So last night, as we did some besharmi, Meera didi asked me to write a special scene, with some of us, Sharad and Divyanka.
Starring:
v Meera didi (indiandoll89)
v Shaili didi (armulover)
v Neha didi (nehlove)
v Roshni didi (roshme)
v Sharad Malhotra
v Divyanka Tripathi
v Ananya (Annu…me!) (eclipse_101)
*New Member: Mandy (Little Foot) and Ayesha (chand pari)*
*~*This is purely a work of fiction and all my imagination…was Meera didi's idea...*~*
Index
- Part 13: Page 28
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Phas Gaya Bechara
It was a typical summer morning and all the girls were (as usual) chatting away on India Forums. They were busy doing besharmi on the 6th Besharam thread.
Neha didi: These creatives! kab milayenge AD ko? Lagta hai ab paagal karke hi chodenge.
Shaili didi: Neha...I know hun…yeh hamesha jale par namak chidakte hain
Roshni didi: Dekha na hai re
socha na hai re
Creatives pagal banayenge
Kahan thi tum dono? Kitna intezaar kiya maine…phir aakhir main sona hi pada…waise…maine aaj record toda…6:30!
Shaili didi: Rosh…sry hun…hume kaam aagaya tha…SD nahin the kya? I though ke who hamara ID lenge…waise…nice song
Neha didi: Same here Shaili…mujhe bhi aisa hi laga.
Nice song, Roshni. Been a while since we heard one from you. Hah! Tumhe world record book main hona chahiye…for sleeping the least.
Shaili didi: Kher. In sab baton ko maro goli, aur shuru karo besharmi leke hari ka naam!
Meera didi: Ab main bhi aa gayi…any1 miss me?
Roshni didi: Achha hai tum bhi aa gayi Meera…chalo, saath main besharmi karenge…Shaili, S ka koi pictures liya? Uske bina, besharmi kya…kuch nahin…kuch nahin…
Annu: Haila, kya dialogue mara hai, didi! Bole to, ekdum jhakaas!
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Meera didi: I am still downloading the video. Anything worth watching?
Annu: No didi...we're outta luck...aaj bhi kuch khaas nahin hua...bekaar ka time waste...creatives saale...kuch achha dikhaenge toh mar jaayenge.
Mandy didi: I am here now!...you guys seem a bit upset...
Meera didi: Damn...par everyone said ki end main their eyes meet.
Hi Mandy! Yeah...creatives hume tadpa rahe hain...
Neha didi: Their eyes did meet. But honest to god...it was the most pathetic milan...argh...
Shaili didi: Chodo yeh sab baaton ko. Jo hua so hua. But guys...aaj uska kurta dekh ke mann kiya ki I'll take it off and throw him in the river like that other day.
Roshni didi: Kya baat hai Shaili...abhi se hi...tu shuru ho gayi...and back on the shirtless track too...
Shaili didi: Sab Sharad ki galti...maine toh sirf pyaar kiya..
Mandy didi: Nice dialogues Shaili!
Roshni didi: Very fimly, Shaili. Tu toh mere barabar aa gayi..lol...kidding!
Meera didi: OMG...good news guys...Sharad's coming to Canada and US on the Easter weekend! And what's more, he's gonna make an I-F ID and so is Divyanka! And there'll be some kind of a draw for all those who go to see him and like fifteen people win...and then they all get to visit Dulhann sets and watch the two shoot! Plus, a dinner date with Sharad...Divyanka can come too if they want...
Annu: Kya baat hai...aaj yuhin aapke armaan jaag rahe hain Shaili didi...
Meera didi, that's great news...I'm totally going to see them! Isi bahane, Toronto se shopping bhi ho jayega.
Neha didi: OMG...seriously???Mera jana bhi final. Ab job se chhutti lena hai...and I'm all set.
Shaili didi: Oh god...par mera study break khatam ho gaya. What now?
Annu: And I need to ask for permission...oh god...
Roshni didi: Annu, you do that quickly. I am totally gonna go to their sets and even Banaras...job se thode dino ki chhutti mujhe bhi leni hai. Shaili, ask your professors....and see what they can do...
Meera didi: I'm totally going! I hope all of you can come..
Mandy didi: I'm in Mumbai right now...Hope to see y'all soon!
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Most of the girls were all going to make it. Except for Annu...she wasn't too too sure.
