Tum Say Hum part 40
Bhaskar: handle your lady Armaan
Armaan come over and hug bharti
Bhaskar was hugging payal….then both cupules broke the hug
Bhaskar: came on guys…we are not going to cry again
After that four of them went to their lesson….after the lesson bharti was sitting in the garden alone because Bhaskar payal and armaan was in another lesson….she was lost in her thoughts but suddenly one guy fell from sky and bharti got scared….guy was wearing one piece and u can guess who it is…yes…it is Jon😆
Bharti: Jon….what are u doing here….and dude u have to change the way of your appearance otherwise you will give me heart attack one day….😆😆
Jon: u knows I like surprising people…u didn't know that I am coming….i sent u a massage…u didn't get my fly😕….😆😆
Bharti with strange look: fly?
Jon: yah…I send my massage threw fly…cool na.…years ago, people use to sent massages threw flies 😆
Bharti: no….they use to sent massage threw pidgins not flies…
Jon: oh man….i used wrong source of communication…😆😆😆.
Bharti: yah…source of communication😆😆…whatever
Jon: poor fly…she must be flying around confused😆
Bharti: SHE?....how do u know that fly was a 'she'
Jon: because she is my ex-girlfriend….we had 3 years relationship 🤣
Bharti (shocked): Jon…u dated a fly….how stupid…
Jon: well thanks….what a warm welcome
Bharti: u didn't tell me what are u doing here
She took her water bottle out and starts drinking water….she was in half way drinking when Jon said
Jon: I want to study in this college 😲
Bharti split the water in her mouth, on his face with shock…
Bharti: sorry…u shocked me…I didn't like that joke…
Jon: it's ok….i took shower now….i wont have to take shower for next few months😆😆….
Bharti: ewww…..i hate your jokes and spatially the one u did about studying here
Jon: no….i am not kidding….i am here for studies
Bharti: but I don't think that they will give u admission..
Jon: why not?
Bharti: have u ever being to primary school or high school or anyplace called 'school'
Jon: yah….i am a teacher in SET-BET school
Bharti confused: SET-BET?....Which school is that….
Jon: this is my jungle school….i have a lot of intelligent students like elephant, zarafa, lion…..elephant is very intelligent….i am proud on him….🤣
Bharti: dude….this is not a animal college…it's a real college with real students and real books…..and real horrible teachers….if u will ask them for admission, they will sent u to the mental hospital without asking…😆😆.
Jon: no…I request them and they said that they will take my test…
Bharti: so u are here for test…
Jon: yah…
Bharti: but why u want to study….its boring…its like a jail and u was quiet happy with your jungle life…..u and Tarzan
jon: I was happy till I found the love of my life
bharti (shocked): who?….the fly….are u serious dude😆😆….
Jon: not the fly….i broke up with her…it didn't worked out….i am talking about Stella….
Bharti: Stella…..dude she is a human…..and u love her…confusing😆😆
Jon: don't be confusing…I need your help…
Bharti: not me ….u need a doctor😆😆…
Jon: no….i use to think that I am a man
Bharti (shocked): What….u are not a man😆…..how did that happened….you really need a doctor😆😆…trust me….
Jon: no I need u
Bharti: I cant help u to become a man😆😆😆
Jon: u never let me finish the sentence….let me say it please….
Bharti: ok…go on
Jon: I use to think that I am a man…..but I am a bird…
Bharti look around to find his wings😆😆…she took it seriously because she can expect anything from him….
Jon: I am a love bird
Bharti: PHWWW….i was thinking something else….
Jon: I spend my whole life in jungle thinking that I am looking for a perfect Tarzan for myself but when I spend time with Stella…..i found that she is the one…..she is the one for me…she is the one I was looking for….i am here so that I can change myself and become a perfect guy for her….a guy she can spend her whole life with….😳😳
Bharti was looking at him seriously….this is the first time she found that Jon is a human and every single word he said is right….he really loves her….
