Asim's one liners - Page 2

Originally posted by: naaznin

Seriously hilarious; I love it

Im loving asim's one liners

Here r some by me..do add if u guys remember

1. VikasGupta: aap ko na sunna padhega. Observe karni padhegi.

AsimRiaz: accha main likhleta hoon. Pehle point observation. Doosra kya?

Gupta leaves 🤣

2. Asim (snatching Gupta's blanket)- khud utho n ja k sabko uthao ya cake banao🤣

3. Paras- sirf mai, shukla, Mahira n bagga captain bnne layak he

Asim- tu ghar me rehne layak bhi nai he🤣

Tujhe nhi maroon ga gandi hojaye gi meri laat

Tujhe duniya laat merey ga 🤣

Asim❤️

Sid's fly solo taunt to Asim proved to be the best decision for Asim n his fans. Sidhearts somewhere crying😆

Originally posted by: Ilovewahi

This one is my all time favorite

Paras: i am giving you a message

Asim: DELETE the message bro,

I dont need this message.

In the dost,khatra,zero task about sana saying u r right to him n shefali both.

"Usne 10 feet k distance mein jo flip mari hai."

Paras after coming from secret room about shefali

"Wo saanp hai, tuje kha gayi"

Asim: "ha kha liya, to kya karu "

B4 first finale to paras implying to his wig.

"Apna dusra chehra dikhana viewers ko."

Paras k samne kya mast one liners nikalta hai ye banda.

To VG : khud utho fhir jaake sabko uthao..

.....ya fhir CAKE banao jaake

In unseen while missing his bro to mahira

"Mahira ki ammi ayengi

Ammi aaj use mar k jayengi"

To arhaan in loudspeaker task

"Sabko kehta hai tu bahar aake ye mil, wo mil

Tu maa ki kasam kha ke yahan pe kuchh kar to maza aaye."

In the same task when himanshi tells him not to flirt with her

"Kya lag rahi hai na bolte vaqt" 😍

Padh ke hi face pe smile aa gai

This boy is something else

My all time fav

Asim - Hi everyone, i don't know anybody though.

Originally posted by: Tahira-sheik

My all time fav

Asim - Hi everyone, i don't know anybody though.

Lol. I swear after that introduction. I was like I’ll never like this guy! Lol. And now! Haha

Nice post! Keep them coming 👍🏼

Originally posted by: Chotimotipsycho

Lol. I swear after that introduction. I was like I’ll never like this guy! Lol. And now! Haha

I liked him straight from that moment, i was like this guy doesn't give a shit about people mazza ayega. 🤣

Yeh wohi moment tha, jab Paras ko isse pehli baar problem hui thi.

Paras said, same here bro, same here and Asim was like mujhe kya farak parta hai koi mujhe nahi jaanta, i don't give a F but Paras ko hurt hua tha bechare Splitsvilla ke winner ki itani insult. 😆

Anyway Rangeela pehle din se Asim ke peeche hai, Abu malik ne ek video mein kaha tha ke jab Salman ne pucha ke aap BB ke ghar mein kaise rahoge toh Asim ne aage se jawaab dia jab Mumbai jaise sheher mein akela reh sakta hoon toh yeh toh phir bhi BB ka ghar. Can you imagine yeh banda ussi waqt sab ka dil jeet leyta but Rangeela ne woh bhi edit kar diya.

Originally posted by: Tahira-sheik

I liked him straight from that moment, i was like this guy doesn't give a shit about people mazza ayega. 🤣

Yeh wohi moment tha, jab Paras ko isse pehli baar problem hui thi.

Paras said, same here bro, same here and Asim was like mujhe kya farak parta hai koi mujhe nahi jaanta, i don't give a F but Paras ko hurt hua tha bechare Splitsvilla ke winner ki itani insult. 😆

Anyway Rangeela pehle din se Asim ke peeche hai, Abu malik ne ek video mein kaha tha ke jab Salman ne pucha ke aap BB ke ghar mein kaise rahoge toh Asim ne aage se jawaab dia jab Mumbai jaise sheher mein akela reh sakta hoon toh yeh toh phir bhi BB ka ghar. Can you imagine yeh banda ussi waqt sab ka dil jeet leyta but Rangeela ne woh bhi edit kar diya.

Haha! Didn’t know that.

But BB ko bhi Asim ne sahi shock Diya hai. They got him for eye candy purposes and now he’s literally threatening their predecided top 2 or 3.

Asim really has been the biggest revelation this year. His win barely matters now!

Originally posted by: Chotimotipsycho

Haha! Didn’t know that.

But BB ko bhi Asim ne sahi shock Diya hai. They got him for eye candy purposes and now he’s literally threatening their predecided top 2 or 3.

Asim really has been the biggest revelation this year. His win barely matters now!

Humare liye eye candy and Colors ke liye eye sore, feeling proud