Take: Selection Meeting Bigg Boss-9 Season-Inside Report! :)

2. Fun take-UNDEKHA ACTION---Rimi-Suyyash aur Andon ki Barsaat!

3. UNDEKHA--Non stop Kheencha-taani & BiggBoss ki Naani (Fun Take)

4. Fun Take: Revealed---Secret of Prince's Always Happy State of Mind!

5. (Adult Content)-Isko Laga Daala Toh Life Zhingalala! (Fun Take) :)

6. Facebook Chat-Salman Khan with Bigg Boss Housemates!

7. Bigg Boss's Facebook Wall (Fun take)!!!

8. Why Kamya called Kishwar a Jaahil... (Fun Take) :)

9. Kahi-Ankahi---Codes Decoded For Innocents --(Fun Take) :))

10. Mand Buddhis & Chatur Buddhis!!! :))

11. Laawaris Mobile, Shyam Singh Mobile, Bigg Boss-9

12. Mere Do Anmol Ratan...(Fun Parody)

13. Unbelievable Miracle-True Lies (Fun Take)!

14. Ek Hazaaron Mein-Meri Behna Hai--- (Fun Parody) :))

Originally posted by: mahiya