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hello, beautiful peeps. myself arunima. author of 'twisted fate'!! haan haan pata hai mujhe ki woh story incomplete hai. but sadly, woh incomplete hi rehega!! why?? err...er... because 'twisted fates' kuch zyada hi twisted ho gaya. and it was not matching the plot line at all!!!!!!!! hence...he...he...hope u guys understand!!!!
sorry, sorry!!!! dil se! sacchi!!
but ab maine decide kiya hain ki long fics ke chakkar main kabhi nahi jaungi...!! story aur plot line bychance agar opposite poles main chale gayen...to 'maggi noodles' ban jate hai!!
maggi se yaad aya...its back!!!! yahooo!!!! err...am again drifting away from my point!!!!
so, ap sabko zyada bore na karte huye...presenting u my first laakham one shot!!!!!!!!
ajeeb moodswings!!!!!!!!
women!!! gosh!! wish he could understand them. bolti kuch hai, dimmag main kuch aur hi hota hain. inki maan ki baat agar samajh gaye to zindagii full set hain...aur agar nahi samjho to...khair chodo!!!!
problem yeh hai, ki woh log to apne muh se kuch nikalti to nahi aur husbands se expect karti hain ki woh sab kuch aise hi samajh jaye...batao...yeh bhi koi baat hui!!đđ
gannu bhaiyya ko bhi to yeh apne dil ki wishes batati hain, via 'mushakraj'!!
jab khud bhagwan ko help ki jarrorat hain, to main to sirf ek seedha saadha, bhola bhala pati hi hoon!! god knows poonam ko aisa kyun lagta hain ki main maan par sakta hoon!!!!
mujhe pata hain, yeh sab uss angrezi vampires ki film ka assar hain...
jo mujhe bilkul pasand nahi...bhala koi addmi aise kaise chamak sakta hain...admi hain ya platinum!!!
par mujhme itni himmat kaha ki poonam ko yeh baat bolu...madam '5'months 'prggers' jo hain!
'preggers' matlab 'pregnant' badi amma ne bataya!!!!( yeh anreg bhi ajjeb hai. sabdh banao, fir use kat kar chota karo!!!)
hain to back to da point, majal hain mera ke poonam ko kuch bolu!! she will scream bloody murder!
mithilesh bhaiyya ko shayad mujhpar taras aya, wo to experienced hain na...do do baar!!!!!!
aj subha mere kaano main kehke gaye...'pregnant biwi bijli ki tarha hoti hain...kabhi bhi jaan lewa hamla kar sakti hai...zakhmi sherni se bhi zyada khatarnak hoti hain...savdhaan'!!!!
woh jhoot nahi bol rahe hain...unke waqt par maine bh dekha tha!!!!!
peaceful maya bhabhi, unrestful 'jhansi ki raani' ban gayi thi.đ
ek din to unhone bhaiyya ko ghar se hi bahar nikal diya tha...bhaiyya shayad aloo tikki ki jagah, bhutta laye the. isiliye!!!!đ˛đ˛
un 9 mahine mitthu bhai hamesha daare daare se rehte the!!!! stammar bhi karte the bhabhi ke samne...aur hum sab haans haans kar loot poot ho jate the!!!!!!!!!!
dekho kya se kya ho gaya...aj mere foot bhaiyya ke joote ke andhar hain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!karma bohot hi 'ku,,i' cheez hain bhai!!!!!!!!!!
darta rehta hoon kab mujhe poonam ghar se na nikal de...begusarai se bhi nikal sakti hain...iska koi bharosa nahi!!!!!!!!!
waise in dino madam ke shokh bohot hi ajeeb kisam ke hain!!!!
'palak' nahi pasand the ise, to maine apne ilake main palak ugana hi band kardiya tha...ajj woh 'palak panner' ki bohot badi fan hain!!!!!!!!!!!
ek din usne mujhe bola 'mango' flavour ka toothpaste laane!!!!!!!!!!!
main laakhan thakur, jiske paas har tarha ka juggar hota hain...iss kam main asafal raha!!!! bechara main.
kaise laata manufacture hoga tab na...!!!!!
gusse main aakar poonam ne mera sar par prahar kiya!!!! aur mera sar 'kashmiri allu' ban gaya!!!!!
begusarai main sab haste hain mujhpar...kya din agaye hain. batao!!đ
ek aur ajeen kaand hogaya hain.
bindiya aur poonam...dono best firend ban gaye hain... duniya ka aatwa ajooba!!!!!!!
hamesha dono khusur phusur karti hain...aur hume...matlam mujhe aur priyom ko aate dekhte hi chup ho jati hain!!!!!!!!
