Asim's one liners

Im loving asim's one liners

Here r some by me..do add if u guys remember

1. VikasGupta: aap ko na sunna padhega. Observe karni padhegi.

AsimRiaz: accha main likhleta hoon. Pehle point observation. Doosra kya?

Gupta leaves 🤣

2. Asim (snatching Gupta's blanket)- khud utho n ja k sabko uthao ya cake banao🤣

3. Paras- sirf mai, shukla, Mahira n bagga captain bnne layak he

Asim- tu ghar me rehne layak bhi nai he🤣

Karma got vikas bad he used to taunt shilpa of being in kitchen 🤣

Asim has been amazing since Himanshi left

We seriously need a thread for his one liners. Our boy is on fire. 🔥

Paras - tu Mahira ka letter phaad ke meri nazron se girr geya

Asim - bigg boss ne Shefali ka letter fadwaya toh teri nazar mein bigg boss bhi girr gaye 😆

A serious one liner I liked yesterday from him though is when he said to Bagga: "Dont expect anything from anyone around here" So true 👍🏼

This one is my all time favorite

Paras: i am giving you a message

Asim: DELETE the message bro,

I dont need this message.

In the dost,khatra,zero task about sana saying u r right to him n shefali both.

"Usne 10 feet k distance mein jo flip mari hai."

Paras after coming from secret room about shefali

"Wo saanp hai, tuje kha gayi"

Asim: "ha kha liya, to kya karu "

B4 first finale to paras implying to his wig.

"Apna dusra chehra dikhana viewers ko."

Paras k samne kya mast one liners nikalta hai ye banda.

To VG : khud utho fhir jaake sabko uthao..

.....ya fhir CAKE banao jaake

In unseen while missing his bro to mahira

"Mahira ki ammi ayengi

Ammi aaj use mar k jayengi"

To arhaan in loudspeaker task

"Sabko kehta hai tu bahar aake ye mil, wo mil

Tu maa ki kasam kha ke yahan pe kuchh kar to maza aaye."

In the same task when himanshi tells him not to flirt with her

"Kya lag rahi hai na bolte vaqt" 😍

Originally posted by: naaznin

Im loving asim's one liners

Here r some by me..do add if u guys remember

1. VikasGupta: aap ko na sunna padhega. Observe karni padhegi.

AsimRiaz: accha main likhleta hoon. Pehle point observation. Doosra kya?

Gupta leaves 🤣

2. Asim (snatching Gupta's blanket)- khud utho n ja k sabko uthao ya cake banao🤣

3. Paras- sirf mai, shukla, Mahira n bagga captain bnne layak he

Asim- tu ghar me rehne layak bhi nai he🤣

His one liners 😆

Seriously I'm loving this guy. I felt he was a bit low after Himanshi left but now he's really back. I really loved the blanket thing and all that he said to Paras pagal

I wanted to make this post since a while ! There should be SEPARATE THREAD OF ASIM'S ONE LINERS !

His one liners are DAMN WITTY AND ON POINT ! Asim has a great sense of humor and very good presence of mind ! He is SAVAGE and SASSY !

1. DELETE this message bro !

2. Main Captain banne layak nahi hoon, tu ghar mein rehne layak nahi hai

3. Mahira ki mummy aengi aur usse maar ke jaengi

4. Captain hoke so rahe ho, ya toh utho nahi to JAKE CAKE BANAO

5. Asim to Himanshi - Kya lag rahi hai na (right after Himanshi told him to not flirt with her)

6. His poetry was also amazing ! Gairon ne laash uthia, doston ne khushi manai....Jab janaaze ke baari aai toh doston ne Eid manai

7. Asim about Shefali B - Isse shock dena chahie

There are so many one liners ....But i remember these as of now

Nice post !