Annu: OMG...school sar chad kar bol raha hai.."Mat jaa..Annu pyaari..mat jao!"
Ayesha: Hi guys! Main hoon Ayesha. I am going to visit the Dulhann sets on Tuesday as it is so I hope to see y'all there!
Roshni didi: Haila Ayesha...you're lucky girly. I wish we could go.
Neha didi: Roshni, we can. Keep your hopes up. Hum sab jaa payenge.
Shaili didi: In sab baaton main, hum toh besharmi bhula hi gaye...yeh bhi Sharad ki galti.
Meera didi: Shaili, tere chalte ab main bhi openly besharmi karne lagi hoon.
Shaili didi: That's a good thing, Meera. And galti puri meri nahin hai.
Annu: Yah...we know...Sharad ki hai..lmao..
Ayesha: Toh aap sab jaaoge? Take tonnes of caps and pics.
Mandy didi: Ayesha, hum toh wahan waise bhi hain...
Ayesha: Main unke bhale ke liye bol rahi hoon...*blushing*
Roshni didi: Ok...back to besharmi. Wait...Annu...can u not come?
Annu: Maybe not didi...*long sigh*
Neha didi: Do what Shaili's doing.
Shaili didi: Yeah Annu. Do that..I had to do that long ago...it works perfectly fine..tell your teachers and bring all your work to India.
Annu: But...will all of us make it?
Mandy didi: You all will. I just know it. Trust me..and don't loose hope!
Roshni didi: Okay...back to besharmi...hehe...let's butcher songs now. Shaili you start..
Shaili didi: My rep. is bad...oh lord...kya hoga mera? Anyways...here's my song:
Sharad oh sexy
Aise ho sexy..
Sab koi chahe tera
kurtaa utaarna...
sharad oh sexy
aise ho hoxy
sab koi chahe tujhse
Milna Akela..
Par yeh haq tune
Divya ko de dala...
Sharad oh sexy..
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In the next few days, the besharmi and bechaini continued..and everyone was confirmed that they were going!
Annu: I can go...jai bhagwaan!
Ayesha: Yippeee!!!! Woohoo! Can't wait to meet you!
Annu: Same here Ayesha
Shaili didi: Arre wah..great news Annu! Aaaj raat thodi besharmi karke, mujhe, tumhe, aur Meera ko jaldi so jana hai..since they're coming tomorrow...alright?
Meera didi: Alright Shaili...jaisa tum kaho
Shaili didi: Main nahin...sajan kehta hai Meera.
Neha didi:
Tera kurta re, ke aye hai
Tera kurta re,
Phadenge ab hum
Sharad yeh tera kurta..
Ke aye hai
Tera kurta re..
Roshni didi: Mast gana hai, Neha! I luv this song...an all time classic.
Mandy didi: Hey besharams! I'm back!
Ayesha: Hey Mandy di!
Shaili didi:
Pal pal pal pal pal pal pal pal
Kaise katega pal harpal harpal...
Dil dil dil dil main machi hai machi
Machi hai halchal halchal halchal..
Kaise katega pal harpal harpal
Kaise katega pal harpal harpal...
Annu: Besharmi karte rahiye...time phur se paar ho jayega.
Shaili didi: Guys, late ho gayi hai...hame chalna hai sone...U guys contine...hum teeno chale sone.
Annu: Hai re hai...neend nahin aaye
Meera didi:
@ Shaili: Alright...will go now!
@ Annu: Bistar pe pad ja... aa jayegi!
G'nite all!
Neha didi: G'nite you three! Hope to see you soon!
So Annu, Meera and Shaili went off to sleep. Par bechaini main neend nahin aayi...aal night...saajan ke bare main sochti rahi woh teen..
And after a long four hours, morning hui. The girls dressed and packed and all three boarded the same plane to Toronto. They finally met each other in person and got to share their bechaini amongst each other.
They soon arrived at the luxurious hotel where SD were to stay.
Shaili didi: Toh yeh wahi hotel hai...jahan main aur sajan honeymoon manane aayenge..
Meera didi: You mean, main aur sajan, Shaili. Right?
Annu: Ab andar bhi chalo didi(s)!!!
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The girls went inside...and much to their surprise (sarcasm there), the hotel was overcrowded with probably fans of SD.