bhagwan jaane kya khichdi pakarahi hain dono!!!!!
waise iss halat main poonam ko sab sar pe charha rakha hain...humko yeh dekhkar bohot accha laga!!!
aur bhi zyada accha laga agar iss chakkar main mujhe zamin na patak dete toh!!!!!!!!
amma bhi aaj kal dal badlu ho gayi hain!!!
team laakhan se team poonam hogayi...dadi banne ki khushi main!!!
hamesha uske as paas ghumti rehti hain, aur birbirane lagti hai,'altu jallal tu ai bla ko taal tu'!!!. kahti hain isse poonam ko koi buri nazar nahi lagegi!!!!!!!! pagal aurat!!!!!!!!!!!
aur hain hain!!!!!!!!!!!! kal sonography ka report aya...aur yeh pata chala ki...'poonam judwa bacchon ki maa banne wali hain!!!!!!!!!!
badi amma kehrahi hain ki 'dekh na laakha, ek beta hoga aur ek beti'
aur badi amma hamesha sahi hoti hain...doosron ka maan jo par sakti hain!!!!!!!!!!! shayad unhone ne mere bacchon ka maan par liya hoga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mere parivarr main to sare hain hi ajeeb!!!!!!!!!!!
baap banne ke khushi main mujhe hasna chahiye ya rona samajh main hi nahi arraha...!!!!!!!!!!!!
amma keh rahi hai ki woh mere bete ko gunda banayegi, uske bete ki tarha, aur poti ko apne bahu ki tarha 'jhansi ki rani'!!!!
aur poonam dono bacchon ko shravan kumar aur shravan kumari banana chati hain respectively!!!!!!!
matlab dono tarha se meri hi baand bajne waali hai!!!!!!!!!!!!đđ
dekhte hain age aage kya hota hain. fingers crossed!!!!!!!!!!!!đ
to kaisa laga ap sabko meri pehli story...waise baki sare stories isi thread me hoga. anne wale kuch oneshots isi ka contiuation hoga!!!!!!!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!
agar aplogon ke kuch special request hain to pls batana!!!!!!!!!
promise karti hun issbar nirah nahi karrongi!!!!!!!!!!
waise main laakham at ki silent reader hoon!!!!!!!! aplogon ke vicharr aur discussions barehi mazedaar hain...parke dimmag halka lagta hain!!!!!!!!!!
chalo...phir milte hain bye!!!!!!!
lots of love
Arunima!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, sorry!!!! dil se! sacchi!!
but ab maine decide kiya hain ki long fics ke chakkar main kabhi nahi jaungi...!! story aur plot line bychance agar opposite poles main chale gayen...to 'maggi noodles' ban jate hai!!
maggi se yaad aya...its back!!!! yahooo!!!! err...am again drifting away from my point!!!!
so, ap sabko zyada bore na karte huye...presenting u my first laakham one shot!!!!!!!!
ajeeb moodswings!!!!!!!!
women!!! gosh!! wish he could understand them. bolti kuch hai, dimmag main kuch aur hi hota hain. inki maan ki baat agar samajh gaye to zindagii full set hain...aur agar nahi samjho to...khair chodo!!!!
problem yeh hai, ki woh log to apne muh se kuch nikalti to nahi aur husbands se expect karti hain ki woh sab kuch aise hi samajh jaye...batao...yeh bhi koi baat hui!!đđ
gannu bhaiyya ko bhi to yeh apne dil ki wishes batati hain, via 'mushakraj'!!
jab khud bhagwan ko help ki jarrorat hain, to main to sirf ek seedha saadha, bhola bhala pati hi hoon!! god knows poonam ko aisa kyun lagta hain ki main maan par sakta hoon!!!!
mujhe pata hain, yeh sab uss angrezi vampires ki film ka assar hain...
jo mujhe bilkul pasand nahi...bhala koi addmi aise kaise chamak sakta hain...admi hain ya platinum!!!
par mujhme itni himmat kaha ki poonam ko yeh baat bolu...madam '5'months 'prggers' jo hain!
