Mere Paas.........

Guys again this is add on story thread... Add Pratap ke paas kya hai jo Akbar paas nahi... Make is as crazy as possible... Here is mine This is based on the famous dewaar dialog "mere paas maa hai"...

Originally posted by: _GC-AK-Fan_

U killed me di🤣🤣

Thank you khushi

superb 🤣

this one was too good..
Mere paas bhil bhai hain jinke kaan ke baal aur side

🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ab aur nahi hass sakti..omg...it is so hilarious

Originally posted by: twisted_beenz

<font color="#990000" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Guys again this is add on story thread... Add Pratap ke paas kya hai jo Akbar paas nahi... Make is as crazy as possible... Here is mine This is based on the famous dewaar dialog "mere paas maa hai"...</font>

<font size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"><font color="#0000cc">Jalal and Pratap face off... They decided not use weapons but instead use debate to solve their issues.. They start their debate saying who has what</font>?</font>

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<font color="#cc0066" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Jalal - Aaj mere paas BK hai, Mahamanga Hai, Delhi hai... Aaj mere paas rajputane mein ajmer hai, Gwalior hai, Itni badi fauj hai, Tumhare rajputane ke gaddar hain, halki rang ki aakhen hain, lamba kad hai, dubla patla ramp walk figure hain...</font>

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<font color="#cc0066" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Tumhare paas kya hai??? boliye Pratap Aapke paas kya hai?</font>

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<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Pratap (folds his hands and raises an eye brow and says) - Bai...</font>

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<font color="#cc0066" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Jalal - Kya???</font>

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<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Pratap - Mere paas bai hai... </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Veer bai, dheer bai, sajja bai</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Mere paas Marwar ka pagalpan hai</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Mere paas buddhon ka tharkipan hai</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Mere paas woh teer hai jo teen varsh poorva rawat ji ke daadi </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> mein kho gayi thi</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Mere paas woh kataar hai jo do varsh poorvaRao MMji ke </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> daadi mein kho gayi thi</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Mere paas aise log hain jinki daadi chitthor ke junglon se </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> jiyada Ghana hai</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Mere paas bhil bhai hain jinke kaan ke baal aur side </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> burnsbairam khan ke sar ke baalon se ghane hai aur jinhe dekh </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> pata nahi chalta ki unki moochein daadi bani hai ya daadi </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> moochein..</font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> Aur jalal tumhare paas ghode honge, mere ghode, ghade, chuhe, </font>

<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif"> billi, guy, bail sabke naam hai...</font>

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<font color="#006600" size="4" face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Ab bolo tumhare paas kya hai??</font>

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I almost choked while reading this. It was so funny! 🤣 🤣 Goodness I'm still giggling. My mom just walked in and called me crazy. So funny! 😆

Originally posted by: ksgfan

superb 🤣

<font size="2">this one was too good..</font><font size="2">
Mere paas bhil bhai hain jinke kaan ke baal aur side </font>

<font size="2"> burnsbairam khan ke sar ke baalon se ghane hai aur jinhe dekh </font>

<font size="2"> pata nahi chalta ki unki moochein daadi bani hai ya daadi </font>

<font size="2"> moochein.

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I cracked up writing that

Originally posted by: jyotic74

🤣 Ab aur nahi hass sakti..omg...it is so hilarious

Have you seen kamal Hassan movie where he starts laughing and then ends up crying and then starts laughing again. Do something like that. Laugh at my post suddenly start remembering how cvs have butchered the show to cry and then read my post again and laugh thinking there is entertainment somewhere.

Originally posted by: A.A.5898

I almost choked while reading this. It was so funny! 🤣 🤣 Goodness I'm still giggling. My mom just walked in and called me crazy. So funny! 😆

Thank you so much. Hum tareef ke bhooke hain. Jitni karo kum hai

beenz di!!! u killed me!!
🤣 🤣
I still can't stop laughing 🤣
jaldi continue kariye!!! 😆 😳

Originally posted by: twisted_beenz

Pratap - Mere paas woh kataar hai jo do varsh poorva Rao MM ji ke

daadi mein kho gayi thi

Mere paas aise log hain jinki daadi chitthor ke junglon se

jiyada Ghana hai

Mere paas bhil bhai hain jinke kaan ke baal aur side

burns bairam khan ke sar ke baalon se ghane hai aur jinhe dekh

pata nahi chalta ki unki moochein daadi bani hai ya daadi

moochein..