😛Sindoora trapped at last...Jokes😆
Hello friends, here are two new jokes on Sindoora the Bhootni, read and have a good time..😃
Sindoora, Mahua and Chandramukhi went on a mountain-climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge, an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them.
As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in, there was a strange shimmering in the air and a good fairy appeared, floating in front of them. She raised her wand and declared that, as they had all been good and the expedition was sponsored for charity and so forth, she was to rescue them from their terrible plight. Each of them could wish to be transformed into any bird of their choice in order to get safely off the mountain, and would return to their normal form once they reached home. She turned first to Chandra and asked what she wanted to be.
"A swan," she replied, and a beautiful white swan replaced her. Stepping off the ledge, it spread its wings and flew off for Delhi.
The fairy turned to the Mahua, who immediately and proudly chose a golden eagle, which she became. With a magnificent swoop, she launched from the ledge and soared away, glorying in the freedom of flight as she returned home.
Sindoora watched the two birds disappearing into the distance from the ledge as the fairy turned to her. "And what bird do you choose?" she asked.
She thought, and mused, then said, "A penguin."...😆😆
(Bhootni tera overconfidence hi le dooobega tumhein...😆😆)
2..."Welcome to Heaven," YamDhoot says to the newly arrived politician Sindoora. "Before you settle in, you must spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
Yamdhoot escorts her to the elevator and she goes down to Hell. The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and all her friends and other politicians who had worked with her. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.
They greet her, hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at expense of the people. They play golf and dine on lobster and caviar. The devil is also there, a very friendly guy who laughs and tells jokes.
It is time to go. Everyone waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up and the door reopens on Heaven, where Yamdhoot is waiting for her. Now it's time to visit Heaven.
24 hours pass with Sindoora the politician joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and Yamdhoot returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity."
Sindoora the politician reflects for a minute, then answers, "Well, Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."
Yamdhoot escorts her to the elevator and she goes back down to hell. The doors of the elevator open, and she is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The devil comes over to her and grins menacingly.
"I don't understand," stammers Sindoora the politician. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my Friends look miserable."
The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"...😆😆😆Wah kya overconfidence hai..?😆
(Sahi mein Sindoora bhootni tum Nark ki customer ho,😛 tumhare liye yahan booking ki hui hai, jab marogi forum mein celebration karenge ...)😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed reading te jokes..waiting for your views n comments..😊
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