Shaili didi: Ab kya karein!?
Annu: We should've known...
Meera didi: Let's book a room and go rest for a while..
So the three booked rooms..and took a nap...they were somewhat satisfied to have made it so far but...well..they were a bit worried..what if they couldn't make it to India with SD?
Suddenly they heard a knock on their bedroom door...
Meera didi: Main dekhti hoon.
It was a man..and he was turned around. The three were puzzled...who could it possibly be?
Man: (whispering) Abhi idhar chup jaate hain...baad main kahin jaayenge.
The man was whispering...but to whom..that, the girls couldn't tell. Meera peered out to see who it was...and the man suddenly turned around and banged into her...
Meera didi: Gosh! Dekh ke nahin chal sakte kya??
The man had a beard...a jet black beard. He wore sunglasses...that said hoxy on it...His hair was overgrown and his lips were bright red.
Man: Maafi maafi...maidam ji...(interrupted)
Annu had stepped forward to get a better look...she gasped..and the man quickly turned to face her...he kept staring...
Annu: Tum buddhe bhi nahin lagte...and you're definitely not young...
Man: Ji?!
They heard a sudden yelp from the back of the room.
It was Shaili didi, looking petrified!
The man now turned to look at her..more like glare...
Annu and Meera didi: Kya hua?
Shaili didi: Nahin...kuch nahin...I was scared..
Meera didi: Tu kisse baat kar raha tha?
Man: Kisi se toh nahin...
Annu: Chup...jhoothe! Humne suna...ladki ka aawaj..
Man: E...bacchi! Kya bol rahi hai...tu jaanti hai tu kisse baat kar rahi hai?
All of asudden, the man yelled with pain...and grabbed his foot and started jumping up and down..the three then heard a sudden quiet voice of a woman.
As the man continued jumping, Annu, Meera, and Shaili came out of the room to investigate.
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Shaili didi: (gasps) Haila! Yeh kaun hai?
Meera didi: Shaili, mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Annu: Aap kaun hain...au..aur..yahan..yahaan..ky..kya kar rahi h..hain? (stuttering and scared)
A scary woman stood facing them. She had bright green eyes, and bright orange hair like flames...she had overdone her makeup and was now looking just as shocked as the other three.
Woman: Main..bhoot..nahin hoon...sach..
Annu: Par human bhi nahin lag rahi ho..
Man: Kya kaha ise? Bachi, sun...ab zyada mu ladaya toh thik nahin hoga..
Woman: Tum bhi na. Bachi hai..she doesn't know..and she's so cute..
Annu: That is ten times worse than an insult, you know. I AM NOT AT ALL CUTE. I'm vicious.
Meera didi: Aap log yahan kyun aaye hain?
Man: Hume chupna hai...aapke kamre main..kuch log hamara peecha kar rahe hain...
Meera didi (to Shaili didi): He smells sooo good...(now to man): Agar aap hame batayenge ki aap apna cologne kahan se lete hain then u can hide in our room.
The woman began to chuckle and Annu and Shaili didi joined in. The man just looked speechless.
Suddenly, they heard voices coming from the end of the lobby.
"Sab jagah check karo! Woh log yahin kahin honge!"
The man and woman were now looking panicked. They quickly said bye to the girls and that they'll be back...and took off.
Meera didi: Yeh terrorists toh nahin?
Shaili didi: Meera...mujhe yeh dono toh...(she stopped in mid-sentece)...
Annu: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Now, Meera didi seemed to understand.
Meera didi: Woh..woh..smell...
Annu: Par woh dono bhaag kisse rahe the?
Shaili didi: Fans se....
Something clicked between the three...and they ran out of the room screaming, "SHARAD!!!" and "DIVYANKA!!!" after the two...
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Before long, they were all out of breath. They had run up three hallways, but there wasn't any sign of SD.
Shaili didi: Meera, Annu..yaar..woh wahi tha..main use dekhte hi samajh gayi thi...
Meera didi: Woh smell...uska cologne ka smell! Haiiiiiillllaaa!!!
Annu: Patli gali pakad ke nikal gaye...yah phir hawa main choo mantar ho gaye!
Shaili didi: Chodo...chalo, IF pe Neha aur Roshni se baatein karni hain!
They walked back to their room, and switched on the laptop. It was really great to see every other besharam was online!