Bharti: love is vary strange feeling…..it always change the person completely…..
She was lost in armaan's thoughts…..
Bharti lost and talking: it makes life beautiful….
She was thinking about the kiss…..
Bharti: very beautiful….😳
Jon shakes her and she came out from her thoughts…..
Jon: you will help me….
Bharti: OK…which test are u doing…..i can't help u with studies because I am looking for a help for myself…..but I can help you with other things….
Jon: no….i am perfect in everything else….
Bharti look at him up to down: really!!!......don't u think u need help with you dressing as well…..
Jon: no….i know she likes it…..
Bharti: GOOD….good for u
They sit there for a while and listen jokes for Jon…
After an hour, armaan leave from the college because he need to do some work….bhaskar and payal leave as well because they need to do some preparation….Bharti didn't leave because she want to give moral sport to Jon for his test…
Now it was time for Jon's test and he was nervous (oh! Came on….he behave like he is not a human but at the end of the day he is) 😆😆😆
Jon was walking around in the corridor front of the test room…Bharti was looking at him and observing that he is nervous….
Bharti: calm down dude…..
Jon: this is the first time I am behaving so weird….
Bharti: not the first time dude😆😆…..Trust me not the first time…..
Jon: I am sweating like a PIG….😆😆
Bharti: ewww…….calm down dude…..its just a stupid test….how worse it could get, u will fail it...so what!....i fail in countless testes and I am still alive…
Jon: I can do it….
Bharti: yah…
Just then one teacher come out from the test room and ask for Jon….
Teacher: are u Jon
Jon: yah
Teacher look at him and think 'what is this…no one told me that we are teaching Tarzans now'😆😆
Teacher: come in
Bharti: good luck Jon….i am sure that u will do well
She was not sure on what she said😆….Jon went inside and Bharti wait for him outside……after few minutes, door opens and Jon run out…he didn't even stop on Bharti….he screamed and run all the way to corridors…😆.Bharti was still standing there with confused face and looking at him running around and screaming…😆.
Just then, teacher come out and stood next to Bharti but she was also looking at Jon….
Teacher: poor Jon….he couldn't even answer the first question….
Bharti: what was it?
Teacher: the question was 'put your name here'😆😆
Bharti look at teacher and then she look at Jon who was hitting his head on several walls…😆...he was shouting and behaving like he immediately need a mental treatment…🤣.
Bharti: that's a hard question…😆
Teacher turn and look at Bharti…
Teacher: 'put your name here' is a hard question….
Bharti: yah….i hate this question…just look at that poor soul…now he lost his mind totally…he can't even deicide a wall to hit his head….😆😆
Jon runs out from the corridor…now he was out of bharti's sight…..
Bharti: Jon…wait
She follow him but she couldn't find him…she look for him everywhere but he wasn't around….finally Bharti check the top floor and fund him sitting in window of a class room…he was sitting sad and alone….
Bharti: Jon….
She walk up to him and sit next to him….
Bharti: are u ok Jon….
Jon: I tried to become a perfect man but I couldn't….
Bharti put her hand on his shoulder…
Bharti: u are a perfect man…
She stop because she realize what she said😆…
Jon(happily): really….i am a perfect man?
Bharti: NO…😆.but this is what u are…be yourself to win Stella….Never ever change your self because there are no conditions in love……..u love her for what she is so she should love u for what u are….
Jon: u are right….i will propose her like this because this is what I am….
Bharti: yah….
Jon: thanks Bharti….and for all this help I will offer u something
Bharti: what?
Jon: a honeymoon in jungle😲…😆when u will get marry, u can come to jungle with your husband….
Bharti: no….i am fine….thanks for the offer…
Jon: OK….i am going no…I need to find that fly…she must be very confuse and looking for u😆😆…Bye
Bharti: bye…
And Jon went back in his Tarzan style...(hanging around and felling in every few meters)…😆😆Bharti sit there and saw him leaving then she return home…..
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