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Over here, in the forum land of Beintehaa, all members seems to be good Samaratins when it comes to shielding each other against the ruiner of lives and ovaries. Which is laudable, I suppose.
You're, no doubt, very familiar with the male romantic lead of Beintehaa. And the title of the post, as well as the title I took the liberty of christening him with above, should permit everyone to hazard a guess as to whom this post is in tribute to.
1. Harebrained, fickle, devil-may-care, stratospherically rich, and proud, Zain Abdullah is essentially a major dick.
I mean look at that. Left, right, pearly white. He seems to be pompously entitled about his teeth.
2. And yet, most of us here seem to have been robustly bamboozeld into loving this man, eh? WHY!
3. I mean, let's just get to the chase. This man absolutely and wholly refuses to admit his own flaws. Which is always a red flag.
4. He is one of those guys who goes "I got screwed over", like it's a relinquished conclusion that for the rest of his life, he gets to be an asshole.
Uhh, honeybuns? You know that you can work on things, right?
5. He wasn't cool to his wife in front of a large crowd.
We get it. She broke his promise. He got married unwillingly. Whatever. Don't be an asshole.
6. Most importantly, does ANY GIRL really want to be with someone who put gum in her hair? NO.
Like how are you ever supposed to trust such a guy.
7. This is how Mr. Abdullah would make you feel 80% of the time because he doesn't have a filter and can't ever be serious when he needs to be serious.
8. He is SUCH a drama queen.
I just feel like you should give the poor girl some idea of your feelings before vomiting your feelings about "Zain and Aliya's story" on her.
9. CALM DOWN. Not everything has to be solved with packing everything and sending you wife off to Bhopal.
You know you could just go out for tea and crumpets (like the princess you are) or something and sort things out.
10. And so GOSHDARN BOSSY.
Yes, just go on and repeatedly ask you wife to keep out of your room and life. "You must stay out of my life-- WHA- well go to hell.
11. SO he can string a couple sentences together to stand up for the Haiders. WHO CARES. Everyone treats people they don't speak to that often better.
I mean, that was a really good scene. Damn, that was a good scene.
12. SO WHAT if he stares at Aaliya like she's being pierced through eternal life, and joy, and rainbows, and mystery, and sexiness. SO WHAT.
Goshdarn, we need to remember the dealbreakers ladies. Hahaha, er what were they again? Hahaha, I'm not actually giggling or blushing. I mean, I really am not. Hahaha, what were the red flags someone help me. This is important.
13. Please, believe me. Like, I'm not actually blushing. It's just really really hot all of a sudden. Spring probably got its act together.
It's probably just those aviators. Hehehe, yea it's probably just those aviators.
14. Does it seem weirdly sunset-y out here in the middle of the night? Yeah, it is weirdly sunset-y out here. It's like there is some suspicious solar activity going on and Zain is part of the solar system. No wonder we are all so infatuated, against better reasoning.
15. GOD DAMN IT. GODDAMMIT.
Hahaha, what side was I on again?
Look, I tried to be rational about it. I really did. But, there is no way.
It's probably science
Whatever it is, this bae is perf.
Edit: Credit for all GIFs used goes to their respective makers. I merely found them on Tumblr.
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