If You Were GuruJi For A Day? - Page 2

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Posted: 16 years ago
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LOL...Pinukaka!!! you are too loyal, you will not leave your Malik let alone Dharampur! 😃

Besides, aapka Mota-bhai hai. Aapko aise dharam sankat mein thode hi padne denge! Have faith in him. Santu ne kaha na, woh joh kehte hai, karte hai.

Malik ko Jai Shree Krishna mein chala kaha!

Malin ne kaha -- Ubhore Pinakin. tu kahin nahin jayega...Samjhi gayo ne. 😛
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Dharamraj the Sexy Mahyavanshi= he need not try harder to look sexyyyyyyyyyyy everyday cause his sexyness is killing so many poor heart like me,he need to stop talking to his dead wife cause his living wife is somewhere in a dirty room who needs him more than anything

Motiben= tells her that no human being(as in men)in their ri8 full mind is ever gonna marry her😡.....so she need to start looking for her mr right in RATS.
Baa= tell her to laugh out a lil bit tons of people will love to see teet
Santu= just smile more and more my lady cause that's the only way she can get the key to DM's heart.
Pinakin= he need a wife of his own.
Hiten= he need new expressions to make it big on his own.
Shashank= stop smiling/laughing will u!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaggu the Bghair Mooch wala Moocher -_-................OMG he need to save his eyebrow cause they look really dirty and stop going after DM if he want to live long😡

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sanjay Nath


Maaf karna par Moti Ben ko date par .....

nahi nahi kehe dou yeh jhooth hai nahi hou sakta



🤣🤣🤣Sanjay Sir!! 🤣🤣🤣

Dying to see something BREW b/w Motiben and Pinu kaka😆😆😆
It'd be priceless😆😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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OMG Rani your 'advises' to the characters are awesome .. hahahaha...

If I were Guruji , this is what I'd say :

DM : Tumhara mangal upar hai aur shani neeche hai ... is peeda se mukt hone ke liye Santo ko apne dil me bitha do ..

GODDD I am so lame at this!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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hi guys I'm really angry 😡 you write your comments in hindi and sorry I don't understand your language (at least when it's written ) .
all your comments seems very funny ( I can understand that from emoticons ) but I can't laugh with you or replay because I don't understand what's written 😡😭😭
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Posted: 16 years ago
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We cant help it Manel .. the same flavor wont come out through the English language !

But anyways,
will try ..
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I know sukhs the best way to express you self is with your own language I can understand that 😉
but please try at least to put some english words in your hindi paragraph so I'll try to undrstand whta's left 😔
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Hehehehe will do Manel .. dont worry !
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Thanks for the nice comments Sanam & Co, any smile or laughter is a true pleasure! lol, and some of those cracked me up!

Originally posted by: Sanjay Nath

Maaf karna par Moti Ben ko date par .....🤣 nahi nahi kehe dou yeh jhooth hai nahi hou sakta


Eh le, kar le gal te sun le baat...
If I was Pinakin, meri to ayaashi thi...you have all the attributes! Dhoti shoti, kurta, MOOOOOOCHEIN and that look which only someone close to Dharamraj can have...

Lol, I would LOVE to see a sparkle between Pinakin and Motiben now...with allll respect, I can see her wearing the trousers (or dhoti as one can argue) in the relationship!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Some more:

Shashank
= Tum to maadrun zamanay kay larkay ho, resaarrcharr ho, seherr se aatay ho. Tum bhi "Dostana" dhek kar koi "John" hi dhoond lo. Santu ab Dharamraj ki dharampatni hai...jo daal hi na galay, uss se acha hai chicken boti le lo.

Hiten = Array bayta, itnay se tum jab main Dharampur aaya. Humka angreji sikhaayee do, phir hum philam ishtaaron kay saath unkay sab maslay suljhaayenge, wo bhi angrezi mein. Protocol humaara bhi hona chahiye!

Baa = Raat ko aap ki beti Subadhra mere khuaab mein ayee, Versace ka dress pehnay huay, aur kehti hai kay wo ab aagay barh rahi hai, aur aap bhi Santu ko apnaa lo aur DM ko aagay bharnay do. Naa bhi bharnay do to masla nai, baray Pandit Ekta ji payment deti rahayngi.

Baauji = Dharampur par koi kaala saaya hai, uss saaye ko door karnay kayliye Baa ko Ibiza le jaao :|

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