Neha didi: Shaili! Annu..Meera! Kaisi ho? SD mile?
Roshni didi: Arre...kaise ho tum teeno? SD kaise hain? Kab aa rahe ho!?
Shaili didi: We're all on my ID for now. we're having quotes if Meera's talking...italics if Annu is and normal if I am. SD mile...and they asked to stay in our room! He was wearing a fake beard to hide from fans, and she was looking extremely ugly..as if that's possible..."he's actually lookin ultra hot..and that cologne!!!"
Neha didi: Meera, you're telling me about that colgne when we meet!
Roshni didi: Khud smell kar lena Neha!
Shaili didi: Rosh...and Neha..they're picking fans tonight prolly...and we come tmrww...they call us if we make it or just kick us outta the hotel.
Ayesha: that's terrible!
Mandy didi: You're gonna make it..you just are!
Shaili didi: I cant believe hum usse mile...usse...Sharad Malhotra se!!!
Roshni didi: Me neither...mujhe bhi milna hai..tum log jaldi idhar aao! Annu...Race dekha?
Neha didi: Roshni..they're in a hotel..waise...aaj 6:30 ka record tune tod hi diya. 7 baj rahe hain subah ke!
Roshni didi: Yepp...proud of myself...par ek baat batao..yeh log kab aayenge? they avent arrived at the US yet...
Shaili didi: Jaldi Rosh..SD se mil liye..ab jo taqdir ki marzi!
Neha didi: Aaja aaja...main karoon intezaar tera..
Roshni didi: Chal bye guys...I have to go now..SD SD SD!
Shaili didi: Bye Rosh..Annu and Meera are saying bye too! Neha...did u se today's epi...ya phir office main phasi rahi?
Neha didi: You tell me..urgh...but I was watching it a while ago and they are extremely cute...haii!!!
Shaili didi: Neha..give us a min..phone call aaya hai.
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Shaili didi rushed to the phone...Meera didi gave out a li'l gasp and Annu felt her heart misbehave.
Shaili didi: Hello.....oh hi!............Yes......it's us.........................What do you mean? Wait...but...no..you just can..(she stopped in mid-sentence)
Meera didi: You've got to be kidding me...you've....
Annu: She's not...jiska darr tha, wahi hona tha...sach main...life ek boring Dulhann epi ban ke reh gayi hai..Creatives acha dikhayenge toh mar jaayenge...
Shaili didi: It's all Sharad's fault! Al of it! IASF!!! IASF!
Meera didi: Par yeh decide kisne kiya...I'm sure Sharad aur Divyanka ne nahin kiya...aur koi hota kaun hai decide karne waala!?
Annu: You can say that again!
Sharad: Aur koi hota kaun hai decide karne waala?!
The three girls were suddenly petrified...frozen on the spot...that fourth voice....was HIS...
Their hearts misbehaved...fingers twictched...goosebumps rose...eyes were ready to buldge out of their sockets...but they seomhow managed to turn around...
But no voice came out of either of them
Sharad: Ab kya hua? Tumne kaha tha ki hum idhar chup sakte hain..lo...hum aa gaye...actually main aa gaya...Divikinzz thoda bathroom hoke aati hogi.
This was their chance..the one they'd been waiting for ever since the third or fourth besharam thread started...shirt utaarne ka waqt FINALLY AA GAYA. Some gestures were made between the three and they took their positions...they were all ready to prounce.
Annu: Roshni didi, aur Neha didi, Reema didi, Ammu didi, aur un sab ke bina...utna maza nahin aayega...but this will be our trial run..
Sharad: Trial run ?(gives a hoxy lil chuckle...making them more betaab) Kya bol rahi ho? Aise bol rahi ho jaise ab mera shirt pant sab utaarne dauro gi..aisa mat karna..mai case kar doonga.
Shaili didi: Guessing bahut kamaal ka karte ho...(then mutters 'salo' once)
Meera didi: Pata nahin...kab kaun sa guess sachhai main badal jaye..
Sharad took on a puzzled look...it didn't suit him at all though. The creases made him look all old and wrong... and the eyes squinted a bit...the lips took on a hot shape...a gurgling sound came out of Shaili didi's stomach!
Short update again, na? Sry..i feel a bit sleepy now..😳
It's not done...I'll finish later...😛
Ananya😳
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