'preggers' matlab 'pregnant' badi amma ne bataya!!!!( yeh anreg bhi ajjeb hai. sabdh banao, fir use kat kar chota karo!!!)
hain to back to da point, majal hain mera ke poonam ko kuch bolu!! she will scream bloody murder!
mithilesh bhaiyya ko shayad mujhpar taras aya, wo to experienced hain na...do do baar!!!!!!
aj subha mere kaano main kehke gaye...'pregnant biwi bijli ki tarha hoti hain...kabhi bhi jaan lewa hamla kar sakti hai...zakhmi sherni se bhi zyada khatarnak hoti hain...savdhaan'!!!!
woh jhoot nahi bol rahe hain...unke waqt par maine bh dekha tha!!!!!
peaceful maya bhabhi, unrestful 'jhansi ki raani' ban gayi thi.đ
ek din to unhone bhaiyya ko ghar se hi bahar nikal diya tha...bhaiyya shayad aloo tikki ki jagah, bhutta laye the. isiliye!!!!đ˛đ˛
un 9 mahine mitthu bhai hamesha daare daare se rehte the!!!! stammar bhi karte the bhabhi ke samne...aur hum sab haans haans kar loot poot ho jate the!!!!!!!!!!
dekho kya se kya ho gaya...aj mere foot bhaiyya ke joote ke andhar hain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!karma bohot hi 'ku,,i' cheez hain bhai!!!!!!!!!!
darta rehta hoon kab mujhe poonam ghar se na nikal de...begusarai se bhi nikal sakti hain...iska koi bharosa nahi!!!!!!!!!
waise in dino madam ke shokh bohot hi ajeeb kisam ke hain!!!!
'palak' nahi pasand the ise, to maine apne ilake main palak ugana hi band kardiya tha...ajj woh 'palak panner' ki bohot badi fan hain!!!!!!!!!!!
ek din usne mujhe bola 'mango' flavour ka toothpaste laane!!!!!!!!!!!
main laakhan thakur, jiske paas har tarha ka juggar hota hain...iss kam main asafal raha!!!! bechara main.
kaise laata manufacture hoga tab na...!!!!!
gusse main aakar poonam ne mera sar par prahar kiya!!!! aur mera sar 'kashmiri allu' ban gaya!!!!!
begusarai main sab haste hain mujhpar...kya din agaye hain. batao!!đ
ek aur ajeen kaand hogaya hain.
bindiya aur poonam...dono best firend ban gaye hain... duniya ka aatwa ajooba!!!!!!!
hamesha dono khusur phusur karti hain...aur hume...matlam mujhe aur priyom ko aate dekhte hi chup ho jati hain!!!!!!!!
bhagwan jaane kya khichdi pakarahi hain dono!!!!!
waise iss halat main poonam ko sab sar pe charha rakha hain...humko yeh dekhkar bohot accha laga!!!
aur bhi zyada accha laga agar iss chakkar main mujhe zamin na patak dete toh!!!!!!!!
amma bhi aaj kal dal badlu ho gayi hain!!!
team laakhan se team poonam hogayi...dadi banne ki khushi main!!!
hamesha uske as paas ghumti rehti hain, aur birbirane lagti hai,'altu jallal tu ai bla ko taal tu'!!!. kahti hain isse poonam ko koi buri nazar nahi lagegi!!!!!!!! pagal aurat!!!!!!!!!!!
aur hain hain!!!!!!!!!!!! kal sonography ka report aya...aur yeh pata chala ki...'poonam judwa bacchon ki maa banne wali hain!!!!!!!!!!
badi amma kehrahi hain ki 'dekh na laakha, ek beta hoga aur ek beti'
aur badi amma hamesha sahi hoti hain...doosron ka maan jo par sakti hain!!!!!!!!!!! shayad unhone ne mere bacchon ka maan par liya hoga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mere parivarr main to sare hain hi ajeeb!!!!!!!!!!!
baap banne ke khushi main mujhe hasna chahiye ya rona samajh main hi nahi arraha...!!!!!!!!!!!!
amma keh rahi hai ki woh mere bete ko gunda banayegi, uske bete ki tarha, aur poti ko apne bahu ki tarha 'jhansi ki rani'!!!!
aur poonam dono bacchon ko shravan kumar aur shravan kumari banana chati hain respectively!!!!!!!
matlab dono tarha se meri hi baand bajne waali hai!!!!!!!!!!!!đđ
dekhte hain age aage kya hota hain. fingers crossed!!!!!!!!!!!!đ
to kaisa laga ap sabko meri pehli story...waise baki sare stories isi thread me hoga. anne wale kuch oneshots isi ka contiuation hoga!!!!!!!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!
agar aplogon ke kuch special request hain to pls batana!!!!!!!!!
promise karti hun issbar nirah nahi karrongi!!!!!!!!!!
waise main laakham at ki silent reader hoon!!!!!!!! aplogon ke vicharr aur discussions barehi mazedaar hain...parke dimmag halka lagta hain!!!!!!!!!!
chalo...phir milte hain bye!!!!!!!
lots of love
Arunima!!!!!!!!!!!
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